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20 | currently dying of the flu
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sorry for procrastinating but i’ve been sick with the flu for about a week
stay vaccinated, kids
stay vaccinated, kids
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if you would please consult the graph
February 2, 2026 at 8:08 PM
if you would please consult the graph
pro tip: never order the large burgers at a fast food place. buy a bunch of the small burgers for better value.
February 2, 2026 at 10:20 PM
pro tip: never order the large burgers at a fast food place. buy a bunch of the small burgers for better value.
i wish i didn’t have a neck at this point because holy shit it’s sore
i’ve literally just been lying in bed all week, this sucks
i’ve literally just been lying in bed all week, this sucks
February 2, 2026 at 1:10 PM
i wish i didn’t have a neck at this point because holy shit it’s sore
i’ve literally just been lying in bed all week, this sucks
i’ve literally just been lying in bed all week, this sucks
sorry for procrastinating but i’ve been sick with the flu for about a week
stay vaccinated, kids
stay vaccinated, kids
January 31, 2026 at 12:08 PM
sorry for procrastinating but i’ve been sick with the flu for about a week
stay vaccinated, kids
stay vaccinated, kids
this is what reminds me that code vein ii is coming out holy shit
January 29, 2026 at 1:32 AM
this is what reminds me that code vein ii is coming out holy shit
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i abandoned that shithole long ago and my sanity has improved significantly since
January 28, 2026 at 2:23 AM
i abandoned that shithole long ago and my sanity has improved significantly since
calling all the hot latinas in my area
January 28, 2026 at 12:38 AM
calling all the hot latinas in my area
no idea why i’m sick
had a fever last night and now i’m fatigued and my nose is runny
like how would i get the flu when i haven’t even gone outside recently
had a fever last night and now i’m fatigued and my nose is runny
like how would i get the flu when i haven’t even gone outside recently
January 27, 2026 at 12:09 PM
no idea why i’m sick
had a fever last night and now i’m fatigued and my nose is runny
like how would i get the flu when i haven’t even gone outside recently
had a fever last night and now i’m fatigued and my nose is runny
like how would i get the flu when i haven’t even gone outside recently
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me when i have to shovel the driveway to go out and buy weed
January 26, 2026 at 11:21 PM
me when i have to shovel the driveway to go out and buy weed
i made you wait bro sorry😫😭
January 25, 2026 at 6:02 AM
i made you wait bro sorry😫😭
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Draw this person
January 25, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Draw this person
it’s a god damn crime that corruption has let this slide as long as it has.
there are no errors in the system— the system works exactly as intended.
there are no errors in the system— the system works exactly as intended.
January 25, 2026 at 6:00 AM
it’s a god damn crime that corruption has let this slide as long as it has.
there are no errors in the system— the system works exactly as intended.
there are no errors in the system— the system works exactly as intended.
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January 22, 2026 at 9:10 PM
it’s hot as hell in bimbofornia, jacket OFF😫
January 24, 2026 at 9:43 PM
it’s hot as hell in bimbofornia, jacket OFF😫
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gotta jacket for warmth!🧥
January 24, 2026 at 6:36 PM
gotta jacket for warmth!🧥
big tony’s ass triggers the reward system in my brain whenever i look at it
January 24, 2026 at 1:38 PM
big tony’s ass triggers the reward system in my brain whenever i look at it
tablet is fixed. i rly wanna catch up on all the pinup art i’ve had mentally cooking. i must doodle to sharpen my skills first.
January 24, 2026 at 1:36 PM
tablet is fixed. i rly wanna catch up on all the pinup art i’ve had mentally cooking. i must doodle to sharpen my skills first.
drawing her was a long time coming😭
January 24, 2026 at 1:28 PM
drawing her was a long time coming😭
@ennuikal.bsky.social can she be my auntie too
January 24, 2026 at 1:28 PM
@ennuikal.bsky.social can she be my auntie too