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Professor Scritch
@professorscritch.bsky.social
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Full-time academic, part-time wolf, occasional derp beagle. Professor of Psychology. Friendly doggo. TF-obsessed, NYC-based, plant-based. He/Him.
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What do you mean my faculty line is being transferred to Shiz University… and why am I growing hooves?!?! (🎨 by @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social) #TFTuesday #Wicked 👨‍🏫➡️🐐
TF Sketch: A sketch of me mid-transformation into Dr. Dillamond, the goat professor from the movie Wicked. Although part of my face, one hand, and one foot remain partly human, the rest of me is almost entirely goat. My black square-framed glasses blend into the round metal ones he wears, and a small tuft of my hair is still visible. My clothes fade as Dr. Dillamond’s outfit wraps around my changing body. Blue sparks swirl around my nearly fully transformed form.
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Oat-ly is so good! Love that stuff.
November 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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My best friend and I decided to try the Red Panda Vegan Cafe, and it turned out to be a truly transformative experience! A delicious, entirely plant-based dinner—and now a peaceful, tranquil new life to match. 🍃🐼🌱 (🎨 by @skechauta.bsky.social) #TFEveryday
Transformation Art: Two friends stand in a lush bamboo grove, mid-transformation into red pandas as they chew on bamboo stalks. Their human features gradually shift—ears rounding, noses darkening, tails sprouting, and hands becoming paws—while inset panels highlight different stages of their metamorphosis. Their clothes loosen and slip as their bodies shrink and become covered in fur, their bushy tails emerging from beneath their shirts. In the background, there is a cozy restaurant with a pink awning and a banner reading Red Panda Vegan Cafe.
February 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Welcome to today’s lecture on evolutionary psychology! And… well… I guess I should have expected this. (🎨 by @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social) #TFEveryday 👨‍🏫➡️🐵
TF Art Sketch: Professor Scritch is well on his way to becoming a capuchin monkey. He glances back at his long, curled tail with a bewildered expression, scratching his head as his glasses, now too big, slide off his face. He has already shrunken out of his shirt, and his tie lies crumpled on the floor. One paw clutches at his pants in a last effort to hold them up as the rest of his body continues its transformation into an animal.
November 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Welcome to today’s lecture on evolutionary psychology! And… well… I guess I should have expected this. (🎨 by @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social) #TFEveryday 👨‍🏫➡️🐵
TF Art Sketch: Professor Scritch is well on his way to becoming a capuchin monkey. He glances back at his long, curled tail with a bewildered expression, scratching his head as his glasses, now too big, slide off his face. He has already shrunken out of his shirt, and his tie lies crumpled on the floor. One paw clutches at his pants in a last effort to hold them up as the rest of his body continues its transformation into an animal.
November 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Turkeys have become a favorite of mine at the farm sanctuaries we've been visiting. They’re curious, social, and surprisingly sweet. Honestly, I wouldn’t mind being one if I got the chance… just protect me afterward, especially this time of year! (🎨 by @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social) #TFEveryday 🦃
Here’s a smoother, cleaned-up version while keeping your vibe intact: TF Sketch: Professor Scritch is now mostly transformed into a turkey. Although parts of his face remain human, he sports a large turkey beak, a wattle, and a snood, which he’s gripping with his one still-human hand. He’s wearing a t-shirt, but below that are turkey legs and a broad, feathered belly. A large fan of tail feathers spreads out behind him, and one arm has already become almost entirely a wing. His glasses rest precariously on his beak as he looks down at his changing body in surprise.
November 19, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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I'm really not that picky!
November 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Turkeys have become a favorite of mine at the farm sanctuaries we've been visiting. They’re curious, social, and surprisingly sweet. Honestly, I wouldn’t mind being one if I got the chance… just protect me afterward, especially this time of year! (🎨 by @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social) #TFEveryday 🦃
Here’s a smoother, cleaned-up version while keeping your vibe intact: TF Sketch: Professor Scritch is now mostly transformed into a turkey. Although parts of his face remain human, he sports a large turkey beak, a wattle, and a snood, which he’s gripping with his one still-human hand. He’s wearing a t-shirt, but below that are turkey legs and a broad, feathered belly. A large fan of tail feathers spreads out behind him, and one arm has already become almost entirely a wing. His glasses rest precariously on his beak as he looks down at his changing body in surprise.
November 19, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Comparative cognition lecture today. I started explaining elephants’ remarkable memories, and the universe responded by turning the whole thing into a live demonstration. (🎨 by @ed.dog) #TFEveryday #TFTuesday 👨‍🏫➡️🐘
TF Art: Professor Scritch is shown post-transformation, having turned into an elephant in the middle of his lecture. A chalkboard fills the background. He sits there, enormous and stunned, perched atop the shredded remains of his clothes after his sudden body expansion. He holds a lecture pointer with his trunk, and his glasses rest improbably on that trunk as well. The only trace of his humanity is a small tuft of blond hair atop his head; otherwise, he is completely indistinguishable from a normal elephant.
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Well, this is a pretty precarious TF situation I’ve gotten myself into... as long as I steer clear of birthday parties, I should be fine! (🎨 by @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social) #TFTuesday #TFEveryday 🪅
TF Sketch: Professor Scritch, dressed in a T-shirt and jeans, is in the middle of turning into a donkey-shaped piñata. He twists around to look at the streamers forming his new tail, while his stiff, blocky papier-mâché arms stick out in front of him as he starts to tip forward onto all fours. Crepe paper has already wrapped over his neck and face, pushing them into a square little muzzle. One eye has turned into a flat, pasted-on circle; the other is still human, surrounded by the last scrap of real skin he has left, with a lone eyebrow and a small tuft of his hair hanging on. A few pieces of spilled candy lie on the floor near his feet.
November 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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The WORST, no need to break me open. I swear!
November 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Well, this is a pretty precarious TF situation I’ve gotten myself into... as long as I steer clear of birthday parties, I should be fine! (🎨 by @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social) #TFTuesday #TFEveryday 🪅
TF Sketch: Professor Scritch, dressed in a T-shirt and jeans, is in the middle of turning into a donkey-shaped piñata. He twists around to look at the streamers forming his new tail, while his stiff, blocky papier-mâché arms stick out in front of him as he starts to tip forward onto all fours. Crepe paper has already wrapped over his neck and face, pushing them into a square little muzzle. One eye has turned into a flat, pasted-on circle; the other is still human, surrounded by the last scrap of real skin he has left, with a lone eyebrow and a small tuft of his hair hanging on. A few pieces of spilled candy lie on the floor near his feet.
November 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Comparative cognition lecture today. I started explaining elephants’ remarkable memories, and the universe responded by turning the whole thing into a live demonstration. (🎨 by @ed.dog) #TFEveryday #TFTuesday 👨‍🏫➡️🐘
TF Art: Professor Scritch is shown post-transformation, having turned into an elephant in the middle of his lecture. A chalkboard fills the background. He sits there, enormous and stunned, perched atop the shredded remains of his clothes after his sudden body expansion. He holds a lecture pointer with his trunk, and his glasses rest improbably on that trunk as well. The only trace of his humanity is a small tuft of blond hair atop his head; otherwise, he is completely indistinguishable from a normal elephant.
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Really?!? On the first day of class? Class dismissed! 📚🐶 (🎨 by SKY3 (skyeblueworld.carrd.co)).
A commission from Sky3 of a professor transforming into a beagle in front of a blackboard. His expression is one of happiness and joy as he leans against the podium observing his newly wagging tail. His left hand and foot are paw-shaped with fur encroaching, his ears are floppy, and he has a big grin on his new muzzle.
July 31, 2023 at 12:05 PM
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Once upon a time, we walked into a lecture hall for @professorscritch.bsky.social's seminar. I couldn't see him for a while - until I peek behind the lecture stand & heard puppy noise 🐶💼👔🎓

#giftart
November 9, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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I guess one of my students was upset that I forgot to grade on a curve… and decided to provide me with a reminder for next time! (🎨 by @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social) #TFTuesday
TF Art Sketch: A man in formal academic attire is shown mid-transformation into a camel. He looks over his shoulder in surprise at the large hump rising on his back. Most of his dress shirt has torn away, and his pants are straining, barely holding together. His tie hangs loosely around his now elongated neck, and his glasses sit, improbably, atop his camel muzzle.
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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I guess one of my students was upset that I forgot to grade on a curve… and decided to provide me with a reminder for next time! (🎨 by @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social) #TFTuesday
TF Art Sketch: A man in formal academic attire is shown mid-transformation into a camel. He looks over his shoulder in surprise at the large hump rising on his back. Most of his dress shirt has torn away, and his pants are straining, barely holding together. His tie hangs loosely around his now elongated neck, and his glasses sit, improbably, atop his camel muzzle.
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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My friend adores red pandas and keeps a whole pile of red panda plushes on his bed. When we each got a TF wish we probably should have coordinated better. He’s turning into an actual red panda, and I’m… well… I think I’m about to be added to the plush pile! (🎨 by @doggodraws.bsky.social) #TFEveryday
TF Art: A bed with two pillows and a pile of red panda plushes at the top. In the middle of the bed are two men undergoing similar but different transformations. Both are wearing boxer shorts. On the left, one man is shrinking into a real red panda, staring at his forming paws in shock. Most of his body has already transformed, except for a small patch of human skin above his hip, part of one arm, and his human hair. On the right, the second man is turning into a plush red panda. A seam runs down the center of his face. One eye remains human, while the other has become a simple black disk. His stomach is expanding as it fills with stuffing, and there is a white tag attached to his tail. He looks down at his large plush paw with concern.
November 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Beagles for everyone!
November 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Seems like most lectures these days!
November 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Thanks so much, I've always loved this piece!!! 🐶❤️🦊
November 9, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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I am willing to commit voter fraud to make this happen. 🐑
November 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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My dream candidate.
The text "Free TF for Everyone" in Zohran Mamdani font and colors.
November 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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My friend adores red pandas and keeps a whole pile of red panda plushes on his bed. When we each got a TF wish we probably should have coordinated better. He’s turning into an actual red panda, and I’m… well… I think I’m about to be added to the plush pile! (🎨 by @doggodraws.bsky.social) #TFEveryday
TF Art: A bed with two pillows and a pile of red panda plushes at the top. In the middle of the bed are two men undergoing similar but different transformations. Both are wearing boxer shorts. On the left, one man is shrinking into a real red panda, staring at his forming paws in shock. Most of his body has already transformed, except for a small patch of human skin above his hip, part of one arm, and his human hair. On the right, the second man is turning into a plush red panda. A seam runs down the center of his face. One eye remains human, while the other has become a simple black disk. His stomach is expanding as it fills with stuffing, and there is a white tag attached to his tail. He looks down at his large plush paw with concern.
November 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Some students have found my grading to be un-BEAR-able, and I guess now I'm facing the consequences. I’ll be hibernating until the spring semester. (🎨 by @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social) #TFTuesday 👨‍🏫➡️🐻
TF Sketch: A post-transformation scene of a professor who has fully turned into a bear. One massive paw rests on the floor beside a shredded assignment marked with a large red F and a dropped red pen. He glances back over his wide, fur-covered body, focusing in particular on his short, stubby tail. His clothes are mostly torn to tatters; only a few scraps cling to him. A loosened tie still hangs around his neck, and his glasses sit improbably on his muzzle. Aside from a small tuft of his original human hair atop his head, there is little left to suggest he was ever human at all.
November 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM