this is an expression I call "scorny", it's half scared, half horny, like you just saw a really hot demon or ghost.

me when he whips out a chicken sandwich

I legally cannot endorse calling dogs sexy, but my legally binding dogsona can.

look out world, another white skinny cis gay twink is here to smoke dick and kick bubblegums ass.

I got that dog in me, or I am that dog, I suppose.

just lil old, old, I feel old, why do I feel so old, me.