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Talia Marshall
@princesstehangi.bsky.social
failed poet
people will say maori politics are messy and still watch Succession for their classy tv lol
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 AM
not a parody, amazing!
November 25, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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The stupidest people who have ever existed are building the dumbest possible future and expect the rest of us to think they are geniuses and love them for it.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Obsessed with this one by @esichr.bsky.social from HAD (I forget if I’ve shared it before, but it’s so good it’s definitely worth sharing twice!)
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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subscribe to me in end times tbh taliamarshall.substack.com/p/carnival
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Hard Boiled
writing for art.
open.substack.com
November 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
had a really stressful dream experience trying to pull off a dine and dash in a chinese restaurant, i would never!
November 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I used the c word in my pukapuka and Whitcoulls dngaf, maybe no one read it lol
November 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Writers have a tough time and nobody likes them either! Till they are dead. Then they become quite respectable and useful.
November 23, 2025 at 7:54 AM
subscribe to me in end times tbh taliamarshall.substack.com/p/carnival
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Folly only pays a few of their writers for the um privilege of being in their magazine and now they want to cosplay slavery at some weird event that would have been tasteless in the 80s. Make it stop.

Also I hate the title font. A lot.
November 23, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Does anyone worry that all the water required to power AI is also going to give it wairua? I mean it's kind of ironic that water is the stuff of life but tech billionaire bros are using it for a grabby orgy.
November 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Does anyone else find it kind of endearing when hōhā people are on one about something and start complaining about being shadowbanned instead of facing the fact that even their closest friends are ignoring them. Especially their closest friends tbh.
November 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I tried to happy hate watch All's Fair and I got 5 minutes in before I was like what have you bitches done to language and your faces?
November 19, 2025 at 6:18 AM
People can be so kind to me. As a permanent wretch I'll never understand why lol.
November 19, 2025 at 5:30 AM
After watching Matthew Rhys demolish a chicken in The Beast In Me I've decided they should make a True Detective with him and Phil Dunphy. Also I am quite stoned.
November 17, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Nepo babies that are more talented than their parents tho?

No Beckhams allowed.

So far I have Kate Hudson and Margaret Qualley on the list. Kate was marginal.
November 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Settling into my flop era
November 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Jack Russells are such assholes lol.
November 13, 2025 at 6:27 AM
My feeling about the tīpuna is that they want a day off from all our hoha ego driven nonsense lol.
November 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
It can take all day to recover from a crazy dream
November 11, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Hm since All's Fair received a zero rating I'm in tbh.
November 11, 2025 at 8:02 AM