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crabby run goon, things of that nature.
if "5'8 virgo" had a tulpa.
anti-capital collectivism (communist)
head of the good monster / run time industrial complex.
๐PDX
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if "5'8 virgo" had a tulpa.
anti-capital collectivism (communist)
head of the good monster / run time industrial complex.
๐PDX
pfp: @sammy.studio
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good monster run monster
February 10, 2026 at 1:31 PM
good monster run monster
also this morning I ran with mismatched shoes. I put them on in the dark and got the pairs wrong. Both running shoes but different wear levels. It hurt the whole run and jacked up my hip. I didn't realize until later what had happened
I am a man of constant sorrow. I've seen trouble all my day.
I am a man of constant sorrow. I've seen trouble all my day.
February 10, 2026 at 4:56 AM
also this morning I ran with mismatched shoes. I put them on in the dark and got the pairs wrong. Both running shoes but different wear levels. It hurt the whole run and jacked up my hip. I didn't realize until later what had happened
I am a man of constant sorrow. I've seen trouble all my day.
I am a man of constant sorrow. I've seen trouble all my day.
misread a post and replied & hit sent too soon, so I misread the post a second time and replied & hit sent too soon, so I misread the post a third time and finally figured it out.
Im pretty much toast here
Im pretty much toast here
February 10, 2026 at 4:52 AM
misread a post and replied & hit sent too soon, so I misread the post a second time and replied & hit sent too soon, so I misread the post a third time and finally figured it out.
Im pretty much toast here
Im pretty much toast here
pathetic.
February 10, 2026 at 4:46 AM
pathetic.
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We're asking ICE to do nothing
Our DHS reform demands are exceedingly reasonable.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
February 10, 2026 at 4:44 AM
We're asking ICE to do nothing
my keyboard is betraying me
February 10, 2026 at 4:25 AM
my keyboard is betraying me
GODDAMMIT
February 10, 2026 at 4:16 AM
GODDAMMIT
going to gaslight my kids and tell them there never was an elon musk, we made him up, like Alfred P Newman, or the Tooth Fairy, or Santa Claus, or Charles Grodin
February 10, 2026 at 4:13 AM
going to gaslight my kids and tell them there never was an elon musk, we made him up, like Alfred P Newman, or the Tooth Fairy, or Santa Claus, or Charles Grodin
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
February 10, 2026 at 3:28 AM
your email found me
February 10, 2026 at 3:23 AM
your email found me
That's James Cromwell, with the flamethrower
February 10, 2026 at 3:21 AM
That's James Cromwell, with the flamethrower
I'm not saying no, just
February 10, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I'm not saying no, just
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I skate onto the ice to the opening chords of โWe Are Charlie Kirkโ wearing a sequined version of his usual white dress shirt & black slacks a long red cape flowing behind me I check to make sure the squibs are secure in the collar of my costume I give my partner in the stands a quick thumbs up
February 9, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I skate onto the ice to the opening chords of โWe Are Charlie Kirkโ wearing a sequined version of his usual white dress shirt & black slacks a long red cape flowing behind me I check to make sure the squibs are secure in the collar of my costume I give my partner in the stands a quick thumbs up
It's true, but I was here first. I invoke the universal civil law of "dibs"
February 9, 2026 at 11:42 PM
It's true, but I was here first. I invoke the universal civil law of "dibs"
you say you have daddy issues but every time I fall asleep on the couch after work you just get mad at me ๐๐
February 9, 2026 at 10:57 PM
you say you have daddy issues but every time I fall asleep on the couch after work you just get mad at me ๐๐
DMs open milf issues 4 dilf issues
February 9, 2026 at 9:00 PM
DMs open milf issues 4 dilf issues
you cannot post cringe in a way that kills me, do you worst
February 9, 2026 at 8:48 PM
you cannot post cringe in a way that kills me, do you worst
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if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return
February 9, 2026 at 2:43 PM
if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return
I don't have a , marijuana problem, I'm high right now???
February 9, 2026 at 3:20 PM
I don't have a , marijuana problem, I'm high right now???
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every single "principled libertarian" put on the red hat in 2016 and i don't think we should let them take it off and pretend like they're real intellectuals again now that he's unpopular
February 9, 2026 at 3:06 PM
every single "principled libertarian" put on the red hat in 2016 and i don't think we should let them take it off and pretend like they're real intellectuals again now that he's unpopular
wu-tang is for the people
February 9, 2026 at 1:43 PM
wu-tang is for the people
I was on the map last night, and am no longer, but I was ~here
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 PM
I was on the map last night, and am no longer, but I was ~here