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@punzer.bsky.social
crabby run goon, things of that nature.
if "5'8 virgo" had a tulpa.
anti-capital collectivism (communist)
head of the good monster / run time industrial complex.
📍PDX
pfp: @sammy.studio
if "5'8 virgo" had a tulpa.
anti-capital collectivism (communist)
head of the good monster / run time industrial complex.
📍PDX
pfp: @sammy.studio
Pinned
They call me Mister Plow
Once again that name is Mister Plow
Once again that name is Mister Plow
February 8, 2026 at 4:06 AM
They call me Mister Plow
Once again that name is Mister Plow
Once again that name is Mister Plow
the Skrekovski STAYS on the nightstand during sex
if you buy this someone should take the rest of your money and give it away
February 8, 2026 at 1:43 AM
the Skrekovski STAYS on the nightstand during sex
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BOW DOWN AND ACCEPT YOUR QUEEN
February 8, 2026 at 12:33 AM
BOW DOWN AND ACCEPT YOUR QUEEN
it's also the same itch, give or take, as cleaning videos, power wash videos, almost any of the soothing/meditative/ASMR/ type videos you find.
Slowly fill up the space, move to the next one
Slowly fill up the space, move to the next one
i think people who are grumpy that they can’t draw and think using generative ai will make them feel better should try out coloring books. you get to be creative and make a beautiful picture and you don’t even have to be good at drawing. and it’s fun 💖
February 8, 2026 at 12:24 AM
it's also the same itch, give or take, as cleaning videos, power wash videos, almost any of the soothing/meditative/ASMR/ type videos you find.
Slowly fill up the space, move to the next one
Slowly fill up the space, move to the next one
ladies rock
Don’t anyone show this to Susan or I’m never gonna be allowed to get an outdoor wok burner
February 8, 2026 at 12:07 AM
ladies rock
I will never retain semen, or loyalty to my capo
February 8, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I will never retain semen, or loyalty to my capo
it's the Asylum brand xenomorph
February 8, 2026 at 12:05 AM
it's the Asylum brand xenomorph
I would simply lead a life that allows me to be served food without mortal fear or danger
February 8, 2026 at 12:03 AM
I would simply lead a life that allows me to be served food without mortal fear or danger
I think YouTube is finally fucking with me after years of passive aggressive "are you sick of all the bullshit trying to get a free quote for home furnace installation?" ads, they've graduated to open trolling
February 7, 2026 at 11:32 PM
I think YouTube is finally fucking with me after years of passive aggressive "are you sick of all the bullshit trying to get a free quote for home furnace installation?" ads, they've graduated to open trolling
"all you need to know about the bass, is this is the bass player:"
devastation
devastation
February 7, 2026 at 11:18 PM
"all you need to know about the bass, is this is the bass player:"
devastation
devastation
February 7, 2026 at 3:50 PM
good monster run monster
February 7, 2026 at 1:54 PM
good monster run monster
February 7, 2026 at 6:06 AM
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I’d simply parry the RPG
February 7, 2026 at 3:53 AM
I’d simply parry the RPG
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me and who, DMs open, god if you're up there, if you have a crush on me you have to tell me, what if..., ...unless, this could be us, may Satan guide me, do you think a certified forklift operator, etc etc
February 7, 2026 at 3:48 AM
me and who, DMs open, god if you're up there, if you have a crush on me you have to tell me, what if..., ...unless, this could be us, may Satan guide me, do you think a certified forklift operator, etc etc
how your email finds me
February 7, 2026 at 3:18 AM
how your email finds me
The problem with Lucky Number Slevin is that it's not any good. at all. real nadir of Tarantino inflected dialogue, it's painful to listen to. it makes you progressively madder that nobody said "hold on" the entire time; it builds like a pressure cooker
but you have to understand,
it stars Lucy Liu
but you have to understand,
it stars Lucy Liu
February 7, 2026 at 2:38 AM
The problem with Lucky Number Slevin is that it's not any good. at all. real nadir of Tarantino inflected dialogue, it's painful to listen to. it makes you progressively madder that nobody said "hold on" the entire time; it builds like a pressure cooker
but you have to understand,
it stars Lucy Liu
but you have to understand,
it stars Lucy Liu
good monster run monster
February 6, 2026 at 1:50 PM
good monster run monster
Save me Hoxha Spice, save me
not enough people remember the sixth Spice Girl who was dropped due to anti-communist censorship, Hoxha Spice
February 5, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Save me Hoxha Spice, save me
I worked at Target years ago, and we were a pilot store for fresh/groceries, not even a full supermarket, just like 1/5 of the store was food ...
it was fucking unconscionable. throwing shit into a trash compactor a week before the best by date. Not even expiration, or use by, just "best by".
Fuck.
it was fucking unconscionable. throwing shit into a trash compactor a week before the best by date. Not even expiration, or use by, just "best by".
Fuck.
the amount of waste even one of these stores produces should be enough to radicalize someone and i dont particularly understand how its not more common. its purely, viscerally disgusting the amount of food that gets thrown out for no reason
February 5, 2026 at 11:30 PM
I worked at Target years ago, and we were a pilot store for fresh/groceries, not even a full supermarket, just like 1/5 of the store was food ...
it was fucking unconscionable. throwing shit into a trash compactor a week before the best by date. Not even expiration, or use by, just "best by".
Fuck.
it was fucking unconscionable. throwing shit into a trash compactor a week before the best by date. Not even expiration, or use by, just "best by".
Fuck.