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Hey, Im Espurr, main goal is to just post things that make people laugh so expect AWFUL one liners :D
Also looking for moots so if I followed u out of nowhere HEY!!!
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we arguing at work about the best way to drink coke, cup with ice and a straw or refrigerated can???
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🚨 🚨 🚨 I SERIOUSLY NEED YOUR HELP🚨 🚨 🚨

My beloved cat has been in a serious incident and needs emergency treatment from the vet which we cannot afford.

Im doing everything I can to promote the is so she can get help.

ANY donation or repost or share ANYTHING is appreciated.

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psychicespurr.bsky.social
🚨 🚨 🚨 I SERIOUSLY NEED YOUR HELP🚨 🚨 🚨

My beloved cat has been in a serious incident and needs emergency treatment from the vet which we cannot afford.

Im doing everything I can to promote the is so she can get help.

ANY donation or repost or share ANYTHING is appreciated.

Link in the replies.
psychicespurr.bsky.social
how tf a computer gone ask me if i'm a robot 😭 bitch you da robot
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having a $2 item on ur wishlist is embarrassing asf buy that bitch broke hoe
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just came in 3.14 seconds call that a cream pi
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also i’m not hacked im genuinely tryna promote this hahahaha
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i love this app because people actually care about helping each other out

pls stream this snippet so it can be officially released 😭😭😭 soundcloud.com/piriandtommy...
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i’ve been DREAMING of having fruit machine officially released so PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STRESM THIS SNIPPET🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 JUST FOR A COUPLE SECONDS

soundcloud.com/piriandtommy...
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got a non-binary grandma call em a grandthem
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sex outside is cool until the mosquito help her suck ur dick
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stop askin my broke ass for money.. i said im chasing the bag i havent caught that bitch yet
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my son tryna use my gambling fund for college??? wtf
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fashion students be like i got a hat due tmr
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tiktok is vape and instagram reels is cigarettes
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u guys ever make like deep realisations about yourself and it’s just not what you wanna learn about yourself? oh i’m like this… okay……
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foot job... hand job..... blow job... when you getting a REAL job????
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money cant buy you happiness till that order is on its way
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i’m really intrigued who isn’t on your close friends list like who isn’t allowed to see u grilling zucchini
psychicespurr.bsky.social
cant stand unemployed bitches that wake up and drank coffee wtf r u tryna stay up for?? asking people for money?
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when u wanna key his car but he dont got one so you bin his bus pass