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I thought was flower sun and rain for a second
January 22, 2026 at 6:08 PM
ordered a book and some replacement pads for some headphones and they arrived in a box the size of two PS5s stacked together...
January 22, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Yeah sure dude nothing says raunchy fun like perfect fuckin blue
January 22, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Same
January 22, 2026 at 2:39 AM
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January 21, 2026 at 6:51 PM
2026 is the year I get into these bitches
January 21, 2026 at 4:41 PM
January 21, 2026 at 5:37 AM
another freeze coming this weekend so I'm hoping my laptop will keep me warm. Shit needs to get repasted ASAP
January 21, 2026 at 5:30 AM
watching stavy's world and it just hit me that these podcasts are just play dates. I'm just watching two dudes hanging out and it's beautiful
January 20, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Bluesky is boring? No shit idiot log off and play GOLDEN SUN for the GBA
January 20, 2026 at 7:25 AM
when it comes to multiplatform games I've been going off vibes on what console to purchase it for. I could buy Lumines Arise for PC, but in my heart of hearts that's a PlayStation game. DQVII? PlayStation. Resident Evil Requiem? You bet it's a PS game.
January 19, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Had to purchase some new boots today and I feel even taller than I already was....Highheels for men...
January 19, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Lotta folks wanna get jobs at restaurants and hospitals after watching The Bear and The Pitt but we need more people to watch Juzo Itami's 1996 film Supermarket Woman because we're kinda short staffed right now at my job...
January 19, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Last night was the first (and probably last) freeze of the year in my area!
January 18, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Asuka bass on SNL...Thundercat stays cool
January 18, 2026 at 7:26 AM
🚨 DO NOT SCROLL 🚨

me and my mother are now officially trapped in our car. we can't afford the hotels anymore, and we have nobody left who can. please read the image attached and donate to my gofundme if you can.

gofund.me/89040b44c

#gofundme #signalboost
January 18, 2026 at 1:37 AM
FUCK ICE FREE PALESTINE GO BILLS FOREVER
January 18, 2026 at 1:23 AM
been an off and on vegetarian for around 6 years now but this year I think I'm finally ready to go longterm. I made a curry today with some of these meatless crumbles and I dare say it was just as good if not better than ground beef. I've cracked the code...
January 17, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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65 years old man
Blue Panther tijeras #CMLL
January 17, 2026 at 3:42 AM
God Resident Evil Requiem looks so fucking dumb. I'm here for it however. Can't believe I lived long enough for RE to jump the shark twice
January 15, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Did exactly this during a hurricane in highschool. You ever play raw danger during danger? It all feels more raw and dangerous.
January 15, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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They're adding Disgaea Item Dungeons to Coke Freestyle machines you can venture 200 floors into root beer to unlock Tropical Barq's now
January 7, 2026 at 3:14 AM
QTP with a gif of your favorite remake/remaster of all time!

I play RE2 remake at least twice a year...
January 14, 2026 at 7:29 AM
I keep thinking about it and the dilberito seems so fucking insane to me. What if we made a veggie burrito with no real flavor to speak of, that made you fart for five hours?
January 14, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Not now honey...space adventure cobra is on...
January 14, 2026 at 5:01 AM