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elm

@putridbiomass.bsky.social

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elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · Jun 19

the internet was made for thirst traps and posting about killing myself

elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 16m

>calls me cutie
>takes 24-36 hours to text back

im getting mixed signals and it makes me anxious

elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 2d

got a text from her that started with "hey cutie :)" and all my mental illness just evaporated

elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 3h

pronouncing gallons with a soft g

elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 18h

alright, yeah

elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 23h

some motherfucker in a juck blocking the whole alleyway MOVE ASSHOLE

elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 1d

things ive fermented from best to worst:

juice from canned mandarin orange
baja blast
kool aid bursts
monster (sugar free & original)
root beer
blue sunkist
peppermints
melted gummy bears

elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 1d

i should ferment more strange liquids but i have no good ideas

elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 1d

pushing kentmere 400 to 6400 went so well that one time i wanna see if i can get it to 12800

elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 1d

they are so friendly and kind and beautiful creatures and even if they were none of those things they would still deserve our love

elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 1d

the woke left hates facing the truth that house centipedes are cute

baby house centipede 😭

elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 1d

my hair will really be looking its absolute best at 10:56pm on a tuesday night

elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 1d

i love chicago but i would never ever ever want to live there

elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 1d

i think its kinda funny how even though i grew up in the chicago suburbs i go far more often now as an adult who lives 400 miles away

elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 1d

browsing someones files on soulseek and instantly clocking them as a tranny

elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 1d

"the fact that you have no particular fetish besides robots does make me feel like a degenerate"

elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 2d

got a text from her that started with "hey cutie :)" and all my mental illness just evaporated

elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 2d

yeah dawg i just gotta lock in then ill be fine

elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 2d

had a dream last night where i was smoking cigarettes and wearing an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and i looked really hot

elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 2d

chocolate chip pancake for girls who didnt go to work today

elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 2d

crazy how terrible bedhead looks with bangs

elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 2d

sibling just texted me "hey if i died would you take my cat"

elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 2d

i need something to look forward to

elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 3d

texted my ex and lemme tell ya that was not a good decision in my current mental state

elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 3d

plympus

elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 3d

bsky.app/profile/putr...

elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 27d

tamagotchi murder suicide

elm @putridbiomass.bsky.social · 3d

took the batteries out of my tamagotchis because i cant handle that right now