captain trASH - fearless hero of kick and spin
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can't get dms here to work because a) bluesky doesn't like my card and b) i still look 7 years old so if you need to message me you'll have to use tw*tter or instagram sorry divas x
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extremely tired and voice is gone entirely so might not be doing any screaming but thank you
profiterolo.bsky.social
haven't felt this unwell in a long long time 🥲 fighting demons and ghoulies rn
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one of the best of all time i think, thank you for putting me onto it 🙏
profiterolo.bsky.social
yeah you're basically spot on. cooking is succeeding, being cooked is being doomed, knowing that you're messing up / about to mess up, knowing bad things are about to happen to you (dad's gonna find out i smashed his vase - i'm cooked") (i've only got 2 days till my deadline - i'm cooked")
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cooking = doing a good job, having a good idea etc (implies a practical success - you've done a good thing)
eating = being sharply dressed, speaking profoundly (implies a more passive success - you've come across well)
however the 2 are roughly interchangeable, hence the phrase "you cooked and ate"
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i'm sorry i really thought i cooked with this but honestly wtf was i talking about
profiterolo.bsky.social
liberalism is living in the hunger games universe and complaining that non binary kids don't get the chance to take part
profiterolo.bsky.social
liberalism is living in the hunger games universe and complaining that non binary kids don't get the chance to take part
profiterolo.bsky.social
new zealand comedian joker be like "why so ray o'learious"