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A Final Fantasy Parody (Non-Pejorative)
A quick blog about Final Fantasy: The 4 Heroes of Light and Bravely Default
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NEW BLOG!
Final Fantasy: The 4 Heroes of Light is fantastic but anything but final. Should've changed the name tbh...
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Final Fantasy: The 4 Heroes of Light is fantastic but anything but final. Should've changed the name tbh...
privatelyattack.medium.com/a-final-fant...
SNL was real good tonight!
Sarah Sherman got to be a weird raccoon, Jane Wickline and veronika slowikowska had a great pretape, and Ben Marshall was also there!
(for real though he was great)
Sarah Sherman got to be a weird raccoon, Jane Wickline and veronika slowikowska had a great pretape, and Ben Marshall was also there!
(for real though he was great)
December 7, 2025 at 6:05 AM
SNL was real good tonight!
Sarah Sherman got to be a weird raccoon, Jane Wickline and veronika slowikowska had a great pretape, and Ben Marshall was also there!
(for real though he was great)
Sarah Sherman got to be a weird raccoon, Jane Wickline and veronika slowikowska had a great pretape, and Ben Marshall was also there!
(for real though he was great)
Not to be morbid or anything but since I prefer living alone and never want kids I was thinking that whoever finds my body when I die is gonna be like "wow this dude has a lot of cool stuff"
December 7, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Not to be morbid or anything but since I prefer living alone and never want kids I was thinking that whoever finds my body when I die is gonna be like "wow this dude has a lot of cool stuff"
Picked up Kirby Air Riders a few days ago and I'm simply enamored by how insane it is. Game is for sick freaks. I love it. Stupid on-rails racing game
December 6, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Picked up Kirby Air Riders a few days ago and I'm simply enamored by how insane it is. Game is for sick freaks. I love it. Stupid on-rails racing game
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Found out today that I didn't win the Fifa peace prize. Beyond devastated. They won't tell me who won though. I don't wanna look it up...
December 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Found out today that I didn't win the Fifa peace prize. Beyond devastated. They won't tell me who won though. I don't wanna look it up...
Shorter films is insane. I watch a movie to escape and you wanna throw me back out here sooner?! Get real.
Netflix has officially announced they're acquiring Warner Bros for $82.7B
• Claims they will continue to release WB films in theaters
• CEO teases that theatrical length for films will likely be shorter because 'long, exclusive windows aren't consumer friendly'
• Deal won't close until Q3 2026
• Claims they will continue to release WB films in theaters
• CEO teases that theatrical length for films will likely be shorter because 'long, exclusive windows aren't consumer friendly'
• Deal won't close until Q3 2026
December 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Shorter films is insane. I watch a movie to escape and you wanna throw me back out here sooner?! Get real.
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He ain't wrong
Oh a new comment on my recent Turbo Duo job, wonder what they had to say
*clicks translate button*
*clicks translate button*
December 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
He ain't wrong
When I grow my hair out and shave I look exactly like this fuckin guy it's uncanny
talk to the guy in your life that looks like this about setting up jellyfin today
December 5, 2025 at 7:07 AM
When I grow my hair out and shave I look exactly like this fuckin guy it's uncanny
New Pluribus was good
December 5, 2025 at 5:47 AM
New Pluribus was good
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NEW BLOG!
Final Fantasy: The 4 Heroes of Light is fantastic but anything but final. Should've changed the name tbh...
privatelyattack.medium.com/a-final-fant...
Final Fantasy: The 4 Heroes of Light is fantastic but anything but final. Should've changed the name tbh...
privatelyattack.medium.com/a-final-fant...
A Final Fantasy Parody (Non-Pejorative)
A quick blog about Final Fantasy: The 4 Heroes of Light and Bravely Default
privatelyattack.medium.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:11 PM
NEW BLOG!
Final Fantasy: The 4 Heroes of Light is fantastic but anything but final. Should've changed the name tbh...
privatelyattack.medium.com/a-final-fant...
Final Fantasy: The 4 Heroes of Light is fantastic but anything but final. Should've changed the name tbh...
privatelyattack.medium.com/a-final-fant...
Reading @aftermath.site the way it was meant to be read
December 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Reading @aftermath.site the way it was meant to be read
The post, headline, and subheadline are the exact fucking thing oh my god
December 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
The post, headline, and subheadline are the exact fucking thing oh my god
Just walked home from the store with six bags of groceries in one hand, a 12 pack of diet root beer in the other, all while carrying a box of cereal under my arm like it was an unruly toddler.
That's why Death Stranding hits as hard as it does.
That's why Death Stranding hits as hard as it does.
December 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Just walked home from the store with six bags of groceries in one hand, a 12 pack of diet root beer in the other, all while carrying a box of cereal under my arm like it was an unruly toddler.
That's why Death Stranding hits as hard as it does.
That's why Death Stranding hits as hard as it does.
NEW BLOG!
Final Fantasy: The 4 Heroes of Light is fantastic but anything but final. Should've changed the name tbh...
privatelyattack.medium.com/a-final-fant...
Final Fantasy: The 4 Heroes of Light is fantastic but anything but final. Should've changed the name tbh...
privatelyattack.medium.com/a-final-fant...
A Final Fantasy Parody (Non-Pejorative)
A quick blog about Final Fantasy: The 4 Heroes of Light and Bravely Default
privatelyattack.medium.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:11 PM
NEW BLOG!
Final Fantasy: The 4 Heroes of Light is fantastic but anything but final. Should've changed the name tbh...
privatelyattack.medium.com/a-final-fant...
Final Fantasy: The 4 Heroes of Light is fantastic but anything but final. Should've changed the name tbh...
privatelyattack.medium.com/a-final-fant...
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Chiitan Knight will continue to spread his message until there are no more transgender people who are subjected to unjustified criticism and slander♡
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
December 2, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Chiitan Knight will continue to spread his message until there are no more transgender people who are subjected to unjustified criticism and slander♡
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
I bought a lot of hardware this year but my favorite purchase has to be my walkman. I feel like Hideo Kojima when I use this thing.
December 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I bought a lot of hardware this year but my favorite purchase has to be my walkman. I feel like Hideo Kojima when I use this thing.
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Happy Giving Tuesday! This is the one time of year where we directly ask for financial donations to keep the VGHF going strong. I'm proud to say that we only need $30k to reach our goals for 2026...and we're already 25% of the way there! Please share, and give if you're able.
It's Giving Tuesday at the VGHF! We've had an incredible 2025, but we need your help to make sure we can continue doing our charitable work in 2026 and beyond. We just launched our annual Winter Fundraiser campaign, please give if you're able (and share this post!). http://gamehistory.org/donate
December 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Happy Giving Tuesday! This is the one time of year where we directly ask for financial donations to keep the VGHF going strong. I'm proud to say that we only need $30k to reach our goals for 2026...and we're already 25% of the way there! Please share, and give if you're able.
Been smoking on Demonschool for the last couple weeks and my favorite thing is to just let it idle on my TV and let the music fill the room. Game demands a decent audio setup. Thankfully I just upgraded mine recently.
December 2, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Been smoking on Demonschool for the last couple weeks and my favorite thing is to just let it idle on my TV and let the music fill the room. Game demands a decent audio setup. Thankfully I just upgraded mine recently.
Meanwhile on the everything app
November 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Meanwhile on the everything app
got home from work today, took a nap, and woke up to an inch of water in my bedroom thanks to a busted washer hose. Yayyyy
November 28, 2025 at 6:41 AM
got home from work today, took a nap, and woke up to an inch of water in my bedroom thanks to a busted washer hose. Yayyyy
Got off work at 10 last night, had just enough time to shower and go right to sleep for work this morning. I got six hours, which is not what I expected to get in the slightest lmao
November 27, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Got off work at 10 last night, had just enough time to shower and go right to sleep for work this morning. I got six hours, which is not what I expected to get in the slightest lmao
Deeply unfortunate to reconnect with someone from highschool only to learn that they completely fell down the christian fascist pipeline
November 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Deeply unfortunate to reconnect with someone from highschool only to learn that they completely fell down the christian fascist pipeline
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷