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crabby run goon, things of that nature.
if "5'8 virgo" had a tulpa.
anti-capital collectivism (communist)
head of the good monster / run time industrial complex.
📍PDX
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if "5'8 virgo" had a tulpa.
anti-capital collectivism (communist)
head of the good monster / run time industrial complex.
📍PDX
pfp: @sammy.studio
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they're calling him dj unc the way he's chopped and screwed
February 11, 2026 at 8:46 PM
they're calling him dj unc the way he's chopped and screwed
save me 5:30am morning run goth-cougar, save me
February 11, 2026 at 1:28 PM
save me 5:30am morning run goth-cougar, save me
good monster run monster
February 11, 2026 at 1:21 PM
good monster run monster
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Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
February 11, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
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They cannot dedicate themselves to actual class analysis so to explain it the anti communist liberals will become Nazis
Many such cases
Many such cases
I have to say, I do not love this new trend of large liberal accounts with millions of followers identifying Jews.
February 11, 2026 at 4:06 AM
They cannot dedicate themselves to actual class analysis so to explain it the anti communist liberals will become Nazis
Many such cases
Many such cases
not the rotisserie chicken 😫😫
Gen Zers and millennials are swimming in student debt and may never own homes, but they’re splurging on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chickens.
The Booming Business of Luxury Grocery Stores
A new crop of gourmet grocers has hit the city, drawing lines of trendy TikTokers, MAHA-curious health fiends and Instacart devotees who want to pop in for a treat.
on.wsj.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:22 AM
not the rotisserie chicken 😫😫
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If this is how I find out it happened
👀👀
February 11, 2026 at 1:47 AM
If this is how I find out it happened
all pants, are ultimately a judgement
I got new freezer pants. I'm like a kid at a candy store.
[hearing myself and staring off into the middle distance]
[hearing myself and staring off into the middle distance]
February 10, 2026 at 9:09 PM
all pants, are ultimately a judgement
I got new freezer pants. I'm like a kid at a candy store.
[hearing myself and staring off into the middle distance]
[hearing myself and staring off into the middle distance]
February 10, 2026 at 9:08 PM
I got new freezer pants. I'm like a kid at a candy store.
[hearing myself and staring off into the middle distance]
[hearing myself and staring off into the middle distance]
in these grim times, I repeat like a talisman against the dark:
butts
butts
February 10, 2026 at 8:34 PM
in these grim times, I repeat like a talisman against the dark:
butts
butts
good monster run monster
February 10, 2026 at 1:31 PM
good monster run monster
misread a post and replied & hit sent too soon, so I misread the post a second time and replied & hit sent too soon, so I misread the post a third time and finally figured it out.
Im pretty much toast here
Im pretty much toast here
February 10, 2026 at 4:52 AM
misread a post and replied & hit sent too soon, so I misread the post a second time and replied & hit sent too soon, so I misread the post a third time and finally figured it out.
Im pretty much toast here
Im pretty much toast here
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We're asking ICE to do nothing
Our DHS reform demands are exceedingly reasonable.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
February 10, 2026 at 4:44 AM
We're asking ICE to do nothing
my keyboard is betraying me
February 10, 2026 at 4:25 AM
my keyboard is betraying me
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
February 10, 2026 at 3:28 AM
your email found me
February 10, 2026 at 3:23 AM
your email found me
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I skate onto the ice to the opening chords of “We Are Charlie Kirk” wearing a sequined version of his usual white dress shirt & black slacks a long red cape flowing behind me I check to make sure the squibs are secure in the collar of my costume I give my partner in the stands a quick thumbs up
February 9, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I skate onto the ice to the opening chords of “We Are Charlie Kirk” wearing a sequined version of his usual white dress shirt & black slacks a long red cape flowing behind me I check to make sure the squibs are secure in the collar of my costume I give my partner in the stands a quick thumbs up
you say you have daddy issues but every time I fall asleep on the couch after work you just get mad at me 😔😔
February 9, 2026 at 10:57 PM
you say you have daddy issues but every time I fall asleep on the couch after work you just get mad at me 😔😔
DMs open milf issues 4 dilf issues
February 9, 2026 at 9:00 PM
DMs open milf issues 4 dilf issues
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if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return
February 9, 2026 at 2:43 PM
if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return
I don't have a , marijuana problem, I'm high right now???
February 9, 2026 at 3:20 PM
I don't have a , marijuana problem, I'm high right now???