Procrastibator9➡️Puerto Vallarta March 21-28
@procrastibator9.bsky.social
Exhibitionist theatre geek top who likes posting NSFW pics for those that like that kind of thing.
If you need an honorific, I'm Sir, not Daddy.
If you need an honorific, I'm Sir, not Daddy.
Pinned
About me:
Name: David
Pronouns: he/him (though they/them also works)
Location: Las Vegas
Orientation: gay
Relationship status: widowed
Position: top
Dick size: 8"
Interests: theatre, reading, tv, movies, taking naked pics to post on Bluesky, jerking off to people's naked pics on Bluesky
Name: David
Pronouns: he/him (though they/them also works)
Location: Las Vegas
Orientation: gay
Relationship status: widowed
Position: top
Dick size: 8"
Interests: theatre, reading, tv, movies, taking naked pics to post on Bluesky, jerking off to people's naked pics on Bluesky
February 12, 2026 at 4:43 PM
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February 12, 2026 at 3:21 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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I'm such a good boy who wants to share his bone.
February 11, 2026 at 7:49 AM
I'm such a good boy who wants to share his bone.
February 11, 2026 at 2:17 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but just because your relationship failed doesn't mean the rest of your life will fail. (It's me. I need to hear this.)
February 9, 2026 at 4:41 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but just because your relationship failed doesn't mean the rest of your life will fail. (It's me. I need to hear this.)
For all the bullshit freak outs, that was literally the most wholesome halftime show in years.
February 9, 2026 at 4:09 AM
For all the bullshit freak outs, that was literally the most wholesome halftime show in years.
New acquisition. Pup name incoming.
February 3, 2026 at 3:46 AM
New acquisition. Pup name incoming.
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February 1, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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Anyone want to recreate that porn scene where I'm talking to someone through the window while you're secretly fucking me in the other room? (Yes, @showoffjonah.com I totally stole this idea from you.)
January 31, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Anyone want to recreate that porn scene where I'm talking to someone through the window while you're secretly fucking me in the other room? (Yes, @showoffjonah.com I totally stole this idea from you.)
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January 29, 2026 at 3:23 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 2:57 PM
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January 24, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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January 22, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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January 21, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 12:50 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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January 17, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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January 14, 2026 at 4:03 PM
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