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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton
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crabby run goon, things of that nature.
if "5'8 virgo" had a tulpa.
anti-capital collectivism (communist)
head of the good monster / run time industrial complex.
📍PDX
pfp: @sammy.studio
Pinned
*wearing a lab coat and surrounded by bubbling beakers and whiteboards full of equations, I push a pair of goggles up on my forehead and wipe away a thin green powder*

butt-goths.

we're close.
February 12, 2026 at 6:14 AM
run time
February 12, 2026 at 4:43 AM
these cargo lift sessions fucking shred

youtu.be/2_e8I1jvwMQ?...
Cargo Lift Sessions: Huun-Huur-Tu | Offstage
YouTube video by Esplanade – Theatres on the Bay
youtu.be
February 12, 2026 at 4:27 AM
*coughcoughcough*
February 12, 2026 at 3:04 AM
inventing heavy metal from first principles
A podcast that's just screaming
February 12, 2026 at 2:59 AM
they're calling him dj unc the way he's chopped and screwed
February 11, 2026 at 8:46 PM
save me 5:30am morning run goth-cougar, save me
February 11, 2026 at 1:28 PM
good monster run monster
February 11, 2026 at 1:21 PM
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Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
February 11, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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They cannot dedicate themselves to actual class analysis so to explain it the anti communist liberals will become Nazis

Many such cases
I have to say, I do not love this new trend of large liberal accounts with millions of followers identifying Jews.
February 11, 2026 at 4:06 AM
run time
February 11, 2026 at 4:31 AM
not the rotisserie chicken 😫😫
February 11, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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If this is how I find out it happened
February 11, 2026 at 1:47 AM
all pants, are ultimately a judgement
I got new freezer pants. I'm like a kid at a candy store.

[hearing myself and staring off into the middle distance]
February 10, 2026 at 9:09 PM
I got new freezer pants. I'm like a kid at a candy store.

[hearing myself and staring off into the middle distance]
February 10, 2026 at 9:08 PM
in these grim times, I repeat like a talisman against the dark:
butts
February 10, 2026 at 8:34 PM
good monster run monster
February 10, 2026 at 1:31 PM
misread a post and replied & hit sent too soon, so I misread the post a second time and replied & hit sent too soon, so I misread the post a third time and finally figured it out.

Im pretty much toast here
February 10, 2026 at 4:52 AM
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We're asking ICE to do nothing
Our DHS reform demands are exceedingly reasonable.

We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.

Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
February 10, 2026 at 4:44 AM
run time
February 10, 2026 at 4:34 AM
my keyboard is betraying me
February 10, 2026 at 4:25 AM
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
It may just be Get Busy by Sean Paul

but it's probably going to be

youtu.be/HMUDVMiITOU?...
February 10, 2026 at 3:28 AM
your email found me
February 10, 2026 at 3:23 AM