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punzer.bsky.social
Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton
@punzer.bsky.social
crabby run goon, things of that nature.
if "5'8 virgo" had a tulpa.
anti-capital collectivism (communist)
head of the good monster / run time industrial complex.
📍PDX
pfp: @sammy.studio
Pinned
(writing my skeets):
February 13, 2026 at 8:33 AM
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Hey Nosferatu
September 26, 2024 at 6:44 PM
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Something tells me that if I had advocated for supporting the evil genocidal woman-and-child-murdering IDF, Bluesky wouldn't have noticed.
Reminder that this is a deeply anti-Palestinian platform!
BTW Israel is preparing for another invasion of Gaza to intensify displacement and terror.
February 13, 2026 at 6:21 AM
run time
February 13, 2026 at 4:41 AM
when I run:
February 13, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Off by one letter 😔😔
February 13, 2026 at 3:50 AM
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That there is a media machine trying so hard to Make Him Happen regardless of the flaming tornado of shit swirling around him at all times should be enough to confirm for you without a shadow of a doubt that he cannot be trusted
A base that has long made pragmatic, sober decisions appears increasingly attracted to charismatic outsiders who promise to break from the party’s failures of the last decade. They see their party’s leaders as feckless and inept.

It’s the Democratic Tea Party, with a twist. trib.al/mC5cBDA
February 13, 2026 at 3:27 AM
me explaining what happened to Alien: Resurrection
February 13, 2026 at 2:06 AM
save me BUTT SLUT knuckle-tatts cougar, save me
February 12, 2026 at 10:02 PM
absolutely ruining decades of cocaine's good name and reputational rehabilitation
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 8:23 PM
good monster run monster
February 12, 2026 at 1:31 PM
matt yglesias tool bench . jpg
February 12, 2026 at 1:26 PM
*wearing a lab coat and surrounded by bubbling beakers and whiteboards full of equations, I push a pair of goggles up on my forehead and wipe away a thin green powder*

butt-goths.

we're close.
February 12, 2026 at 6:14 AM
run time
February 12, 2026 at 4:43 AM
these cargo lift sessions fucking shred

youtu.be/2_e8I1jvwMQ?...
Cargo Lift Sessions: Huun-Huur-Tu | Offstage
YouTube video by Esplanade – Theatres on the Bay
youtu.be
February 12, 2026 at 4:27 AM
*coughcoughcough*
February 12, 2026 at 3:04 AM
inventing heavy metal from first principles
A podcast that's just screaming
February 12, 2026 at 2:59 AM
they're calling him dj unc the way he's chopped and screwed
February 11, 2026 at 8:46 PM
save me 5:30am morning run goth-cougar, save me
February 11, 2026 at 1:28 PM
good monster run monster
February 11, 2026 at 1:21 PM
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Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
February 11, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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They cannot dedicate themselves to actual class analysis so to explain it the anti communist liberals will become Nazis

Many such cases
I have to say, I do not love this new trend of large liberal accounts with millions of followers identifying Jews.
February 11, 2026 at 4:06 AM
run time
February 11, 2026 at 4:31 AM
not the rotisserie chicken 😫😫
February 11, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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If this is how I find out it happened
February 11, 2026 at 1:47 AM