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Satchman Deerspooker.

@puttepulver.bsky.social

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Frilansande feltänkare. (to my old mutuals, i am "Sven")

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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · Aug 8

Dick in the air, awaiting some negative pressure.

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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 5d

Toes can be lived without. (I guess a leg too, but that'd be way harder).

Oh Tiffy, get well and back to life soon! ❤️

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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 5d

That's a keeper.

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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 5d

Glad to be back on #foodsky and behold this beauty...
😐

Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 5d

It's october, and i'm in scandinavia. I should wear jorts while doing it, right?

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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 5d

Fuck that! My brother got septicaemia from a just a small prick wound on his leg and got hospitalized for weeks, and there were talks about amputation.
Luckily the 9th try with different antibiotics worked, and it turned out just fine.

Damn. Life can take some steep turns sometimes.

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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 5d

They got the tiddies, and they can also fart.
Women are the best.

Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 5d

This reminds me to make another batch of beef jorky.

a group of people are dancing in the sand on a beach .

ALT: a group of people are dancing in the sand on a beach .

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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 5d

Hey. Went offline for a few weeks, and just now saw this whole "leg being a bitch" thing.
Hope you're allright!

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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 5d

@mozsab.bsky.social @db007.bsky.social
@prairie-druid.net
@metalfreakneo.bsky.social
(And everyone else i forgot)

Come say hi there, it's a safe space with nice ppl. And if you're lucky enough to time it right, i'll be doing some bs in voice chat with a really weird accent.

Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 5d

You can find me here, and i think i ain't gonna bother much with bsky.

🎃⛓ Alicia La'Fey ⛓🎃 @allieinchains.bsky.social · 9d

So grateful for my discord community. Truly don't know how I managed to be blessed with such a big/active and kind community whereas many other musician/band servers are... not that. I count my lucky stars though to be surrounded by good people.

You're always welcome

discord.com/invite/nvPUR...

Join the The Alicia CorDiscord Discord Server!

Check out the The Alicia CorDiscord community on Discord - hang out with 157 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 5d

I'd say i rather check in there than other social media, on my limited time doing bullshit on the internet.

TY so much for that invite, a while ago.

Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 20d

Taking a pause, y'all. 🫡

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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 21d

Following with curious interest....
What local news should i subscribe to?

Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 21d

I should at least be able to sneak in a couple of those vibrating penis rings, right? But how do i charge them?

Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 21d

Ok, so this whole rapture thing. Are we supposed to pack anything? Can i bring my sex toys, and how many pets can i bring?

Will i get picked up, or do i have to go to the bus stop?

So many questions.

Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 21d

If i were a vaper, this could have been me. 😬

"In an effort to mask my scent and get the big buck today I put Doe in heat in my e-cig. Needless to say, it didn't work, and now my moth taste like deer pussy"

Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 21d

a football player is kneeling on the field while another player stands behind him .

ALT: a football player is kneeling on the field while another player stands behind him .

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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 21d

Lovely, but i don't really recognize myself in that portrait. Must have been a really shitty day...

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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 21d

My ass just took a huge sigh of relief, in your honor.🌬

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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 21d

It has come to my attention that it's "bisexual visibility day" today.

Here's my proud bisexual face taken during my trip to Iceland.

Behave in the comment section, and dickpics may be submitted to the Penis Museum in Reykjavik, rather than to my inbox plz.

A very gray, bisexual and weathered man, with a gray cap in a gray landscape.

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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 21d

Damn, i had no idea (never even knew there was such a thing).
Now i just need to figure out how to celebrate it. 🍻

Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 22d

Yesn't!

Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 22d

🤌

peter griffin and brian from family guy stand in a deli

ALT: peter griffin and brian from family guy stand in a deli

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Satchman Deerspooker. @puttepulver.bsky.social · 22d

For me, it has to be the hot dog.
I eat them out of necessity ofc, and i don't hate them. It just does 0% to my brain. Just tummy stuffing.