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No matter where you go, there you are.
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If I don't know you, and no followers in common, and your profile is default, I'm likely going to block you. Esp if you have no posts.
they/them/any/etc/pan/photographer/nerd/🏳️🌈/
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No matter where you go, there you are.
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If I don't know you, and no followers in common, and your profile is default, I'm likely going to block you. Esp if you have no posts.
fun fact: you can just eat parts of a sandwich if it's to much energy to make a sandwich
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
fun fact: you can just eat parts of a sandwich if it's to much energy to make a sandwich
lololol @ the looks of pure horror when you mention "yeah another part of the tooth fell out a bit ago" to someone xD
granted, maybe alarm bells should be ring'd, considering that parts of a tooth are falling out, with zero pain xD
but like doing anything about it means a phone call.... ..
yeahno
granted, maybe alarm bells should be ring'd, considering that parts of a tooth are falling out, with zero pain xD
but like doing anything about it means a phone call.... ..
yeahno
November 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
lololol @ the looks of pure horror when you mention "yeah another part of the tooth fell out a bit ago" to someone xD
granted, maybe alarm bells should be ring'd, considering that parts of a tooth are falling out, with zero pain xD
but like doing anything about it means a phone call.... ..
yeahno
granted, maybe alarm bells should be ring'd, considering that parts of a tooth are falling out, with zero pain xD
but like doing anything about it means a phone call.... ..
yeahno
we need more speed cameras
more red light cameras
prison time for being a shitty driver
automatic revoked driver privs based on age.
we need to absolutely destroy the concept of bad driving.
more red light cameras
prison time for being a shitty driver
automatic revoked driver privs based on age.
we need to absolutely destroy the concept of bad driving.
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
we need more speed cameras
more red light cameras
prison time for being a shitty driver
automatic revoked driver privs based on age.
we need to absolutely destroy the concept of bad driving.
more red light cameras
prison time for being a shitty driver
automatic revoked driver privs based on age.
we need to absolutely destroy the concept of bad driving.
random reminder that getting laid off is a death sentence where there is no coming back from.
do anything in your power to prevent it.
do anything in your power to prevent it.
November 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
random reminder that getting laid off is a death sentence where there is no coming back from.
do anything in your power to prevent it.
do anything in your power to prevent it.
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DC Mayor Muriel Bowser announces she will not seek a fourth term
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
DC Mayor Muriel Bowser announces she will not seek a fourth term
\o/
DC Mayor Muriel Bowser announces she will not seek a fourth term
November 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
\o/
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Did the turkey also storm the Capitol on January 6th?
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Did the turkey also storm the Capitol on January 6th?
tried to watch
Frankenstien, nope not interesting.
King of New York, nah. the saw guy is to young.
Stargate Atlantis 1982309th rewatch: aww yes. *awaits for when Ronin Dex joins* 🤤
Frankenstien, nope not interesting.
King of New York, nah. the saw guy is to young.
Stargate Atlantis 1982309th rewatch: aww yes. *awaits for when Ronin Dex joins* 🤤
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
tried to watch
Frankenstien, nope not interesting.
King of New York, nah. the saw guy is to young.
Stargate Atlantis 1982309th rewatch: aww yes. *awaits for when Ronin Dex joins* 🤤
Frankenstien, nope not interesting.
King of New York, nah. the saw guy is to young.
Stargate Atlantis 1982309th rewatch: aww yes. *awaits for when Ronin Dex joins* 🤤
when you take a blaze it photo, and accidentally end up with a nice photo.
'member kids: smoking is good for you >.>
'member kids: smoking is good for you >.>
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
when you take a blaze it photo, and accidentally end up with a nice photo.
'member kids: smoking is good for you >.>
'member kids: smoking is good for you >.>
o.O is there no way to stop the "donate to signal" prompt that shows on signal every so often?
November 24, 2025 at 12:36 PM
o.O is there no way to stop the "donate to signal" prompt that shows on signal every so often?
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I need to figure out if this is still happening before making this year's holiday plans coz I feel like I could have missed an entire world of bullshit if I had gone in 2023 and talked to someone ripadip.
November 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I need to figure out if this is still happening before making this year's holiday plans coz I feel like I could have missed an entire world of bullshit if I had gone in 2023 and talked to someone ripadip.
Wuki - Ring of Fire [Official Visualizer]
YouTube video by Wuki
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
honestly, if you think this is a good idea please do it.
please please please.
please please please.
Bessent: "You know the best way to bring your inflation rate down? Move from a blue state to a red state. Blue state inflation is half a percent higher."
November 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
honestly, if you think this is a good idea please do it.
please please please.
please please please.
As some of yall travel for the holidays, if you have old relatives: this might be a good time to make sure they're still safe driving.
and stand your ground if you know their drivers license must be revoked.
(if you don't and they end up killing someone driving....)
^_^
and stand your ground if you know their drivers license must be revoked.
(if you don't and they end up killing someone driving....)
^_^
November 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
As some of yall travel for the holidays, if you have old relatives: this might be a good time to make sure they're still safe driving.
and stand your ground if you know their drivers license must be revoked.
(if you don't and they end up killing someone driving....)
^_^
and stand your ground if you know their drivers license must be revoked.
(if you don't and they end up killing someone driving....)
^_^
AI has infected cat pooping.
November 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
AI has infected cat pooping.
i want a tv show about farming where they get all the terms wrong.
but in ways that us non-farmers wouldn't quite catch.
which would cause more and more people to call a combine a tractor
and a tractor a truck
but in ways that us non-farmers wouldn't quite catch.
which would cause more and more people to call a combine a tractor
and a tractor a truck
November 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
i want a tv show about farming where they get all the terms wrong.
but in ways that us non-farmers wouldn't quite catch.
which would cause more and more people to call a combine a tractor
and a tractor a truck
but in ways that us non-farmers wouldn't quite catch.
which would cause more and more people to call a combine a tractor
and a tractor a truck
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Metaphors are lossy compression for concepts.
November 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Metaphors are lossy compression for concepts.
I bet Taylor Swift releases experimental music that she actually likes and challenges her under some psudeoname on SoundCloud with 20 followers and no one has figured it out.
November 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I bet Taylor Swift releases experimental music that she actually likes and challenges her under some psudeoname on SoundCloud with 20 followers and no one has figured it out.
lol i think the bribe check from tina peters finally cleared
November 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
lol i think the bribe check from tina peters finally cleared
really wish i could build this concept for a HYPER niche bicycle, that would cost an ungodly amount.
full titanium cargo e-bike with light suspension. multiple batteries, addon solar trailer, built in anchor points to be part of a hammock support. fold out tent.
basically the ultimate camping ebike
full titanium cargo e-bike with light suspension. multiple batteries, addon solar trailer, built in anchor points to be part of a hammock support. fold out tent.
basically the ultimate camping ebike
November 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
really wish i could build this concept for a HYPER niche bicycle, that would cost an ungodly amount.
full titanium cargo e-bike with light suspension. multiple batteries, addon solar trailer, built in anchor points to be part of a hammock support. fold out tent.
basically the ultimate camping ebike
full titanium cargo e-bike with light suspension. multiple batteries, addon solar trailer, built in anchor points to be part of a hammock support. fold out tent.
basically the ultimate camping ebike
was out playing pokemon go, accidentally went to where the main street is.
someone from a non-profit asking for donations....
i just shut them down with "im walking my charzard" and showed them my phone with pokemon go.
they just looked at me xD
someone from a non-profit asking for donations....
i just shut them down with "im walking my charzard" and showed them my phone with pokemon go.
they just looked at me xD
November 23, 2025 at 1:14 AM
was out playing pokemon go, accidentally went to where the main street is.
someone from a non-profit asking for donations....
i just shut them down with "im walking my charzard" and showed them my phone with pokemon go.
they just looked at me xD
someone from a non-profit asking for donations....
i just shut them down with "im walking my charzard" and showed them my phone with pokemon go.
they just looked at me xD
Trampsta - Without You (Music Video)
YouTube video by Trampsta
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
ZEDS DEAD - CHANNEL FLIPPING 2: ONLY YOU
YouTube video by Zeds Dead
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
so what part of the white house is getting flattened this weekend 😅
maybe he should start demoing the national mall
maybe he should start demoing the national mall
November 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
so what part of the white house is getting flattened this weekend 😅
maybe he should start demoing the national mall
maybe he should start demoing the national mall