I’d say “good one!” except this is BlueSky where parody doesn’t happen except by accident.
February 11, 2026 at 12:07 AM
I’d say “good one!” except this is BlueSky where parody doesn’t happen except by accident.
No need to explain- it’s obvious you’re very busy.
February 10, 2026 at 8:57 PM
No need to explain- it’s obvious you’re very busy.
This guy is playing the role who says “my friend, just apologize. I will help you write it, even. Then we can move on.”
It’s a part of the standard struggle-session script. Been there, seen that. Will is correct to ignore it.
It’s a part of the standard struggle-session script. Been there, seen that. Will is correct to ignore it.
February 10, 2026 at 8:05 PM
This guy is playing the role who says “my friend, just apologize. I will help you write it, even. Then we can move on.”
It’s a part of the standard struggle-session script. Been there, seen that. Will is correct to ignore it.
It’s a part of the standard struggle-session script. Been there, seen that. Will is correct to ignore it.
He stole a ton from Wexner.
February 8, 2026 at 11:53 PM
He stole a ton from Wexner.
Still antagonizing the commies. The secret weapon is his earnest, extra-patronizing ‘!’
“I know everyone loves the blockades and they’re fun and affirming to drive through! But they’re extremely easy to see and avoid. …”
“I know everyone loves the blockades and they’re fun and affirming to drive through! But they’re extremely easy to see and avoid. …”
February 8, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Still antagonizing the commies. The secret weapon is his earnest, extra-patronizing ‘!’
“I know everyone loves the blockades and they’re fun and affirming to drive through! But they’re extremely easy to see and avoid. …”
“I know everyone loves the blockades and they’re fun and affirming to drive through! But they’re extremely easy to see and avoid. …”
Also authors, legal counsel, and inventors.
February 4, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Also authors, legal counsel, and inventors.
I just called a few banks and they say that’s not true. I asked if I could come in and withdraw $5,000 today and they all said no problem. Midwest One and Sunrise said all their branches would have that and no need to call in advance.
February 4, 2026 at 9:44 PM
I just called a few banks and they say that’s not true. I asked if I could come in and withdraw $5,000 today and they all said no problem. Midwest One and Sunrise said all their branches would have that and no need to call in advance.
You’ll know the struggle has started when someone DMs you and says they’re on your side, so can’t you just apologize and agree to do whatever going forward? They might offer to write the apology for you.
February 4, 2026 at 5:02 AM
You’ll know the struggle has started when someone DMs you and says they’re on your side, so can’t you just apologize and agree to do whatever going forward? They might offer to write the apology for you.
Welcome to the dog pile. Struggle session to follow shortly.
February 4, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Welcome to the dog pile. Struggle session to follow shortly.
You need to be out there!! I don’t care what any OPSEC-pipe-smoker says, you’re alright. Now, gas up the Fit and DRIVE!
February 4, 2026 at 1:55 AM
You need to be out there!! I don’t care what any OPSEC-pipe-smoker says, you’re alright. Now, gas up the Fit and DRIVE!
The pre-PC version of that joke would have a parrot complete it.
February 3, 2026 at 4:46 AM
The pre-PC version of that joke would have a parrot complete it.
I’m not into setting fires, but I do like flipping cars. Any cars. So take a step back when the flipping starts if it’s not your thing.
February 3, 2026 at 12:19 AM
I’m not into setting fires, but I do like flipping cars. Any cars. So take a step back when the flipping starts if it’s not your thing.
Someone got the joke. 👍
February 2, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Someone got the joke. 👍
Yes! An adhoc bicameral working group is just what the doctor ordered.
February 2, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Yes! An adhoc bicameral working group is just what the doctor ordered.
“Show me one Hittite in New York City!”
- Walker Percy
- Walker Percy
February 1, 2026 at 5:26 PM
“Show me one Hittite in New York City!”
- Walker Percy
- Walker Percy
The idea of putting all of the Executive branch under direct control of the Executive is unthinkable. It will never happen.
February 1, 2026 at 1:23 AM
The idea of putting all of the Executive branch under direct control of the Executive is unthinkable. It will never happen.
In my day we had The Monkees and The Archies.
January 31, 2026 at 11:20 PM
In my day we had The Monkees and The Archies.
It will end if all the illegal immigrants are found and deported. It will probably slow down a lot as that approaches.
January 26, 2026 at 12:02 AM
It will end if all the illegal immigrants are found and deported. It will probably slow down a lot as that approaches.
I’m glad at least 4 of you got the joke.
January 14, 2026 at 8:39 PM
I’m glad at least 4 of you got the joke.
Now there’s an episode of The Will Stancil Show in one tweet.
January 13, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Now there’s an episode of The Will Stancil Show in one tweet.
Bump
This thread is so amusing. Can we keep it going? NPR is committing malpractice by interviewing Venezuelan migrants about Venezuela and then publishing what they found.
This thread is so amusing. Can we keep it going? NPR is committing malpractice by interviewing Venezuelan migrants about Venezuela and then publishing what they found.
January 4, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Bump
This thread is so amusing. Can we keep it going? NPR is committing malpractice by interviewing Venezuelan migrants about Venezuela and then publishing what they found.
This thread is so amusing. Can we keep it going? NPR is committing malpractice by interviewing Venezuelan migrants about Venezuela and then publishing what they found.
Weather nerds keep inventing new names for things like “cold spell.” The “Bomb Sno Cone” is one of the silliest.
December 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Weather nerds keep inventing new names for things like “cold spell.” The “Bomb Sno Cone” is one of the silliest.
Did he do poorly with black democrats in SC? If so, this could be a part of it.
December 24, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Did he do poorly with black democrats in SC? If so, this could be a part of it.