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Talia Marshall
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failed poet
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Whaea Blue
trying to decide who is more hateable

euro hippie camper couples who turn up in Takaka expecting free accomodation based on VIBES

euro hippies with cabins with no electricity, toilet or wifi who expect someone to live onsite and work for free in exhange for accom

BOTH
January 20, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Please send Luxon to Gaza to make him keep the peace immediately.
January 19, 2026 at 9:51 AM
Reposted by Talia Marshall
Irrational Dislikes
On being contrary and far too proud of it.
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January 18, 2026 at 8:53 AM
parallel universes do exist it's basic mini series physics www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzID....
I'll Take Manhattan (1987) E04
YouTube video by Woody Moonlighting
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January 18, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Irrational Dislikes
On being contrary and far too proud of it.
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January 18, 2026 at 8:53 AM
I blame this series of books for feeling affections towards the Ralphs, the only time I have felt sorry for a cat
January 18, 2026 at 7:56 AM
I have unpoular thoughts on whale strandings and missing trampers.
January 18, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Time to accept I don't have one mouse called Ralph I have a whole whanau of Ralphs and they are bold I tell you. Bold! I don't like killing things or death and I'm a lot less angry than I used to be but I'm going to have to kill them all.
January 18, 2026 at 7:47 AM
totally the wrong platform for this but i do not care northandsouth.co.nz/2021/01/21/m...
January 15, 2026 at 5:57 AM
It feels like an important time to remind people that Jamie Joseph is my cousin lol.
January 15, 2026 at 5:54 AM
I was not lying, my mum, Mary Tyler Moore
January 12, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I was trying to remember which iconic sitcom is set in Minneapolis and then I remembered it is Mary Tyler Moore who look a lot like my mother tbh #minnesotanice
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Mary Tyler Moore Theme Song
YouTube video by Brian Harrell
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January 12, 2026 at 7:56 AM
found somewhere to look hotdamn
January 12, 2026 at 5:31 AM
took Jacinda a while tbh
January 12, 2026 at 5:27 AM
people who believe the world is ending are very much spoilt for choice right now I mean I hardly know where to look
maggie simpson sits in a crib with a pacifier in her mouth
ALT: maggie simpson sits in a crib with a pacifier in her mouth
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January 11, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Lonesome is one of the romantic words.
January 11, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Every part of me is resisting looking at Luxon's playlist but X just showed me what he looks like in a bikini so same diff I guess.
January 11, 2026 at 4:19 AM
I know I'm getting old because flies sound like power tools to me now plus I don't really listen to music anymore because I don't want to feel anything.
January 11, 2026 at 4:17 AM
failed socialist um lol open.substack.com/pub/taliamar...
Mouthing the dark
I won't let the IRD take me alive
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January 10, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Oh well Adelaide writer's fest could just invite Arsen Ostrovsky to come and tell his fairy stories in lieu of any actual talent.
January 9, 2026 at 7:41 AM
I've decided to finally put out a book of poems because I suspect the world as we half know it will be over before I finish my novel. lol.
January 9, 2026 at 6:03 AM
doing surveillance on X on the state of it is no good for my wairua, it's like an urupa, flick yourself with wai when you leave
also yesterday i had to tell an arbourist that the tree she was taking down was tapu because i buried a bad feather and a broken heru at its base and she was all g with it
January 8, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Miss New Zealand
get up!
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January 7, 2026 at 1:31 AM
I wrote a hot and not list, I could not help myself.
January 6, 2026 at 7:34 AM
work sucks but in theory it makes the bucks
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In & Out 2026
because I'm an asshole
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January 6, 2026 at 1:01 AM