probablyfictional
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the end is here. let's build a new beginning together
It's about time. People have continued to assume good faith in spite of overwhelming evidence to the contrary
A federal judge in Oregon issued a sweeping rebuke of the Justice Department’s nationwide push to seize state voter rolls, ruling that the department can no longer be presumed to be acting in good faith and warning that its conduct threatens voters and states’ rights.
Federal judge rules DOJ can ‘no longer’ be trusted in voter roll crusade
The judge pointed to a letter from Bondi to Minnesota that tied federal immigration enforcement to demands for voter data as the smoking gun.
www.democracydocket.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:00 PM
It's about time. People have continued to assume good faith in spite of overwhelming evidence to the contrary
...for now. You're free to leave for now.
MAGA and Fox News cry over anti-ICE speeches at Grammys: ‘You’re free to leave!’
MAGA and Fox News cry over anti-ICE speeches at Grammys: ‘You’re free to leave!’
MAGA and Fox News cry over anti-ICE speeches at Grammys: ‘You’re free to leave!’
www.independent.co.uk
February 2, 2026 at 4:20 PM
...for now. You're free to leave for now.
The hope, of course, is that we will not have a democracy in two years, and they can ensure no one refuses.
What optimism.
What optimism.
Kennedy Center to close for 2 years for renovations in July, Trump says, after performers’ backlash
Kennedy Center to close for 2 years for renovations in July, Trump says, after performers’ backlash
President Donald Trump says he will move to close Washington’s Kennedy Center performing arts venue for two years starting in July for construction.
www.1011now.com
February 2, 2026 at 1:01 AM
The hope, of course, is that we will not have a democracy in two years, and they can ensure no one refuses.
What optimism.
What optimism.
A well known liar is lying?
I'm shocked. Shocked!
I'm shocked. Shocked!
January 22, 2026 at 11:50 PM
A well known liar is lying?
I'm shocked. Shocked!
I'm shocked. Shocked!
I'm not trying to shock anyone's delicate sensibilities, but the President of the United States is lying when he says that there's no need anymore to invade Greenland.
He's a cruel bully, and he enjoys lying to people.
He's a cruel bully, and he enjoys lying to people.
January 21, 2026 at 11:51 PM
I'm not trying to shock anyone's delicate sensibilities, but the President of the United States is lying when he says that there's no need anymore to invade Greenland.
He's a cruel bully, and he enjoys lying to people.
He's a cruel bully, and he enjoys lying to people.
Sure, everyone is depressed about the death of the old world order.
But as a history nerd it is FASCINATING to watch all of this unfold in real time.
But as a history nerd it is FASCINATING to watch all of this unfold in real time.
January 21, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Sure, everyone is depressed about the death of the old world order.
But as a history nerd it is FASCINATING to watch all of this unfold in real time.
But as a history nerd it is FASCINATING to watch all of this unfold in real time.
Out: The Post-WWII rules-based social order that has kept civilization from collapsing
In: Randomly stealing shit, kidnapping dictators, and claiming that might makes right.
In: Randomly stealing shit, kidnapping dictators, and claiming that might makes right.
January 8, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Out: The Post-WWII rules-based social order that has kept civilization from collapsing
In: Randomly stealing shit, kidnapping dictators, and claiming that might makes right.
In: Randomly stealing shit, kidnapping dictators, and claiming that might makes right.
It's normal to dissociate when things are too intense to handle.
If you experience that happening, talk to a mental health professional or a trusted friend.
The news right now is legitimately insane. Prioritize self-care.
If you experience that happening, talk to a mental health professional or a trusted friend.
The news right now is legitimately insane. Prioritize self-care.
January 8, 2026 at 12:39 AM
It's normal to dissociate when things are too intense to handle.
If you experience that happening, talk to a mental health professional or a trusted friend.
The news right now is legitimately insane. Prioritize self-care.
If you experience that happening, talk to a mental health professional or a trusted friend.
The news right now is legitimately insane. Prioritize self-care.
To the tune of "I'll be there for you"
*clears throat*
🎵🎶Bet no one told you WW3 would be this waaaaaay
*clears throat*
🎵🎶Bet no one told you WW3 would be this waaaaaay
January 5, 2026 at 11:33 PM
To the tune of "I'll be there for you"
*clears throat*
🎵🎶Bet no one told you WW3 would be this waaaaaay
*clears throat*
🎵🎶Bet no one told you WW3 would be this waaaaaay
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Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.
January 3, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.
The president of the United States has authorized the removal of a leader he did not like so that we can "be involved in the oil industry" because we are..
*checks notes*
"winners"
*checks notes*
"winners"
January 3, 2026 at 5:44 PM
The president of the United States has authorized the removal of a leader he did not like so that we can "be involved in the oil industry" because we are..
*checks notes*
"winners"
*checks notes*
"winners"
Elections matter.
Vote.
Vote.
January 3, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Elections matter.
Vote.
Vote.
Happy "The United States Starts An Illegal War" Day to all who celebrate
Breaking News: Explosions were reported in Venezuela’s capital, with eyewitnesses describing smoke coming out of military installations and aircraft overhead. Follow live updates.
Live Updates: Explosions Are Reported in Venezuela’s Capital
It was not immediately clear what caused the blasts. The United States has been building pressure on Nicolás Maduro, Venezuela’s authoritarian president, for months.
nyti.ms
January 3, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Happy "The United States Starts An Illegal War" Day to all who celebrate
Such a wild coincidence that white supremacists love the letter x, and it surely means nothing at all.
January 2, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Such a wild coincidence that white supremacists love the letter x, and it surely means nothing at all.
Such a fascinating read
Inside the mind of the most prolific anti-5G arsonist in the world—and the incoherent, very online political violence of our era.
One Vigilante, 22 Cell Tower Fires, and a World of Conspiracies
Inside the mind of the most prolific anti-5G arsonist in the world—and the incoherent, very online political violence of our era.
wrd.cm
December 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Such a fascinating read
Of course gas prices are going to drop if you steal it from a sovereign nation
December 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Of course gas prices are going to drop if you steal it from a sovereign nation
Someone is feeling perky. I wonder why.
December 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Someone is feeling perky. I wonder why.
So we're just lying in our oval office speeches now? Going fact free is certainly...a choice
December 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
So we're just lying in our oval office speeches now? Going fact free is certainly...a choice
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I understand that Roth IRAs are important and we have to prepare for the future, Carol, but the President is doing crimes
December 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I understand that Roth IRAs are important and we have to prepare for the future, Carol, but the President is doing crimes
This is not hyperbole.
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
This changes copyright law in one fell swoop.
Honestly? A step in the right direction. This is going to unleash a ton of creativity.
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
This changes copyright law in one fell swoop.
Honestly? A step in the right direction. This is going to unleash a ton of creativity.
December 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
This is not hyperbole.
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
This changes copyright law in one fell swoop.
Honestly? A step in the right direction. This is going to unleash a ton of creativity.
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
This changes copyright law in one fell swoop.
Honestly? A step in the right direction. This is going to unleash a ton of creativity.
I don't know how much you're on social media, but the phrase "it's not left vs right, it's up vs down" is a brilliant piece of marketing. It's a simple meme, but it reframes how to think about class struggle.
December 6, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I don't know how much you're on social media, but the phrase "it's not left vs right, it's up vs down" is a brilliant piece of marketing. It's a simple meme, but it reframes how to think about class struggle.
I just came across a term and need to know if it's racist.
So now I'm having a talk with an AI to unpack the origin.
This is life in the United States in 2025
So now I'm having a talk with an AI to unpack the origin.
This is life in the United States in 2025
December 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I just came across a term and need to know if it's racist.
So now I'm having a talk with an AI to unpack the origin.
This is life in the United States in 2025
So now I'm having a talk with an AI to unpack the origin.
This is life in the United States in 2025
