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crabby run goon, things of that nature.
if "5'8 virgo" had a tulpa.
anti-capital collectivism (communist)
head of the good monster / run time industrial complex.
📍PDX
pfp: @sammy.studio
if "5'8 virgo" had a tulpa.
anti-capital collectivism (communist)
head of the good monster / run time industrial complex.
📍PDX
pfp: @sammy.studio
Pinned
when I run:
Hi vis butt cheeks
February 13, 2026 at 3:54 AM
when I run:
Off by one letter 😔😔
February 13, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Off by one letter 😔😔
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That there is a media machine trying so hard to Make Him Happen regardless of the flaming tornado of shit swirling around him at all times should be enough to confirm for you without a shadow of a doubt that he cannot be trusted
A base that has long made pragmatic, sober decisions appears increasingly attracted to charismatic outsiders who promise to break from the party’s failures of the last decade. They see their party’s leaders as feckless and inept.
It’s the Democratic Tea Party, with a twist. trib.al/mC5cBDA
It’s the Democratic Tea Party, with a twist. trib.al/mC5cBDA
February 13, 2026 at 3:27 AM
That there is a media machine trying so hard to Make Him Happen regardless of the flaming tornado of shit swirling around him at all times should be enough to confirm for you without a shadow of a doubt that he cannot be trusted
me explaining what happened to Alien: Resurrection
February 13, 2026 at 2:06 AM
me explaining what happened to Alien: Resurrection
save me BUTT SLUT knuckle-tatts cougar, save me
February 12, 2026 at 10:02 PM
save me BUTT SLUT knuckle-tatts cougar, save me
absolutely ruining decades of cocaine's good name and reputational rehabilitation
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 8:23 PM
absolutely ruining decades of cocaine's good name and reputational rehabilitation
good monster run monster
February 12, 2026 at 1:31 PM
good monster run monster
matt yglesias tool bench . jpg
At the age of 58, I’ve bought my first drill. Can it make me a new man? | Adrian Chiles
At the age of 58, I’ve bought my first drill. Can it make me a new man? | Adrian Chiles
Bored with my DIY hopelessness, I’ve decided it’s time I learned some basics, writes Adrian Charles
www.theguardian.com
February 12, 2026 at 1:26 PM
matt yglesias tool bench . jpg
*wearing a lab coat and surrounded by bubbling beakers and whiteboards full of equations, I push a pair of goggles up on my forehead and wipe away a thin green powder*
butt-goths.
we're close.
butt-goths.
we're close.
February 12, 2026 at 6:14 AM
*wearing a lab coat and surrounded by bubbling beakers and whiteboards full of equations, I push a pair of goggles up on my forehead and wipe away a thin green powder*
butt-goths.
we're close.
butt-goths.
we're close.
Cargo Lift Sessions: Huun-Huur-Tu | Offstage
YouTube video by Esplanade – Theatres on the Bay
youtu.be
February 12, 2026 at 4:27 AM
inventing heavy metal from first principles
A podcast that's just screaming
February 12, 2026 at 2:59 AM
inventing heavy metal from first principles
they're calling him dj unc the way he's chopped and screwed
February 11, 2026 at 8:46 PM
they're calling him dj unc the way he's chopped and screwed
save me 5:30am morning run goth-cougar, save me
February 11, 2026 at 1:28 PM
save me 5:30am morning run goth-cougar, save me
good monster run monster
February 11, 2026 at 1:21 PM
good monster run monster
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Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
February 11, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
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They cannot dedicate themselves to actual class analysis so to explain it the anti communist liberals will become Nazis
Many such cases
Many such cases
I have to say, I do not love this new trend of large liberal accounts with millions of followers identifying Jews.
February 11, 2026 at 4:06 AM
They cannot dedicate themselves to actual class analysis so to explain it the anti communist liberals will become Nazis
Many such cases
Many such cases
not the rotisserie chicken 😫😫
Gen Zers and millennials are swimming in student debt and may never own homes, but they’re splurging on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chickens.
The Booming Business of Luxury Grocery Stores
A new crop of gourmet grocers has hit the city, drawing lines of trendy TikTokers, MAHA-curious health fiends and Instacart devotees who want to pop in for a treat.
on.wsj.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:22 AM
not the rotisserie chicken 😫😫
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If this is how I find out it happened
👀👀
February 11, 2026 at 1:47 AM
If this is how I find out it happened
all pants, are ultimately a judgement
I got new freezer pants. I'm like a kid at a candy store.
[hearing myself and staring off into the middle distance]
[hearing myself and staring off into the middle distance]
February 10, 2026 at 9:09 PM
all pants, are ultimately a judgement
I got new freezer pants. I'm like a kid at a candy store.
[hearing myself and staring off into the middle distance]
[hearing myself and staring off into the middle distance]
February 10, 2026 at 9:08 PM
I got new freezer pants. I'm like a kid at a candy store.
[hearing myself and staring off into the middle distance]
[hearing myself and staring off into the middle distance]
in these grim times, I repeat like a talisman against the dark:
butts
butts
February 10, 2026 at 8:34 PM
in these grim times, I repeat like a talisman against the dark:
butts
butts