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as far as im concerned, any "study" claiming that actually humans dont REALLY fully mature until (insert ludicrous age) is purely meant to be used to manufacture consent once the govt decides they want to strip a right away

ex: how the whole "the brain doesnt mature until 25!" is used vs trans
November 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Coming Soon!

It seemed only right that I make a Stranger Things S5 journal design in honor of the new season coming out. We don’t know much, but I know I’m loving all the WSQK stuff happening and so I had to make this.

Will debut these at Fan Expo SF this weekend! Booth A214
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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"How did you get into TTRPGs?"

Clipboard, a hi-vis vest, and a confident walk.
"How did you get into TTRPGs?"

That's a long story, that began when REDACTED introduced me to CLASSIFIED and I had my first taste of DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS...
“How did you get into ttrpgs”

Who told you that? Who told you? I need a name, asshole
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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munson family reunion <3
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Even if this incredibly flawed argument were true, that still wouldn't make it good!

Like. When was the last time you had a Hydrox?
just saw someone on tumblr describe HP as “the first fandom” like. I know you people are desperate to keep funding a transphobe bc the thought of reading any other book is too hard for you but this is housewives writing kirk/spock fanfic in carefully xerox’d fanzines erasure and I won’t stand for it
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Can’t go home alone - 🪡

steddie, omegaverse, secret relationship

Pain pulses over and behind and around Steve’s eye along with the beat of his heart. It isn’t as bad as it was even an hour ago, and definitely not as bad as when he and Robin puked their guts out in the movie theater restroom.
November 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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"a watched pot never boils" well have you ever considered that you haven't made it comfortable. maybe you should be more encouraging and engaged. maybe it's just not into you
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
munson family reunion <3
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I open ao3. I open the geraskier tag. I see a fic so profoundly evil to yennefer it boggles the mind. I close ao3.
November 21, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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It’s Halloween and things escalated quickly, from the party straight into the back of Eddie’s van.. 🐇🔥🐺
NSFW #steddie commission
November 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Oh yeah btw the reason why Vine is being relaunched with great fanfare and no Al is because it's jointly operated with an Al company and they probably don;t want to pollute their scrap pile with stuff they've already shat out.
November 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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[gore, death, suicidal thoughts, HAPPY ENDING]

When Eddie kills Gareth, it's an accident. He doesn't mean to.

It's just. Something's wrong with Eddie. After—after everything. Something's. Not quite right. He can't sleep longer than three hours. He wakes up frightened and small and vicious and raw.
November 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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First day as a backend engineer at #cloudflare today. Found a minor bug and fixed it using ChatGPT. Let's see where the journey takes me.
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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check in on your gay friends at this difficult time
November 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
[gore, death, suicidal thoughts, HAPPY ENDING]

When Eddie kills Gareth, it's an accident. He doesn't mean to.

It's just. Something's wrong with Eddie. After—after everything. Something's. Not quite right. He can't sleep longer than three hours. He wakes up frightened and small and vicious and raw.
November 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
now that twt is down I guess I'll complain here..........it turns out you need to improve your core strength and hip mobility to get better at sex and this has been a devastating realisation for me
November 18, 2025 at 1:17 PM
twt and ao3 still down should I die
November 18, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Conito bonito of the day... day 203

HIM HIM HIM
November 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Lrt I'm glad it's not just our imaginations that those last two eps were totally incoherent and rushed, but damn, it sucked being told over and over again for months that they were perfect and this was the vision and I was just bitter that Izzy was killed off 🙃
November 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I fear hearing this might be his last straw 😞
Steve would still love him so much and visit him every day but his kids will remember their dad Ed who got locked up and forced mom to work two jobs, a scrawny tattooed lowlife behind layers of plexiglass. He’ll live to hear them tell him to his face that Steve would’ve been better off leaving him.
November 17, 2025 at 7:54 AM
rubbing my hands like an evil little fly
You’ve seen Steve surprise Eddie with a pregnancy and Eddie’s happy! And you’ve seen him freak out and run away! And you’ve seen him stay until he’s miserable!
Guys, Looth is making me wanna put Eddie Munson into the torment nexus for my own entertainment
November 17, 2025 at 7:33 AM
steve's like mama what if I end up in a loveless marriage held together only by our shared obligation to a child and she's like BUT YOU'LL HAVE HIM!!!! and he's like 😞 ok 😞 ig I'll do it 😞

joke's on him though, bc eddie has been trying to knock him up on the sly for Months. literal Months.
steve "mom you can't just ask me to babytrap a guy that's insane" harrington vs his mother, dorothea "sure you can! I did it to your father!" harrington.
November 17, 2025 at 5:09 AM
steve "mom you can't just ask me to babytrap a guy that's insane" harrington vs his mother, dorothea "sure you can! I did it to your father!" harrington.
November 17, 2025 at 5:03 AM
this isn't even the first time she's tried to orchestrate a homewrecking. every day she's in steve's ear like a demon telling him to break up jancy. she's like it's ok if you don't want nancy anymore! but you should just do it anyway. for fun.
she then immediately pivots to introducing random society omegas to robin.

one of these girls is chrissy cunningham. yes, she's already engaged. dot just LOVES homewrecking. she's a big fan.
November 17, 2025 at 4:12 AM