even before man was, fried egg waited for him. the ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate practitioner

you are what you eat
physically I am less than I should be
mentally I am derivative of derivatives, i am a trough filled with pig feces
this has moulded me into the best thinker of the age, and heres why I should tell you how to live

Yelled 'fuck you!!!' at my monitor because of the people I was fighting who were 'better at the game' than I was that beat me, I'm listening and learning and working on bettering myself, starting with cutting off a pinky finger like in the Yakuza

If I was going to die in 24 hours I'd probably go to bed

the ideal world is one that runs on fomo. Don't think about what is in front of you right now, think about what you've missed out on. what if you miss out again? that's wife-changing money there, can you afford to miss out?

a downside of not thinking of your self in terms of analogy is that it's difficult to get tattoos. I cannot liken the self to anything, so there goes the pottery wheel tattoo

scooping out all aspects of the soul to better scroll on computer

It's ridiculous to insinuate that the reason I exclusively sleep with single mothers is because of my relationship with my own mother. Not one is alluring enough to warrant such a comparison.

Infinite Jest provides a glimpse into a future of maximised masturbation, to the delight of readers worldwide. However, scholars fear that the ramifications of resulting nuclear fusion technology could be disastrous for the global energy economy.

Learning to let my thoughts lead me where they wish
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love to tell my partner about the manga only zeon mobile suit designed to be piloted by experimental newtype monkeys

It's a brutal time for young white men.

Alsvid Wotansdottir is making them look at sissy hypno porn.

hit anime madoka magica kyubey dips you low and kisses you so very sweetly, but its mouth is a wormhole to the warehouse of constructed flesh that grows the magical girl outfits as damp as they can make them

my grand twin peaks prediction, after a few episodes of season 1, is that they're going to start doing layered infidelity, like introduce gay relationships to spice it up, pete martell's part of the fisher orgy, ed hurley secretly in love with a woodland fox, etc