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@princessjordann.bsky.social
✨Jordann✨
-30
-Pansexual 🏳️🌈
-Aries.Capricorn.Scorpio ♈️♑️♏️
-Career Student 👩🏾🎓
•Fake Political 👩🏾⚖️
•Pretend Crocheter 🧶
•Cozy Gamer 🎮
•Audiobooks 📚🎧
•Casual Anime Girlie 🫰🏾
I accidentally made another profile first
@heyyjayy 💕
-30
-Pansexual 🏳️🌈
-Aries.Capricorn.Scorpio ♈️♑️♏️
-Career Student 👩🏾🎓
•Fake Political 👩🏾⚖️
•Pretend Crocheter 🧶
•Cozy Gamer 🎮
•Audiobooks 📚🎧
•Casual Anime Girlie 🫰🏾
I accidentally made another profile first
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@princessjordann.bsky.social
· Nov 15
The internet is more fun when you remember you’re talking to real people so be nice to me.
Well I know it’s not Taurus.. they take that eater stereotype seriously.
Nah if I said who the worst sign at sex is, ima have some folks sad in my mentions. (😭 it’s not Capricorns this time guys.)
April 7, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Well I know it’s not Taurus.. they take that eater stereotype seriously.
It’s been less than 24 hours since I got my VCH and the no masturbation rule is ruining my life.
a cartoon character is laying in bed with a blue blanket
ALT: a cartoon character is laying in bed with a blue blanket
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April 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
It’s been less than 24 hours since I got my VCH and the no masturbation rule is ruining my life.
I just realized 18 year olds were born in 2007??? Hello? I’ve done the math 3 times and it’s still 2007??
April 4, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I just realized 18 year olds were born in 2007??? Hello? I’ve done the math 3 times and it’s still 2007??
I read this before looking at the pfp and I knew it was a man. I wish yall would accept community.
March 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I read this before looking at the pfp and I knew it was a man. I wish yall would accept community.
I am a nap first and work when I wake up. Are there people that feel like they need to finish their work before they lay down? I feel like those people don’t take naps at all..
March 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I am a nap first and work when I wake up. Are there people that feel like they need to finish their work before they lay down? I feel like those people don’t take naps at all..
Just find another couple & call it even..
Last time i even brought up the idea of a threesome to my girl, she agreed if it meant bringing another nigga
a man sits at a desk in front of a computer and a bulletin board with a map on it
ALT: a man sits at a desk in front of a computer and a bulletin board with a map on it
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March 27, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Just find another couple & call it even..
Ooooooohhh nooooo!!! You gave me exactly what I asked for and fucked me through the mattress to assert dominance ☹️☹️☹️ what EVER will I do???
You gotta out smart her. Tell her ok, make sure you out size him and then fuck your wife like you never fucked before and tell her “there’s only one dick made for you” while she stares at his inadequacy.
Last time i even brought up the idea of a threesome to my girl, she agreed if it meant bringing another nigga
March 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Ooooooohhh nooooo!!! You gave me exactly what I asked for and fucked me through the mattress to assert dominance ☹️☹️☹️ what EVER will I do???
I’m totally fine until the edible kicks in. Then I NEED my pussy ate & my back rubbed 😮💨
March 27, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I’m totally fine until the edible kicks in. Then I NEED my pussy ate & my back rubbed 😮💨
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What we not gon do is leave my girl out!!!!
March 26, 2025 at 7:44 AM
What we not gon do is leave my girl out!!!!
I’m getting mad as fuck and I’m trying to calm down because the wine is turning me up and it’s not that serious.
March 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I’m getting mad as fuck and I’m trying to calm down because the wine is turning me up and it’s not that serious.
My baby daddy not answering the phone for the baby swap and I am not happy about it. We cool.. but we not ignore my phone calls while you have my son cool.
March 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
My baby daddy not answering the phone for the baby swap and I am not happy about it. We cool.. but we not ignore my phone calls while you have my son cool.
I only wore my evil eye anklet for a week before it broke 🤓 okay.
March 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I only wore my evil eye anklet for a week before it broke 🤓 okay.
So I’m in a wedding & the brides sister wants the brides maids to pay for the reception. Like, food and drinks…… that’s insane, right? Cause I want to cuss her out but also this is my first time being in a wedding.
March 24, 2025 at 7:42 PM
So I’m in a wedding & the brides sister wants the brides maids to pay for the reception. Like, food and drinks…… that’s insane, right? Cause I want to cuss her out but also this is my first time being in a wedding.
I want another hoe phase so bad but I’m just not in the mood to start talking to niggas(gender neutral) omg?
March 24, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I want another hoe phase so bad but I’m just not in the mood to start talking to niggas(gender neutral) omg?
They didn’t celebrate my birthday with me. 🤓
I decided last night as I was doing my bingo board that I think I’m going to break up with my friends after this wedding
March 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
They didn’t celebrate my birthday with me. 🤓
Using mouth watering mints to give head is insane. Just hydrate and choke like the rest of us… Nobody wants to work anymore.
March 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Using mouth watering mints to give head is insane. Just hydrate and choke like the rest of us… Nobody wants to work anymore.
You know, I hate when someone wants to fight over a man.. because no nigga will ever be worth that to ME but if you want to fight I will. I’m not going to talk you out of it.
March 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
You know, I hate when someone wants to fight over a man.. because no nigga will ever be worth that to ME but if you want to fight I will. I’m not going to talk you out of it.
If Trump dies, yall think they’re going to Weekend at Bernie’s him or drop the act quick and take over?
March 20, 2025 at 5:12 AM
If Trump dies, yall think they’re going to Weekend at Bernie’s him or drop the act quick and take over?
I don’t know why I am shocked, but white people aren’t boycotting Target?
March 20, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I don’t know why I am shocked, but white people aren’t boycotting Target?
My baby daddy called me to complain about his fiancé today AHT AHT go find a friend.
March 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
My baby daddy called me to complain about his fiancé today AHT AHT go find a friend.
Now I’m limping around just continuously saying “that Epsom salt tank is going to make me feel better tomorrow
March 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Now I’m limping around just continuously saying “that Epsom salt tank is going to make me feel better tomorrow
My knee has been hurting since I got home a week ago and I can’t say anything because my 30th birthday is Sunday and I don’t want to hear the jokes. 😭
March 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
My knee has been hurting since I got home a week ago and I can’t say anything because my 30th birthday is Sunday and I don’t want to hear the jokes. 😭
I can’t imagine having to put an argument on pause cause I gotta go get my son from school??? Or feeling neglected AND stressed about finals AND my son has a bad day.. Absolutely not. Kiss my ass.
March 18, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I can’t imagine having to put an argument on pause cause I gotta go get my son from school??? Or feeling neglected AND stressed about finals AND my son has a bad day.. Absolutely not. Kiss my ass.
I realized today that I am not in the mood for a relationship because if I have a bad day, I need it to be because of something avoidable. Like, I can fix it quick or push through it.
March 18, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I realized today that I am not in the mood for a relationship because if I have a bad day, I need it to be because of something avoidable. Like, I can fix it quick or push through it.
Watching Truman Show with the idea that he knew the whole time and was just trying to figure out who’s in on it makes it that much better.
March 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Watching Truman Show with the idea that he knew the whole time and was just trying to figure out who’s in on it makes it that much better.