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Penn @purplepenntapus.bsky.social · 16h

His freak ass absolutely would

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Penn @purplepenntapus.bsky.social · 16h

Literally he’s like “say that shit to me in English you coward”

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Penn @purplepenntapus.bsky.social · 17h

Sanji, whispering in Zoro’s ear in French with a sexy voice: If you leave the cabinets open in my fucking kitchen one more time I’m going to filet you like a fish.

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Penn @purplepenntapus.bsky.social · 17h

This is so zosan I’m dying 😭😭😂

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Penn @purplepenntapus.bsky.social · 1d

You ever just really want to read a new fic but trying to find a fic you want to read is too much work so you just sit there hoping one of the writers you like just happens to drop a new story or chapter like

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Penn @purplepenntapus.bsky.social · 5d

I feel this lol, mine is “write a bunch of unrelated scenes for the same general idea before I forget them, then rearrange them like puzzle pieces until they form some semblance of a story, and then fill in the gaps, edit until it makes sense” 😂😂

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Penn @purplepenntapus.bsky.social · 5d

I’m pretty sure the French made it specifically for them

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Penn @purplepenntapus.bsky.social · 5d

*when someone has

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Penn @purplepenntapus.bsky.social · 5d

I think it’s a shame when has Sanji use a French endearment other than “mon chou” for Zoro because it’s just so perfect like what do you MEAN it means “my darling” but directly translates to “my cabbage” ???? That’s so zosan coded I could cry

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Penn @purplepenntapus.bsky.social · 6d

Also most of my shoaling fish don’t have names because they’re hard to tell apart but I’ve named exaclty one (1) of my harlequin rasboras (the orange and black fish) and his name is Luffy because when I put my fingers in the tank he always comes over to nibble me to see if I have food

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Penn @purplepenntapus.bsky.social · 6d

Anyway here’s a video of my gourami ‘Hikaru’

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Penn @purplepenntapus.bsky.social · 6d

I wish I had marketable autism like my computer engineer brother-in-law

Instead I have the autism that makes me build 5 aquariums in my house and have extremely strong opinions about fictional characters

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Penn @purplepenntapus.bsky.social · 7d

TIME TO MAKE THOSE DREAMS A REALITY SANJI CHOP CHOP 👏

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Penn @purplepenntapus.bsky.social · 7d

100% they were made with each other in mind. I think constantly about the early concept Zoro and Sanji who were entirely different but for the fact that they constantly fight even at the most inopportune times lmaoo Oda had the zosan dynamic set in stone before he’d even finished conceptualizing OP

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Penn @purplepenntapus.bsky.social · 7d

Imagine if Oda had never had the idea to give Zoro three earrings to match his three swords. How much worse would the world be if Zoro didn’t have his cunty ass earrings???

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Penn @purplepenntapus.bsky.social · 8d

But you know, expecting powerscalers to pay attention to in-world logic rather than numbers they pulled out of a hat is asking a lot.

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Penn @purplepenntapus.bsky.social · 8d

A. He has a much more established reputation, having been well known even before joining Luffy.

And B: Sanji not fighting women is a pretty obvious weakness that can be exploited against him. It doesn’t make him less strong, but it does make him less dangerous.

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Penn @purplepenntapus.bsky.social · 8d

(Often to their own detriment) it’s more accurate to say it’s based on how much of a threat the world government thinks you are to their world order. Hence why 8 year old Robin had a 79k bounty. And there’s a few particular factors why I think the WG would consider Zoro a larger threat than Sanji

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Penn @purplepenntapus.bsky.social · 8d

Tbh I think something powerscalers overlook when arguing that Zoro is /obviously/ way more powerful than Sanji because of their bounties is the fact that while Zoro and Sanji treat it like a strength competition, and people in universe often use it as a way to gauge someone’s strength

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Penn @purplepenntapus.bsky.social · 9d

🫶

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Penn @purplepenntapus.bsky.social · 9d

“So what are you doing with your English degree”

I give fan fic authors in-depth, technical compliments about their writing because it makes me happy to let writers know that the care and thought they put into their stories is noticed and appreciated

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Penn @purplepenntapus.bsky.social · 9d

Forgot I hadn't posted these. My sisters and I all made The Amazing Digital Circus ocs/sonas. Mine is a little snow globe axolotl named Bauble lol

#TADC

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Penn @purplepenntapus.bsky.social · 10d

One of the reasons I lean towards bottom Sanji is because his flexibility is wasted as a top lmao

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Penn @purplepenntapus.bsky.social · 11d

YEAH, anytime I see people put the Hikarus against each other like they would hate each other I’m like nooooooooo they understand each other 🥺

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Penn @purplepenntapus.bsky.social · 11d

YEAH and Yoshiki’s perspective of that scene where he’s expecting to be disgusted by ‘Hikaru’s touch but then finds himself enjoying it and is startled by that.

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