Pup Espy 🔜 DC, ANC, JAX
@pupespy.bsky.social
Official train aficionado, EV enjoyer, and professional map looker
Big fan of jury nullification
Big fan of jury nullification
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The "you're so mature for your age!" to "diapered 24/7" pipeline
November 25, 2025 at 8:42 AM
The "you're so mature for your age!" to "diapered 24/7" pipeline
Seeking an under desk assistant while I write about the governance structure of WMATA
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Seeking an under desk assistant while I write about the governance structure of WMATA
My straight classmate: “why are you walking so fast???”
Me: “because I’m gay obviously”
He had never heard of this before and was absolutely confused lol
Me: “because I’m gay obviously”
He had never heard of this before and was absolutely confused lol
November 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
My straight classmate: “why are you walking so fast???”
Me: “because I’m gay obviously”
He had never heard of this before and was absolutely confused lol
Me: “because I’m gay obviously”
He had never heard of this before and was absolutely confused lol
New life plan: isolate and minimize contact to what’s absolutely essential to survive. Literally might throw my phone in the lake and get a new number so nobody can contact me even if they want to.
November 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
New life plan: isolate and minimize contact to what’s absolutely essential to survive. Literally might throw my phone in the lake and get a new number so nobody can contact me even if they want to.
Heyooooo a bitch got her graduate appointment upped to 50% FTE!!! We love stable income!!
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Heyooooo a bitch got her graduate appointment upped to 50% FTE!!! We love stable income!!
“I heard that Zohran Mamdani is going to implement Shania law and force men to get transgender surgery in the recently closed Claire’s. Man? I feel like a woman.” -me after I hit the pen for the 10th time in 5 mins
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
“I heard that Zohran Mamdani is going to implement Shania law and force men to get transgender surgery in the recently closed Claire’s. Man? I feel like a woman.” -me after I hit the pen for the 10th time in 5 mins
I let the limoncello drive the evening and downloaded Grindr. Choices.
“Yeah I’ve got a double date tonight”
The double date in question:
The double date in question:
November 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I let the limoncello drive the evening and downloaded Grindr. Choices.
“Yeah I’ve got a double date tonight”
The double date in question:
The double date in question:
November 9, 2025 at 3:57 AM
“Yeah I’ve got a double date tonight”
The double date in question:
The double date in question:
Driving in Chicago in the rain is such an experience. How many lanes is this road? However many you think there should be. Is this a turn lane or opposing traffic? Who knows. All you need to know is don’t hit anyone or anything
November 9, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Driving in Chicago in the rain is such an experience. How many lanes is this road? However many you think there should be. Is this a turn lane or opposing traffic? Who knows. All you need to know is don’t hit anyone or anything
When you hand your card to the cashier and it is coated in lube from wearing rubber the night before lol
November 8, 2025 at 3:15 PM
When you hand your card to the cashier and it is coated in lube from wearing rubber the night before lol
Why do Chicago drivers INSIST on using their high beams 24/7
November 8, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Why do Chicago drivers INSIST on using their high beams 24/7
Hey mutuals,
I’ve outgrown my ODU onesies. They’re all smalls and I really need a medium these days
I feel stupid selling them so if we are friends and you want a onesie that I’m gonna replace, lemme know and I can give/ship them to you
I’ve outgrown my ODU onesies. They’re all smalls and I really need a medium these days
I feel stupid selling them so if we are friends and you want a onesie that I’m gonna replace, lemme know and I can give/ship them to you
November 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Hey mutuals,
I’ve outgrown my ODU onesies. They’re all smalls and I really need a medium these days
I feel stupid selling them so if we are friends and you want a onesie that I’m gonna replace, lemme know and I can give/ship them to you
I’ve outgrown my ODU onesies. They’re all smalls and I really need a medium these days
I feel stupid selling them so if we are friends and you want a onesie that I’m gonna replace, lemme know and I can give/ship them to you
Another day another change in the Sky Club vape room
November 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Another day another change in the Sky Club vape room
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Yo if you’re the snake furry I met at MIR that’s building his own 3D printed chainmail-esque scale suit thing please respond so I can follow your progress
I’m not sexually into this but I love cool shit so I need to follow
I’m not sexually into this but I love cool shit so I need to follow
October 29, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Yo if you’re the snake furry I met at MIR that’s building his own 3D printed chainmail-esque scale suit thing please respond so I can follow your progress
I’m not sexually into this but I love cool shit so I need to follow
I’m not sexually into this but I love cool shit so I need to follow
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October 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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October 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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October 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
@puppskyler.dog I got bad news bud. She ain’t there
October 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
@puppskyler.dog I got bad news bud. She ain’t there
How I feel going through my life while trying to fail upward into a PhD program
October 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
How I feel going through my life while trying to fail upward into a PhD program
The 2025 chicago marathon winner ran 26.2 miles in 2 hours 2 mins in Chicago. That is an impressive feat in a car let alone on foot.
October 13, 2025 at 1:08 PM
The 2025 chicago marathon winner ran 26.2 miles in 2 hours 2 mins in Chicago. That is an impressive feat in a car let alone on foot.