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Still dreaming about that Costco sample of jalapeno bacon
January 21, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Still dreaming about that Costco sample of jalapeno bacon
I know a lot of people think that I think autism is an excuse for mistreatment so I want to make it clear that autism IS an excuse.
January 21, 2026 at 8:59 AM
I know a lot of people think that I think autism is an excuse for mistreatment so I want to make it clear that autism IS an excuse.
Use the Oxford comma. Don't be a coward
January 20, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Use the Oxford comma. Don't be a coward
If you want to become an entomologist, you first must create the universe.
January 20, 2026 at 6:00 AM
If you want to become an entomologist, you first must create the universe.
I'm willing to go on the record and say that I think Starfleet Academy will be good, but you don't actually have to pander to young people to get them into Star Trek. I got into Star Trek in kindergarten wondering why there was a blue man on the screen. Just make your kids watch Star Trek.
January 17, 2026 at 5:56 AM
I'm willing to go on the record and say that I think Starfleet Academy will be good, but you don't actually have to pander to young people to get them into Star Trek. I got into Star Trek in kindergarten wondering why there was a blue man on the screen. Just make your kids watch Star Trek.
One thing I like better about new Trek is the makeup
January 15, 2026 at 9:00 AM
One thing I like better about new Trek is the makeup
In the Pale Moonlight was funded by the CIA
January 14, 2026 at 12:57 AM
In the Pale Moonlight was funded by the CIA
Count your reps in base 2
January 5, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Count your reps in base 2
Lana del Rey thinks being Lolita is about dating older men and retro fashion, but you can't really be Lolita without an utterly and irrevocably shattered drive to become a world tennis champion.
January 4, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Lana del Rey thinks being Lolita is about dating older men and retro fashion, but you can't really be Lolita without an utterly and irrevocably shattered drive to become a world tennis champion.
I dunno why Townsends always cheers me up
January 1, 2026 at 4:33 AM
I dunno why Townsends always cheers me up
Man if you start thinking about medical school but aren't committed yet never tell your Asian parent because you'll never hear the end of it
December 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Man if you start thinking about medical school but aren't committed yet never tell your Asian parent because you'll never hear the end of it
Without Garak, DS9 would still be the best, but the margin would be considerably less comfortable
December 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Without Garak, DS9 would still be the best, but the margin would be considerably less comfortable
Not letting me joke about killing myself is state violence.
December 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Not letting me joke about killing myself is state violence.
That time Space McKinsey tried to recruit 7 of 9
December 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
That time Space McKinsey tried to recruit 7 of 9
I'm sorry, but I can't go on a date with you. I am mortally terrified that you will make me watch something with you that is not Star Trek.
December 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I'm sorry, but I can't go on a date with you. I am mortally terrified that you will make me watch something with you that is not Star Trek.
Language can change your perspective and outlook on life. For example, instead of saying "I experience racism" try saying instead "I *get to* experience racism"
December 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Language can change your perspective and outlook on life. For example, instead of saying "I experience racism" try saying instead "I *get to* experience racism"
I truly believe that I am funnier than Bowen Yang.
December 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I truly believe that I am funnier than Bowen Yang.
Becoming someone who unironically uses 🙏 emoji and reflexively thinks "I should send a card" for life events
December 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Becoming someone who unironically uses 🙏 emoji and reflexively thinks "I should send a card" for life events
Man I've always thought summary execution by firing squad would be a romantic way to die but now that I see the level of hero worship Mark Kelly gets just for being Threatened with execution
December 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Man I've always thought summary execution by firing squad would be a romantic way to die but now that I see the level of hero worship Mark Kelly gets just for being Threatened with execution
That Cocokind tinted ceramide lip whatever is as good as they say, just more so, and the shade "be bold" is a dupe for Black Honey, just transcendently more comfortable to wear. #boldlygo
December 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
That Cocokind tinted ceramide lip whatever is as good as they say, just more so, and the shade "be bold" is a dupe for Black Honey, just transcendently more comfortable to wear. #boldlygo
You can be leftist and still unironically enjoy New Yorker cartoons ‼️
November 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
You can be leftist and still unironically enjoy New Yorker cartoons ‼️
Borg Land Acknowledgment
November 28, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Borg Land Acknowledgment
Babe, will you stick the meat thermometer in RFK Jr.? He's starting to look a little burnt.
November 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Babe, will you stick the meat thermometer in RFK Jr.? He's starting to look a little burnt.
Instead of disclosing the identity behind my ethnic ambiguity, gonna just start making references to "my people" and build Chakotay energy.
November 16, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Instead of disclosing the identity behind my ethnic ambiguity, gonna just start making references to "my people" and build Chakotay energy.
Sticking your head in the crack between two pillows and pretending it's boobies
November 14, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Sticking your head in the crack between two pillows and pretending it's boobies