@punslinger1.bsky.social
What do I know about Bonsai Trees?
Very little.
Very little.
August 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
What do I know about Bonsai Trees?
Very little.
Very little.
My wife had a gender reveal party last night. I just wish he had done it before we got married! #GenderReveal
August 13, 2025 at 10:45 AM
My wife had a gender reveal party last night. I just wish he had done it before we got married! #GenderReveal
August 2, 2025 at 8:59 PM
If you call a naughty child a little monster it can scar them for life but if you stun them with a taser the marks will disappear in days. #ParentingTips
May 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
If you call a naughty child a little monster it can scar them for life but if you stun them with a taser the marks will disappear in days. #ParentingTips
I have been in London for over 24 hours without witnessing a single stabbing or mugging, can I claim a refund.
May 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I have been in London for over 24 hours without witnessing a single stabbing or mugging, can I claim a refund.
I’m not impressed by my new American Gothic garden. I won’t be hiring a portrait gardener again. #puns #gardening
April 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I’m not impressed by my new American Gothic garden. I won’t be hiring a portrait gardener again. #puns #gardening
What is the difference between an Iguana and a bearded dragon? I’m not married to an Iguana. #IguanaJokes
April 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
What is the difference between an Iguana and a bearded dragon? I’m not married to an Iguana. #IguanaJokes
I’m not very happy with my America Gothic garden. That’s the last time I’ll be using a portrait gardener! #puns #gardening
April 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I’m not very happy with my America Gothic garden. That’s the last time I’ll be using a portrait gardener! #puns #gardening
I just read an obituary which said that the deceased lit up any room he entered. - He was an arsonist!
March 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I just read an obituary which said that the deceased lit up any room he entered. - He was an arsonist!
What’s the difference between a soft cheese and a hard cheese? A hard cheese comes with its own knife.
March 13, 2025 at 10:52 AM
What’s the difference between a soft cheese and a hard cheese? A hard cheese comes with its own knife.
I've just joined the German equivalent of alcoholics anonymous because their approach to quitting drinking is so much quicker. Ein zwie dry. #pubs
December 24, 2024 at 10:47 PM
I've just joined the German equivalent of alcoholics anonymous because their approach to quitting drinking is so much quicker. Ein zwie dry. #pubs
December 4, 2024 at 8:05 PM