— 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙋𝙪𝙧𝙧𝙛𝙚𝙘𝙩 𝙀𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜
@purrfectmultimuse.bsky.social
RP / PARODY, NOT ASSOCIATED WITH ANYBODY
I think I liked it better when there was only one of us each...
September 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I think I liked it better when there was only one of us each...
[ Her eyes go wide, falling silent as she stares at Patches with an expression full of hurt. ]
You're wrong, Patches... I've seen the good that you can do when you let yourself.
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You're wrong, Patches... I've seen the good that you can do when you let yourself.
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September 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
[ Her eyes go wide, falling silent as she stares at Patches with an expression full of hurt. ]
You're wrong, Patches... I've seen the good that you can do when you let yourself.
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You're wrong, Patches... I've seen the good that you can do when you let yourself.
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[ Ginger jolts in surprise, scuttling backwards slightly, though she still doesn't have it in her mind to flee entirely. ]
.. I figured you weren't him, but I still don't take back anything that I said.
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.. I figured you weren't him, but I still don't take back anything that I said.
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September 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
[ Ginger jolts in surprise, scuttling backwards slightly, though she still doesn't have it in her mind to flee entirely. ]
.. I figured you weren't him, but I still don't take back anything that I said.
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.. I figured you weren't him, but I still don't take back anything that I said.
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Patches...
[ She follows his gaze, her eyes lingering on the ground for a moment. ]
You don't have to lie to me... I know you don't like talking about yourself, but.. aren't we supposed to be friends now?
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[ She follows his gaze, her eyes lingering on the ground for a moment. ]
You don't have to lie to me... I know you don't like talking about yourself, but.. aren't we supposed to be friends now?
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September 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Patches...
[ She follows his gaze, her eyes lingering on the ground for a moment. ]
You don't have to lie to me... I know you don't like talking about yourself, but.. aren't we supposed to be friends now?
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[ She follows his gaze, her eyes lingering on the ground for a moment. ]
You don't have to lie to me... I know you don't like talking about yourself, but.. aren't we supposed to be friends now?
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N-Not long!
[ She squeaks, immediately hiding herself behind her long hair. ]
Sorry, I just.. thought I should see if you were alright. You looked, um...
[ She awkwardly gestures to him with her paw, doing her best to convey her point without having to say anything that might come off as rude. ]
[ She squeaks, immediately hiding herself behind her long hair. ]
Sorry, I just.. thought I should see if you were alright. You looked, um...
[ She awkwardly gestures to him with her paw, doing her best to convey her point without having to say anything that might come off as rude. ]
September 10, 2025 at 5:25 AM
N-Not long!
[ She squeaks, immediately hiding herself behind her long hair. ]
Sorry, I just.. thought I should see if you were alright. You looked, um...
[ She awkwardly gestures to him with her paw, doing her best to convey her point without having to say anything that might come off as rude. ]
[ She squeaks, immediately hiding herself behind her long hair. ]
Sorry, I just.. thought I should see if you were alright. You looked, um...
[ She awkwardly gestures to him with her paw, doing her best to convey her point without having to say anything that might come off as rude. ]
Patches?
[ A small, familiar voice rings out from behind him. She seems uneasy, rooted in place as she watches him from afar. ]
Are you..?
[ Her voice trails off, her question going unspoken as she tentatively takes a few steps closer. ]
[ A small, familiar voice rings out from behind him. She seems uneasy, rooted in place as she watches him from afar. ]
Are you..?
[ Her voice trails off, her question going unspoken as she tentatively takes a few steps closer. ]
September 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Patches?
[ A small, familiar voice rings out from behind him. She seems uneasy, rooted in place as she watches him from afar. ]
Are you..?
[ Her voice trails off, her question going unspoken as she tentatively takes a few steps closer. ]
[ A small, familiar voice rings out from behind him. She seems uneasy, rooted in place as she watches him from afar. ]
Are you..?
[ Her voice trails off, her question going unspoken as she tentatively takes a few steps closer. ]
// just realized i still haven't made an actual pinned for this account. Hell yes
September 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
// just realized i still haven't made an actual pinned for this account. Hell yes
Reposted by — 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙋𝙪𝙧𝙧𝙛𝙚𝙘𝙩 𝙀𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜
I'm 𝗢𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲, and I've c-come
to terms with my own
death...!
to terms with my own
death...!
September 1, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I'm 𝗢𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲, and I've c-come
to terms with my own
death...!
to terms with my own
death...!
Haha.. I had a feeling you'd say something like that.
.. I just hope that I'm actually worth the trouble, I'd hate to burden you all just because you feel obligated to keep me around..
.. I just hope that I'm actually worth the trouble, I'd hate to burden you all just because you feel obligated to keep me around..
July 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Haha.. I had a feeling you'd say something like that.
.. I just hope that I'm actually worth the trouble, I'd hate to burden you all just because you feel obligated to keep me around..
.. I just hope that I'm actually worth the trouble, I'd hate to burden you all just because you feel obligated to keep me around..
What they think about me isn't the issue.. I just can't help but feel like a burden for all of the negative attention that I bring.
You've all done so much for me, and yet all I seem to do is tarnish the family reputation by just being here..
You've all done so much for me, and yet all I seem to do is tarnish the family reputation by just being here..
July 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
What they think about me isn't the issue.. I just can't help but feel like a burden for all of the negative attention that I bring.
You've all done so much for me, and yet all I seem to do is tarnish the family reputation by just being here..
You've all done so much for me, and yet all I seem to do is tarnish the family reputation by just being here..
I'm.. not sure I will.
They might not say anything, but I know what those stares mean.. it's how the other dogs would look at me in school, like I'm some freak of nature.
They might not say anything, but I know what those stares mean.. it's how the other dogs would look at me in school, like I'm some freak of nature.
July 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I'm.. not sure I will.
They might not say anything, but I know what those stares mean.. it's how the other dogs would look at me in school, like I'm some freak of nature.
They might not say anything, but I know what those stares mean.. it's how the other dogs would look at me in school, like I'm some freak of nature.
The worst part about coming from such a high profile family is having to attend so many important events.. There's always so many stares..
July 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
The worst part about coming from such a high profile family is having to attend so many important events.. There's always so many stares..
You ever meet Patches? He's that Dalmatian who helps run the literature club-- kinda keeps to himself most of the time, so I dunno if you've ever met him.
I wouldn't say he's exactly a shoplifting prodigy like us, but he sort of does whatever he wants, even if it isn't super legal.
I wouldn't say he's exactly a shoplifting prodigy like us, but he sort of does whatever he wants, even if it isn't super legal.
June 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
You ever meet Patches? He's that Dalmatian who helps run the literature club-- kinda keeps to himself most of the time, so I dunno if you've ever met him.
I wouldn't say he's exactly a shoplifting prodigy like us, but he sort of does whatever he wants, even if it isn't super legal.
I wouldn't say he's exactly a shoplifting prodigy like us, but he sort of does whatever he wants, even if it isn't super legal.
Hey, thank yourself for being so freakin' cool.
I mean seriously, I can only think of one other guy in town that wouldn't tear my head off for shoplifting.. and we aren't exactly compatible like *that.*
Plus, you're just a real cutie.
I mean seriously, I can only think of one other guy in town that wouldn't tear my head off for shoplifting.. and we aren't exactly compatible like *that.*
Plus, you're just a real cutie.
June 18, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Hey, thank yourself for being so freakin' cool.
I mean seriously, I can only think of one other guy in town that wouldn't tear my head off for shoplifting.. and we aren't exactly compatible like *that.*
Plus, you're just a real cutie.
I mean seriously, I can only think of one other guy in town that wouldn't tear my head off for shoplifting.. and we aren't exactly compatible like *that.*
Plus, you're just a real cutie.
I dunno, are you ever gonna stop being a dork?
[ She giggles, fishing a paw into the bag of treats that sat beside her. ]
Don't, by the way. You're just perfect the way you are.
[ She giggles, fishing a paw into the bag of treats that sat beside her. ]
Don't, by the way. You're just perfect the way you are.
June 17, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I dunno, are you ever gonna stop being a dork?
[ She giggles, fishing a paw into the bag of treats that sat beside her. ]
Don't, by the way. You're just perfect the way you are.
[ She giggles, fishing a paw into the bag of treats that sat beside her. ]
Don't, by the way. You're just perfect the way you are.
Hey, it's okay!
[ She gives his paw a reassuring squeeze, leaning in to plant a kiss on his cheek. ]
And yeah, I'm real lucky..
Even luckier now that I have you, ya' big dork.
[ She gives his paw a reassuring squeeze, leaning in to plant a kiss on his cheek. ]
And yeah, I'm real lucky..
Even luckier now that I have you, ya' big dork.
June 2, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Hey, it's okay!
[ She gives his paw a reassuring squeeze, leaning in to plant a kiss on his cheek. ]
And yeah, I'm real lucky..
Even luckier now that I have you, ya' big dork.
[ She gives his paw a reassuring squeeze, leaning in to plant a kiss on his cheek. ]
And yeah, I'm real lucky..
Even luckier now that I have you, ya' big dork.
It.. was pretty terrifying. I didn't know it was possible for people to lose that much blood, haha..
[ She laughs awkwardly, her gaze drifting off as her expression darkens. ]
I mean, I hid in the bathroom for most of it, but I really didn't think I was gonna get to go home that day.
[ She laughs awkwardly, her gaze drifting off as her expression darkens. ]
I mean, I hid in the bathroom for most of it, but I really didn't think I was gonna get to go home that day.
May 30, 2025 at 6:11 AM
It.. was pretty terrifying. I didn't know it was possible for people to lose that much blood, haha..
[ She laughs awkwardly, her gaze drifting off as her expression darkens. ]
I mean, I hid in the bathroom for most of it, but I really didn't think I was gonna get to go home that day.
[ She laughs awkwardly, her gaze drifting off as her expression darkens. ]
I mean, I hid in the bathroom for most of it, but I really didn't think I was gonna get to go home that day.
Right?
[ She smiles, interlocking her fingers with his as she uses her free paw to fish into the bag of dog treats. ]
It's kinda crazy to think about considering how awful things were just a little bit ago..
I never would've guessed that things could turn out like this, but I'm glad they did.
[ She smiles, interlocking her fingers with his as she uses her free paw to fish into the bag of dog treats. ]
It's kinda crazy to think about considering how awful things were just a little bit ago..
I never would've guessed that things could turn out like this, but I'm glad they did.
May 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Right?
[ She smiles, interlocking her fingers with his as she uses her free paw to fish into the bag of dog treats. ]
It's kinda crazy to think about considering how awful things were just a little bit ago..
I never would've guessed that things could turn out like this, but I'm glad they did.
[ She smiles, interlocking her fingers with his as she uses her free paw to fish into the bag of dog treats. ]
It's kinda crazy to think about considering how awful things were just a little bit ago..
I never would've guessed that things could turn out like this, but I'm glad they did.
You've got arms and legs, don't you? Sure we could find somethin' to do.
And, I can tell that you're just as bored as I am. You don't ever sit all.. zoned out or whatever; you're always doing something, even if it's just reading.
And, I can tell that you're just as bored as I am. You don't ever sit all.. zoned out or whatever; you're always doing something, even if it's just reading.
May 12, 2025 at 6:37 AM
You've got arms and legs, don't you? Sure we could find somethin' to do.
And, I can tell that you're just as bored as I am. You don't ever sit all.. zoned out or whatever; you're always doing something, even if it's just reading.
And, I can tell that you're just as bored as I am. You don't ever sit all.. zoned out or whatever; you're always doing something, even if it's just reading.
Yeah, don't act too excited to see me.
Look man, I'm bored as hell, and you're the only one that's any fun around here.. even if you're still a creepy serial killer right now.
Look man, I'm bored as hell, and you're the only one that's any fun around here.. even if you're still a creepy serial killer right now.
May 12, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Yeah, don't act too excited to see me.
Look man, I'm bored as hell, and you're the only one that's any fun around here.. even if you're still a creepy serial killer right now.
Look man, I'm bored as hell, and you're the only one that's any fun around here.. even if you're still a creepy serial killer right now.
Nah, just when I'm spending time with my super cute boyfriend!
[ Reaching the field, she finally lets go of his paw, plopping herself down in the grass and patting the spot next to her while she glances up towards the clouds. ]
Oh man, this is the life.
[ Reaching the field, she finally lets go of his paw, plopping herself down in the grass and patting the spot next to her while she glances up towards the clouds. ]
Oh man, this is the life.
May 12, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Nah, just when I'm spending time with my super cute boyfriend!
[ Reaching the field, she finally lets go of his paw, plopping herself down in the grass and patting the spot next to her while she glances up towards the clouds. ]
Oh man, this is the life.
[ Reaching the field, she finally lets go of his paw, plopping herself down in the grass and patting the spot next to her while she glances up towards the clouds. ]
Oh man, this is the life.
[ Poke. ]
Sup, dude.
Sup, dude.
May 12, 2025 at 5:58 AM
[ Poke. ]
Sup, dude.
Sup, dude.
Oh. My. DOG.
Do you even have to ask? C'mon, let's ditch this joint!!
[ She takes his paw in her own, immediately bolting for the field. ]
Do you even have to ask? C'mon, let's ditch this joint!!
[ She takes his paw in her own, immediately bolting for the field. ]
May 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Oh. My. DOG.
Do you even have to ask? C'mon, let's ditch this joint!!
[ She takes his paw in her own, immediately bolting for the field. ]
Do you even have to ask? C'mon, let's ditch this joint!!
[ She takes his paw in her own, immediately bolting for the field. ]
[ Swiping the chocolate bar out of his paw. ]
Yeah, yeah, whatever. Hey, here's a token of my gratitude.
[ She's now flipping him off like the very mature dog that she is. ]
Yeah, yeah, whatever. Hey, here's a token of my gratitude.
[ She's now flipping him off like the very mature dog that she is. ]
May 9, 2025 at 2:01 AM
[ Swiping the chocolate bar out of his paw. ]
Yeah, yeah, whatever. Hey, here's a token of my gratitude.
[ She's now flipping him off like the very mature dog that she is. ]
Yeah, yeah, whatever. Hey, here's a token of my gratitude.
[ She's now flipping him off like the very mature dog that she is. ]