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kayla
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yeehaw
is this a safe space to share that i still wear Toms unironically
December 12, 2024 at 5:07 AM
the results for the 30 million blood tests i did are slowly starting to come back and none of them are explaining what’s wrong with me!!!!!
December 9, 2024 at 9:58 PM
i just had 8 tubes of blood taken for approximately one million tests 👍
December 5, 2024 at 10:00 PM
do any fellow big titty bitches have any good high impact sports bra recommendations bc ouchie boobs
December 3, 2024 at 11:53 PM
i don’t need preworkout i have the entire linkin park hybrid theory album
December 3, 2024 at 10:23 PM
i’ve started focusing on glute dominant back extensions and the shelf is shelfing for the first time in my life
December 3, 2024 at 10:19 PM
and now if i could just get literally anywhere close to my protein goal, maybe i could see some muscle growth but alas
December 2, 2024 at 2:56 PM
i hit a bench press PR this morning. don’t ask me how much because it’s the tiniest baby weight but i’m still proud & very strong
December 2, 2024 at 2:55 PM
listen all i’m going to say is that my etsy is popping off right now.
November 29, 2024 at 7:12 PM
i don’t believe in god but i think that you’re my savior
November 29, 2024 at 12:05 AM
happy thanksgiving don’t forget we took this land forcefully and have ostracized & treated the indigenous people of this continent poorly ever since !!
November 28, 2024 at 2:41 PM
the girl that does my waxes puts me in weirder positions than any man has with the lights on.
November 27, 2024 at 10:52 PM
my husband is so hot wtf?????? the man has ABS. what did i do to deserve this
November 27, 2024 at 10:39 PM
don’t cross me.
November 25, 2024 at 3:21 AM
is this a safe space to share a fitness related before & after
November 22, 2024 at 7:57 PM
just sent a picture of my reading nook to my mother in law and forgot there’s a painting of TITS right above it. sorry sheila
November 21, 2024 at 2:29 AM
i need a new job.
November 20, 2024 at 3:03 AM
November 20, 2024 at 2:28 AM
i am in CBT-I (cognitive behavioral therapy for insomnia) and we’re currently in the “sleep window restriction” phase so my therapist has pushed my bedtime to 1am and i’m miserable. i’m so bored
November 19, 2024 at 4:32 AM
not so great bloodwork today from my chronically sick gorl. she’s literally a baby and doesn’t deserve this????
November 18, 2024 at 3:48 PM
i’m going to scoop my eyes out of my head
November 15, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Reposted by kayla
ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

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November 15, 2024 at 1:15 PM
please help:
should i keep my hair short or grow it back out
November 15, 2024 at 4:26 AM
if you, as a man, give me a weak ass delicate handshake because i am a women, i’m going to assume you’re a huge fucking pussy & i could kick your ass
November 15, 2024 at 4:11 AM
i am learning how to make stained glass art and i am constantly covered in tiny glass cuts because i refuse to wear gloves
November 15, 2024 at 12:27 AM