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crabby run goon, things of that nature.
if "5'8 virgo" had a tulpa.
anti-capital collectivism (communist)
head of the good monster / run time industrial complex.
📍PDX
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if "5'8 virgo" had a tulpa.
anti-capital collectivism (communist)
head of the good monster / run time industrial complex.
📍PDX
pfp: @sammy.studio
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misread a post and replied & hit sent too soon, so I misread the post a second time and replied & hit sent too soon, so I misread the post a third time and finally figured it out.
Im pretty much toast here
Im pretty much toast here
February 10, 2026 at 4:52 AM
misread a post and replied & hit sent too soon, so I misread the post a second time and replied & hit sent too soon, so I misread the post a third time and finally figured it out.
Im pretty much toast here
Im pretty much toast here
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We're asking ICE to do nothing
Our DHS reform demands are exceedingly reasonable.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
February 10, 2026 at 4:44 AM
We're asking ICE to do nothing
my keyboard is betraying me
February 10, 2026 at 4:25 AM
my keyboard is betraying me
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
February 10, 2026 at 3:28 AM
your email found me
February 10, 2026 at 3:23 AM
your email found me
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I skate onto the ice to the opening chords of “We Are Charlie Kirk” wearing a sequined version of his usual white dress shirt & black slacks a long red cape flowing behind me I check to make sure the squibs are secure in the collar of my costume I give my partner in the stands a quick thumbs up
February 9, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I skate onto the ice to the opening chords of “We Are Charlie Kirk” wearing a sequined version of his usual white dress shirt & black slacks a long red cape flowing behind me I check to make sure the squibs are secure in the collar of my costume I give my partner in the stands a quick thumbs up
you say you have daddy issues but every time I fall asleep on the couch after work you just get mad at me 😔😔
February 9, 2026 at 10:57 PM
you say you have daddy issues but every time I fall asleep on the couch after work you just get mad at me 😔😔
DMs open milf issues 4 dilf issues
February 9, 2026 at 9:00 PM
DMs open milf issues 4 dilf issues
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if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return
February 9, 2026 at 2:43 PM
if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return
I don't have a , marijuana problem, I'm high right now???
February 9, 2026 at 3:20 PM
I don't have a , marijuana problem, I'm high right now???
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every single "principled libertarian" put on the red hat in 2016 and i don't think we should let them take it off and pretend like they're real intellectuals again now that he's unpopular
February 9, 2026 at 3:06 PM
every single "principled libertarian" put on the red hat in 2016 and i don't think we should let them take it off and pretend like they're real intellectuals again now that he's unpopular
wu-tang is for the people
February 9, 2026 at 1:43 PM
wu-tang is for the people
I was on the map last night, and am no longer, but I was ~here
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 PM
I was on the map last night, and am no longer, but I was ~here
good monster run monster
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 PM
good monster run monster
*Hulk vs Dracula*
Oh come on that's not even real what are you, a baby? A toddler smashing toys together? Dracula vs hulk get the fuck out of here
*Hulk vs Darkseid*
Hm, yes, a classic question of literature, with deep canons of academic work on both sides. In 1986, the Journal of Anthropology defi
Oh come on that's not even real what are you, a baby? A toddler smashing toys together? Dracula vs hulk get the fuck out of here
*Hulk vs Darkseid*
Hm, yes, a classic question of literature, with deep canons of academic work on both sides. In 1986, the Journal of Anthropology defi
February 9, 2026 at 12:47 PM
*Hulk vs Dracula*
Oh come on that's not even real what are you, a baby? A toddler smashing toys together? Dracula vs hulk get the fuck out of here
*Hulk vs Darkseid*
Hm, yes, a classic question of literature, with deep canons of academic work on both sides. In 1986, the Journal of Anthropology defi
Oh come on that's not even real what are you, a baby? A toddler smashing toys together? Dracula vs hulk get the fuck out of here
*Hulk vs Darkseid*
Hm, yes, a classic question of literature, with deep canons of academic work on both sides. In 1986, the Journal of Anthropology defi
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wait, so did y'all give open nazis money and call it a story?
February 9, 2026 at 11:54 AM
wait, so did y'all give open nazis money and call it a story?
is your mom seeing anyone, or ??
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@elle91
Met your mom today
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February 9, 2026 at 6:59 AM
is your mom seeing anyone, or ??
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time to grip it* and rip it**
go to bed
gn
go to bed
gn
February 9, 2026 at 6:54 AM
time to grip it* and rip it**
go to bed
gn
go to bed
gn
I regret to inform you the peanut butter pie Reese's mini cups fucking *rip*. Either chomping them or going full werther's on them, they're excellent.
February 9, 2026 at 6:31 AM
I regret to inform you the peanut butter pie Reese's mini cups fucking *rip*. Either chomping them or going full werther's on them, they're excellent.
bounding into the office, a spring in my step and a laugh in my throat, and a back-slap for everyman; my co-workers inquire as to the nature of my magnanimity,
bro did you get laid?
no, I say, snapping my suspenders and rocking on my heels, beaming,
I got shelves.
I'm going to put stuff on them.
bro did you get laid?
no, I say, snapping my suspenders and rocking on my heels, beaming,
I got shelves.
I'm going to put stuff on them.
February 9, 2026 at 4:41 AM
bounding into the office, a spring in my step and a laugh in my throat, and a back-slap for everyman; my co-workers inquire as to the nature of my magnanimity,
bro did you get laid?
no, I say, snapping my suspenders and rocking on my heels, beaming,
I got shelves.
I'm going to put stuff on them.
bro did you get laid?
no, I say, snapping my suspenders and rocking on my heels, beaming,
I got shelves.
I'm going to put stuff on them.