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PrncsGenesis
@prncsgenesis.bsky.social
Travel nerd with a travel job doing travel things.

Views expressed are generally my own and have no reflection of my current employer/money maker.
Not me crying on my couch watching the new Muppet Show because it brings me just a shred of joy in this dumpster fire world….
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February 5, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Got randomed at TSA and the agent asked to see my phone. Then asked if that was Alaska on my lock screen….

Now they’re OBSESSED with me!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
January 25, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Got a BlueTooth Keyboard so now I can annoy people faster with more messages and useless knowledge! YOU’RE WELCOME!
January 22, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Got one of those automatic scrubby wands today. Then got some unfortunate news at work (STILL EMPLOYED THATS OK!!). So took out my frustrations in my bathroom….now my bathtub looks brand new and my whole house smells like Fabuloso….
January 21, 2026 at 11:50 PM
A friend texted this to me. And I’m like THIS DON’T MAKE NO SENSE!! First off Harry would fall for Victor Krum thereby cementing the yearning as they would only see each other….OMG THIS IS MY LIFE?

Off to join a D&D coven or something…

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January 18, 2026 at 5:11 PM
“Sorry guys. We’re headed to the Marriott Marquis. Can’t get out of La Guardia tonight.”

What about Kennedy??? NEWARK???
January 15, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Recently my reading habits have contained a LOT of gay hockey smut. And I’m like - these guys are over-thinking the problem! You don’t have to introduce your lover (gross) as your friend from hockey camp! He could be that one-time blow job king or your roommate!!!
January 15, 2026 at 3:04 PM
I washed my coffee cup that I used this morning and put it in the dishwasher.

Did someone upgrade my depression subscription to Depression +?? Can you still get a refund???
January 15, 2026 at 12:27 AM
My breakfast sandwich, coffee, and steamed milk were all ready at the same time today.

Also ran over a bump on the 5 and my heater started working.

It’s a good day!
January 14, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Anyone up for sending some Deloitte or McKinsey consultants in to the House and Senate???
January 14, 2026 at 5:22 PM
My new executive office chair arrived over the weekend. I will be insufferable during Teams meeting until further notice…..
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January 12, 2026 at 4:59 PM
My breakfast sandwich had a soggy bottom this morning…..
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January 12, 2026 at 4:57 PM
I never imagined as a child that I would be able to shop in bougie grocery stores that have farm-to-table oat milk and free range cheeses….
January 11, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Is there like a witness protection program from your job?
January 9, 2026 at 6:43 PM
I made my bed this morning. Not an extraordinary act in itself. But I don’t remember making my bed and now it’s BOTHERING ME…..
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January 8, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Happy New Year!

You deserve sunshine!!
January 1, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Not the TikTok astrologers saying that my sign is coming into thei VILLAN ERA!!!

This is my alibi for 2026.

SORRY NOT SORRY
December 31, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Setting my co-workers cats goals for 2026. So far we have addressed the need for more snacks, belly rubs, and less vacuuming….
December 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Thinking about starting a women’s fashion line and naming it “IT’S GOT POCKETS”.

Be an early investor!!!
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December 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Watching “Suits” because I cannot seem to leave a show unfinished.

Character: “May the best woman win!”

Me: THEY CHANGED IT TO DRAG QUEEN
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 AM
So this guy I dated a million years ago popped up and was like “Hey! I’m traveling and might come see you after I get back from Europe.” Fine ok whatever. Just found out he decided to do a cruise instead. Kind of relieved. Kind of disappointed.
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October 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Two of my favorite people in the whole wide world invited me to a hockey game tonight. Why am I still sick?? I want to go to the boy aquarium!!!
October 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I wanted to go tot he opening of The Ink Drinker today. But of course I am sick….boooo. I did clean out my inbox though….only 1315 unsorted emails to go!! Give or take…. And watched a whole season of Making the Team!!
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October 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Why do I have the Sunday Scarries on Friday???
October 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Random thoughts:
What if Jesus were gay? He hung out with 12 men…was never married. Maybe Pontius Pilate was Ann ex and went around telling Roman Soldiers he was going to nail Jesus at the Cross, not ON THE CROSS???

And this is where I’ve been mentally for the past week….
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October 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM