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Purple Haze Crystals
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Self-care isn’t bubble baths. It’s buying more crystals even when your closet looks like a rock museum. 💎✨

#PurpleHazeCrystals #AwakenYourEssence #CrystalSnark
Retro-boho graphic with pink, purple, and teal stripes and a purple-black checkerboard border. Centered is a tweet-style post from Amanda Lyons @purplehazecrystals with a profile photo of a smiling woman. The text reads: “Self-care: buying more crystals even when you already have a closet full.”
November 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Me: “I should budget this month.”
Also me: buys $850 worth of crystals for the perfect vibe. 🤣💎
#CrystalTok #PurpleHazeCrystals #AwakenYourEssence #CrystalAddict
Black background meme with colorful retro smiley faces in corners and text that reads: “Crystal Math: Won’t spend $8 on a generic ornament because that’s ridiculous. Instead, spends $850 on crystals to create the most unique decor…” with @purplehazecrystals at the bottom.
November 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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✨ Crystal Reveal Time! ✨
This vibrant beauty is Blue Apatite 🔵 — known for sparking creativity, boosting motivation, and enhancing intuition.
No foolin’ me!
#CrystalReveal #AwakenYourEssence #PurpleHazeCrystals
Close-up of Blue Apatite crystal showing deep blue color on a retro swirl background. Text reads: “Crystal Reveal – Blue Apatite.” Blue Apatite crystal close-up with caption: “Named from Greek apate (‘to deceive’) for resembling other gems.” Blue Apatite crystal on swirl background. Text reads: “Properties – Enhances intuition | Sparks creativity | Motivates action.” Illustrated crescent moon with sparkles on retro swirl background. Text reads: “No foolin’ me. / Smart guess, smarty pants?”
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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🔵 Guess the Crystal 🔵
This dreamy deep blue stone is all about creativity and motivation. Any guesses?
#GuessTheCrystal #AwakenYourEssence #PurpleHazeCrystals
Close-up of a Blue Apatite crystal showing deep blue coloring on a retro swirl background. Text at the bottom reads: “Guess the Crystal.”
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Therapist: “Stop romanticizing your crystals.”
Me to my crystals: You are expensive. You are aging me financially. You are worth it. 💎✨

#PurpleHazeCrystals #AwakenYourEssence #CrystalSnark
Retro-boho graphic with pink, purple, and teal stripes and a purple-black checkerboard border. Centered is a tweet-style post from Amanda Lyons @purplehazecrystals with a profile photo of a smiling woman. The text reads: “Me to my Crystals: You are beautiful. You are healing. You are powerful. You are too expensive. You are aging me financially. You are worth it.”
November 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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5 easy steps to become my BFF… spoiler: they all involve crystals. 💎 #CrystalHumor
Retro-style meme with smiley faces and star accents on a black background. Text reads: “5 ways to become my BFF: 1) Talk to me about crystals. 2) Text me photos of crystals. 3) Help me pick out crystals. 4) Buy me crystals. 5) Be a crystal.” Handle at the bottom: @purplehazecrystals.
November 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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✨ Crystal Reveal Time! ✨
This fiery beauty is Fire Quartz 🔥 — quartz with hematite inclusions that give it its glow.
Too hot to handle?
#CrystalReveal #AwakenYourEssence #PurpleHazeCrystals
Close-up of Fire Quartz with red hematite streaks in clear quartz on a retro swirl background. Text reads: “Crystal Reveal – Fire Quartz.” Fire Quartz crystal close-up with caption: “Quartz with hematite inclusions gives it a fiery glow.” Fire Quartz crystal on swirl background. Text reads: “Properties – Boosts focus | Balances emotions | Fuels vitality.” Illustrated flame with sparkles on retro swirl background. Text reads: “Too hot to handle? / Bring the heat or miss the beat.”
November 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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🔥 Guess the Crystal 🔥
This stone gets its fire from hematite streaks inside clear quartz. Any guesses?
#GuessTheCrystal #AwakenYourEssence #PurpleHazeCrystals
Slide (Guess the Crystal): Close-up of Fire Quartz crystal with red hematite streaks inside clear quartz on a retro swirl background. Text at the bottom reads: “Guess the Crystal.”
November 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Too many crystals? Impossible. The solution is always: more shelf space, more sparkle, more vibes. 💎✨

#PurpleHazeCrystals #AwakenYourEssence #CrystalSnark
Retro-boho graphic with pink, purple, and teal stripes and a purple-black checkerboard border. Centered is a tweet-style post from Amanda Lyons @purplehazecrystals with a profile photo of a smiling woman. The text reads: “I thought I bought too many crystals for my collection. Then I thought I could just make my collection bigger. Now I think I need more crystals.”
November 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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If you walk a mile in my shoes… hope you’re ready for a crystal haul. 💎🌙 #CrystalHumor
Retro-boho meme with a black background, pastel smiley faces, and star accents. The text reads: “If you walk a mile in my shoes, you’ll end up at a CRYSTAL SHOP shop.” Handle at the bottom: @purplehazecrystals.
November 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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✨ Crystal Reveal Time! ✨
This fiery mix is Ruby in Feldspar ❤️🤍 — a blend of passion and grounding energy.
Hot guess or not?
#CrystalReveal #AwakenYourEssence #PurpleHazeCrystals
Close-up of Ruby in Feldspar with red ruby crystals in pale feldspar matrix on a retro swirl background. Text reads: “Crystal Reveal – Ruby in Feldspar.” Ruby in Feldspar crystal close-up with caption: “A fiery ruby + grounding feldspar combo of passion and stability.” Ruby in Feldspar crystal with retro swirl background. Text reads: “Properties – Ignites passion | Grounds energy | Strengthens will.” Illustrated crystal heart in hands with sparkles on swirl background. Text reads: “Hot guess or not? / Spicy and grounded.”
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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💎 Guess the Crystal time! 💎
This one blends fiery passion with grounding energy. ❤️🤍
Any guesses?
#GuessTheCrystal #AwakenYourEssence #PurpleHazeCrystals
Close-up of Ruby in Feldspar showing red ruby crystals in a pale feldspar matrix on a retro swirl background. Text at the bottom reads: “Guess the Crystal.”
November 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Inner peace? Never heard of her. But shiny rocks? That we’ve got covered. 💎✨ Namaste, bitches.

#PurpleHazeCrystals #AwakenYourEssence #CrystalSnark
Retro-boho graphic with pink, purple, and teal stripes and a purple-black checkerboard border. Centered is a tweet-style post from Amanda Lyons @purplehazecrystals with a profile photo of a smiling woman. The text reads: “At Purple Haze Crystals, we believe that the key to inner peace is spending absurd amounts of money on pretty rocks. Namaste, bitches.”
November 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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If you walk a mile in my shoes… hope you brought cash for the crystal shop 💎😂 #CrystalHumor
Retro-boho meme with smiley faces and stars on a black background. The text says: “If you walk a mile in my shoes, you’ll end up at a CRYSTAL SHOP shop.” At the bottom is the handle @purplehazecrystals.
November 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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✨ Crystal Reveal Time! ✨
This turquoise beauty is Amazonite 🌊 — the “Stone of Courage & Truth,” known for calming nerves and encouraging honesty.
Did you vibe with it?
#CrystalReveal #AwakenYourEssence #PurpleHazeCrystals
Turquoise Amazonite crystal close-up on a retro swirl background with purple banners. Text reads: “Crystal Reveal – Amazonite.” Close-up of Amazonite with banner text. Caption says: “Called the ‘Stone of Courage & Truth,’ used in ancient jewelry.” Amazonite crystal with retro swirl background. Text reads: “Properties – Calms nerves | Promotes honesty | Inspires balance.” Illustrated teal crystal heart with sparkles on swirl background. Text reads: “Did you vibe with it? / Truth tellers only.”
November 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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👀 Can you guess this week’s crystal?
Hint: It’s known as the “Stone of Courage & Truth.” 🌊
Drop your guess below ⬇️
#GuessTheCrystal #AwakenYourEssence #PurpleHazeCrystals
Close-up of a turquoise Amazonite crystal with dark inclusions on a retro swirl background. Text at the bottom reads: “Guess the Crystal.”
November 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Crystals: 47.
Bank account: $4.70.
Worth it. 💎✨

#PurpleHazeCrystals #AwakenYourEssence #CrystalSnark
Retro-boho graphic with pink, purple, and teal stripes and a purple-black checkerboard border. Centered is a tweet-style post from Amanda Lyons @purplehazecrystals with a profile photo of a smiling woman. The text reads: “When you realize that your crystal collection is growing faster than your bank account.”
November 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Crystal lovers only have two modes:
✨ “I need it.”
✨ “But I already have one.”
Decisions, decisions. 😅
Retro-boho style graphic with smiling faces and star doodles on a black background. The text reads: “The ultimate dilemma: Do I buy another powerful crystal? OR Do I actually use the ones I already have? Decisions, decisions.” At the bottom is the handle @purplehazecrystals.
October 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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✨ Crystal Reveal Time! ✨
This bright and bubbly beauty is Orange Calcite 🧡 — the energizer stone that clears stagnant vibes and sparks creativity.
Did you guess this sweet one?
#CrystalReveal #AwakenYourEssence #PurpleHazeCrystals
Close-up of Orange Calcite crystal with bright orange tones on a retro swirl background. Text reads: “Crystal Reveal – Orange Calcite.” Orange Calcite crystal close-up with purple banner text. Caption says: “Known as the energizer stone, it’s all about joy and creativity.” Orange Calcite crystal against retro swirl background. Text reads: “Properties – Boosts vitality | Clears energy | Sparks creativity.” Illustrated crystal cluster with sparkles on swirl background. Text reads: “Orange you glad?”
October 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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This one looks like sunshine you can hold — or maybe a crystal version of orange sherbet. 🍊💎
Any guesses?

#PurpleHazeCrystals #AwakenYourEssence #CrystalGames
Retro-boho graphic with cream, teal, pink, and purple swirls. In the center is a round photo of orange calcite, a crystal with a bold orange color and a slightly waxy, marbled texture. Decorative flower accents sit on the border. At the bottom, bold text reads: “GUESS THE CRYSTAL.”
October 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Overworked? Burnt out? Perfect — I’ve got a shiny rock with your name on it. 💎✨
Inner peace? Optional. Sparkles? Guaranteed.

#PurpleHazeCrystals #AwakenYourEssence #CrystalSnark
Retro-boho graphic with pink, purple, and teal stripes and a purple-black checkerboard border. In the center is a tweet-style post from Amanda Lyons @purplehazecrystals with a profile photo of a smiling woman. The text reads: “Purple Haze Crystals: Where overworked souls go to trade their sanity for a shiny rock in a false sense of inner peace.”
October 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Life tests my patience daily. But nothing compares to watching someone casually mishandle a fragile crystal 😳💎
Retro-boho style graphic with smiley faces and star doodles on a black background. The text reads: “I can handle most things in life. BUT seeing someone mishandle a delicate crystal is NOT one of them.” At the bottom is the handle @purplehazecrystals.
October 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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✨ Crystal Reveal Time! ✨
This swirling purple beauty is Charoite 💜—a rare crystal found only in Siberia. Known for transforming fear into courage and deepening spiritual insight.
Did you guess this one?
#CrystalReveal #AwakenYourEssence #PurpleHazeCrystals
Close-up of Charoite crystal with swirling purple and black patterns on a retro swirl background. Text reads: “Crystal Reveal – Charoite.” Charoite crystal close-up with purple banner text. Caption says: “Only found in Siberia, this purple beauty is rare and one-of-a-kind.” Charoite crystal against retro swirl background. Text reads: “Properties – Transmutes fear | Encourages insight | Aids release.” Illustrated crystal cluster with sparkles on swirl background. Text reads: “Too rare to care.”
October 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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When 80 people said “yes” to your sparkly chaos 😭✨
Grateful, unhinged, and thriving.
#SmallBusinessHumor #PurpleHazeCrystals #CrystalVibes #WitchyEnergy
October 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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This purple powerhouse looks like a cosmic swirl trapped in stone. 💜✨
Any guesses?

#PurpleHazeCrystals #AwakenYourEssence #CrystalGames
Retro-boho graphic with cream, teal, pink, and purple swirls. In the center is a round photo of charoite, a crystal with swirling patterns in rich purple hues. Decorative flower accents sit on the border. At the bottom, bold text reads: “GUESS THE CRYSTAL.”
October 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM