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I want to rub his little head and hear him squeak
manifesting a dim sum place being opened in my neighborhood i NEED PORK BUNS IN 10 MINUTES STAT
December 4, 2025 at 7:27 AM
getting deku/goh is a really funny typecast for bowsy but i can absolutely see it
December 4, 2025 at 7:12 AM
woodentoaster's clarinet(?) usage continues to live in my brain rent free
December 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
ideal mario future:
mario peach and bowser are in some weird polycule and fucked off to an island somewhere. luigi is there too
iggy roy and wendy start a family casino
larry lemmy ludwig and bowser jr start some artsy fartsy collective
morton is somehow king of bowser's kingdom
December 3, 2025 at 3:59 AM
waving at every npc in mkw free roam as bowsy (im teaching him to be polite)
December 3, 2025 at 3:56 AM
i wish mario kart had dialogue like sonic crossworlds does for the sole and selfish of seeing all the koopalings argue with each other
November 25, 2025 at 12:54 PM
i wanna squeeze bowsy!
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 PM
im glad i have 0 chance of my art being mistaken for a i because i draw on paper, have like 1000 hidden sketches in my layers and draw the most obscure and autistic subjects possible
November 17, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I like going on tumblr and seeing discourse about terms i dont understand and have never seen outside of that site because it makes me feel less brain poisoned
November 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
if this becomes semi canon imma be so MAD
bowsy being born from a wish is MY LORE IVE HAD IT FOR YEARS!!!!!!!!
LET IT BE KNOWN HERE AND NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I THOUGHT OF THIS WHEN WATCHING MY FRIEND PLAY MARIO RPG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The late 2000s-early 2010s were funny as fuck, why were celebrities just given unrestricted phone access and why did it take 5+ years for that racism to catch up with them
November 5, 2025 at 12:26 PM
i had a dream where i was getting traumatized in school again (common) but herbert poopy bear was in another class and we had a plan to uproot the shitty teachers and he stole boxes of art supplies for me. romance
November 4, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Salmon run how to kill teammates
October 31, 2025 at 12:47 PM
i keep getting dr slump and dr stone mixed up. i dont know anything about dr stone
October 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
i want every tumblr robofucker to explode
I keep seeing posts like "ouuuu when you click on the X button of a window its like Penis and when you press the power button its like Sex" THATS NOT HOW COMPUTERS WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST KISS THE INANIMATE OBJECT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON
October 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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// transphobia in post below

absolute craziest defense i saw in regards to twitter sucking is that it's at least "honest" about it hating trans people as if it's supposed to be normal that literally any popular post by an open trans account just eventually becomes loaded with dehumanizing replies.
i mean idk man I feel like being on a more boring site beats this
October 16, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I feel like the biggest sign of my audio processing disorder is that i cant interpret loanwords in katakana 90% of the time xD
October 8, 2025 at 6:30 AM
A few years ago a friend of mine who was about the same age as me became a textbook prishopper as soon as they hit adulthood. I tried to gently talk them out of it but they instantly started to regurgitate popular talking points that had nothing to do with what I was saying
September 22, 2025 at 10:26 PM
ive been too depressed to work on my project :(
September 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
the funniest ship i seen get accused of being problematic is kumatora x duster so they could ship duster with lucas's widowed father
September 20, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Im gonna piss myself when the deltarune equivalent moment to photoshop flowey happens
September 19, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I really hate people that cant handle being told "no" or "stop"
i dont even mean this in like a consent type situation, i mean ppl that hold a grudge and/or act like a victim because you couldn't hang out with them or something mundane like that
September 18, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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September 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Happy 10th anniversary!! - the seven water bottle souls
September 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
i love you undertale!!!
September 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM