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Professor Shyguy
@professorshyguy.bsky.social
Making Rocking Electro-Pop music for nerds. Singer of DragonBallSuper dubbed song Starring Star. he/him. @blytherenay.com on vocals & keys.

📍Kansas City

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I was on a shoot at a facility owned by Tech N9ne and I was so stoked about it!
December 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
🎶Attend the tail of Peeny Prod, the Semen Barber of Skeet Skeet 🎶
December 1, 2025 at 5:49 AM
The McRib is the chicken mcnugget of pork.
November 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Wicked. More like Liquid. (I cried a bunch of times)
November 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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On our way to ColossalCon north! We haven't done this one before, so I'm excited, but a little nervous about how many people will show up for the @professorshyguy.bsky.social shows. Fingers crossed!!! #colossalcon
November 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
My guess. Tr*mp is gonna release the Epstein files super doctored without him in them, it’ll be mostly Democrats, and he’ll say “I was trying to protect the Democrats, that’s why I fought so hard to stop them”
November 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
“We need a prominent human in the Avatar movies, should we make him relatable?”

“No, make him a white guy with dreads that literally hisses at people”
November 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Needed to make a little music with @professorshyguy.bsky.social
November 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The show this Thursday is all ages!
And will rock hard, we’ll have our drummer jamming with us as well!
November 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Playing Sk8bar in Kansas City in a week (Nov 6)
Old friend Crunkwitch is coming to Kansas City, let’s show him how rad it is here! You’ll be rewarded with sick jams.

Phase Distorter is also gonna jam.

@blytherenay.com and Jaylen will be performing with me so it’ll be Shyguy in full force!
October 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
My mom in talking in the family group chat about how she foud my bible from when I was 16 and that she'll "send it when I'm ready". I'm good. I don't need a book about "loving everyone" from a lady who says the n word.

I'm not a person to her, I'm a challenge.
October 8, 2025 at 2:42 PM
One of my favorite parts of the live action Tekken movie is how everyone is afraid of Yoshimitsu, but nobody mentions that he’s the only one allowed to bring a sword to a fist fight.
October 3, 2025 at 5:31 AM
One Battle After Another was described as a screwball adventure. I mean kinda, lol, it’s VERY CURRENTLY RELEVANT which kind of takes a bit of the screw away from the ball.

It was awesome, though. Super stressful and Benicio Del Toro was 11/10.
September 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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We had such an amazing @professorshyguy.bsky.social show on Friday. I really needed that. 💜💜💜
September 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
It’s spirit week for the musical I’m in. We’re doing “white lies” today.
September 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Maybe the rapture DID happen and if being Christian was a prerequisite then nobody was worthy.
September 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
When you zoom way way way in on any sphere, it looks flat. Characteristic of flat earther’s very very narrow view and refusal to see the big picture.
September 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
We play tonight in Kansas City
3 groovy and/or dancey bands!
September 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Republicans be like “I haven’t talked to you in 20 years and hate gay people but I can’t believe you would unfriend me on Facebook because of that. You’re so hateful”
September 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
One of my songs got 1000 streams in a day on Spotify, I guess somebody put a bot on it. I know I didn’t.

CD baby removed the entire album without telling me & when I appealed, they said “we know you probably didn’t do it but we aren’t reinstating or refunding anything”

We’re in hell.
September 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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I watched a video of my #Borderlands4 mission last night, and was SO happy with the result! I have loved Claptrap for a looooooong time, and getting to have SUCH fun interactions with him was a real joy. I am so lucky to have my voice next to @jimforonda.bsky.social 's.
a cartoon drawing of a robot with a camera on its head
Alt: A yellow and white robot shaped like an upside down triangle with skinny robot arms is doing a little dance on his one wheel.
media.tenor.com
September 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The Kpop Demon Hunters soundtrack is stupid. It shouldn’t be that good. It’s too good. It’s way way too good.
September 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Well, bad luck birthday again this year. Luckily before my mom’s call & the end of the night were GREAT.

Got butter chicken from my favorite local Indian place. Watched Weapons, one of my favorite movies, with a couple friends who hadn’t seen it. Played a bunch of Borderlands 4 w/ my best friend.
September 14, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Borderlands 4 is out and I'm a talking toilet. Good night, world.
September 12, 2025 at 5:38 AM
When a movie is stressful and needs an instantly calming likable person, they keep getting David Jonsson and it’s a perfect choice.

He played an “emotionless android” in Alien and was instantly endearing.
September 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM