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𝐿𝓊𝒸𝒾𝒻𝑒𝓇 — 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝑀𝑜𝓇𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒮𝓉𝒶𝓇
prideofmorningstar.bsky.social
“We’re practicing our lines for TikTok,” he waves at some people who are walking by and looking at them like they’re crazy. “I know I hurt him. Let him down…”
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It is. Imagine your meat, rice, and sides all rolled together into a portable meal. No need for chopsticks.
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“Xiao-Di…” he kneels next to him. “You can hit me. He stopped communicating and disappeared because of me…”
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“Oh, he’s always talking about smiting you,” he waves his hand. “I always thought he had a crush on you. Don’t tell him I said that. I just got this beautiful new table. It’s so well polished that it almost distracting…”
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“How responsible are you for the electric guitar?” He asks with a smirk. “Some of my best worship music features that wonderful instrument. My Xiao-Di hates it. Most likely because it’s the only thing louder than his Angelic Grace!”
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“You really are the ackshually meme, Belphegor…” he shakes his head as he starts to eat peanut butter cups. “I was in the modern mortal realm. I do my best work there.”
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He will be like, “I’m fine! Nothing is bothering me!” while stress eating.
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“Xiao-Di…” he stands next to him and then looks down at his hands. He doesn’t really know what to say. Lucifer has been fine with the silence over the thousands of years, but poor Michael.

“I…I can’t pretend to know how much you’re hurt right now…”
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“You should see someone,” he agrees. “Your multiple personality disorder is so bad that your other personality manifested its own body…”

He looks directly at Sloth as he slurps his drink.

“Well, this isn’t exactly how I planned to reintroduce myself. I was waiting for the banquet.”
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“Xiao-Di, look at Da-Ge’s fa-“ he turns to see that Xiao-Di has left the building. “Xiao-Di? Michael?!” He drops his snacks to run after him.
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“Yēhéhuá still talks to Satan,” shoves some popcorn in his mouth and slurps down his coke like he doesn’t care. “You want to leave? I know of a place that has really huge burritos!”
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Watching all of the drama with a large popcorn and a Diet Coke. Casually sits next to Michael while munching.
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“Then who will I sit with?” Sad Lucifer time.
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Shakes off his hand with a loud whisper.

“Gege I said we have to pretend like we’re on bad terms…!”
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“It’s my fault,” he gently pulls away so that he can bow to their elder brother. “I was the one to lead Archangel Michael astray. I’m willing to submit myself to Heaven’s punishment…”
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He steps closer, but then frowns and looks to Michael and then back to Jeremiel.

“Wu-Ge, why are you so pale? Normally, I’d be jealous, but this doesn’t seem normal…”
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Normally Lucifer wouldn’t have much to say about his twin cursing, but now he reaches up and covers his mouth with wide eyes. It’s a bit late for that, though. The fuel is already on the fire, so to speak.

“Wu-Ge! Wow, it’s been thousands of years, hasn’t it? I forgot how pretty you are!”
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As he witnesses this scene, he slowly covers his mouth. Poor Michael. Luckily, his Gege is there!

“My brother is a terrible joker,” he laughs as he puts his arm around Michael. “His phone is broken for now, but why don’t you put your numbers into my phone so he can borrow it to call you?”
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“You needed the rest, Didi,” he pats him. “We have a lot of work to do!”
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“We just got here, Didi,” he puts an arm around him. “We said we’d stay ten years! Plenty of time for our trees to make fruit. They say apples take eight years.”
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“I like them. And they make good tea,” he shrugs. “The prettier flowers go closer to the house.”