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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · Jun 24

New from 404 Media: 'FuckLAPD.com' is a website that lets anyone use facial recognition to instantly identify cops. Point camera, take photo, upload to site. It provides their name and salary information. Creator also rebooting their tool for identifying ICE employees www.404media.co/fucklapd-com...

‘FuckLAPD.com’ Lets Anyone Use Facial Recognition to Instantly Identify Cops

A free tool that allows anyone to upload a photo of an LAPD officer to get their name and badge number.

www.404media.co

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · Jun 12

CASHAPP $ BADGE POPS UP OUTTA NOWHERE 🤩🤩🤩

"YOUR STATEMENT FOR MAY IS NOW AVAILABLE" 😒😒😒

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · Jun 10

Imagine you beatin off and Michael Myers busts into yo room mid-cum and he's just standin there with a VERY human level of uncomfortable uncertainty about what to do and you TRY to close your browser and apologize, but it's already too awkward and he just turns around and leaves 😔

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · Jun 10

I use every forum imaginable for it tbh

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · Jun 10

They finally got what they wanted and silenced me on my biggest platform 🙃

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · May 16

I don't feel like I'd be wildly shocked if I found out part of the new hire process for Cheesecake Factory is to fuck one of the cheesecakes...I also feel like maybe I should go to therapy to find out why.

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · Apr 9

One day when students read about the fall of the American empire, I hope e-girls vlogging about paying $20 for one strawberry at Erewhon gets its own chapter

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · Mar 26

Y'all are mad at Jasmine Crockett for callin Greg Abbott Gov. Hot Wheels, but not God for throwing an entire tree at the nigga 🤔

Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · Mar 26

Sooner or later, you're going to have to make a decision whether you're willing to sacrifice the innocent to pay tribute to the insatiable blood lust of the almighty Dairy Queen.

Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · Mar 25

Imagine havin Michael Caine talk you through it

Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · Mar 24

Using the car AC on Eco mode just feels like a creepy dude blowing Henny mouth breath on your neck in the club

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · Mar 22

Need some thicc fine shit wit a septum piercing, big boots, a ferret, $28, and a parasocial relationship with a non-human anime character to tell me everything's gonna be ok

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · Mar 22

The term muggle only exists bc JKR knew migger was a little too on the nose

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · Mar 22

Growers be like "If you can't handle me at my 3½, you don't deserve me at my 8½"

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · Mar 21

I'm shiddin in Target rn (in the bathroom, not the bread aisle) and I BLASTED one and the guy in the next stall said "FUCKIN SEND IT, BRO" and we both started laughing through the stall and that level of empowerment and unhinged, shid-sourced positive masculinity added years to my life.

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · Mar 19

LMAOOOO

Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · Mar 19

*walkin back to my car*
*a bird has shid on it*
*the bird is still in the tree above my car*

ME:
YOU MUTHAFUCKA.

OLD LADY WHOM I WASN'T AWARE WAS BEHIND ME AS SHE WALKS BY:
"Well that's not very neighborly of you."

STFU MAUDE, YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAMN WHORE MOUTH, THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND THE BIRD.

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · Mar 18

Nah babe you're still cute, the way you stretched my sack skin over your forehead and called yourself Leatherface was just concerning.

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · Mar 15

Oh.

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · Mar 14

Idw sound dramatic or anything, but if I was a woman walking down the street and a strange man said "Smile, beautiful" as he walked by, I would simply tear his heart out through his ribcage and pose with it like a Mortal Kombat fatality.

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · Mar 14

I don't think I'll ever take up hiking as a hobby even with good company bc at some point, I'm gonna remember we still gotta turn around and re-hike all the way back to the car and that's gonna pmo.

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · Mar 12

A pb&j fried in pancake batter.

Sorry. Fightin demons* rn.
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*I had a dream I let Bruce Vilanch hit after he made me a fantastic cacio e pepe

Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · Mar 12

My biggest fear of having children that are involved in martial arts is sooner or later, they're inevitably gonna squabble way better than I do. Imagine you try to send your kid to bed early for misbehaving and they hit you with a 3 finger punch that makes you go blind for 58 minutes.

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Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · Mar 11

People who have sex with WM are tougher than Green Berets bc y'all stay horny even after they say shit like "TAKE MY BORKING COCK, ASHLYNN" or whatever

Kung Fu Grip Hamma @primeministerhamma.bsky.social · Mar 11

AN ORNITHOLOGIST DISCOVERING A NEW BIRD SPECIES:

"In the name of natural science, we'll call this one a Shart Covered Tit Fucker"

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