purplewooper
@pvrplewooper.bsky.social
Bsky’s premiere non-binary shitposting amphibian #YASS 😍😍
Ty • they/them • 28 • Seattle 🌃
My interests include but are not limited to: pokemon, pop music, JRPGS, drag race and sci-fi/fantasy! Please do not take anything I say seriously
Ty • they/them • 28 • Seattle 🌃
My interests include but are not limited to: pokemon, pop music, JRPGS, drag race and sci-fi/fantasy! Please do not take anything I say seriously
Pinned
First joint of 2026 🤩 but why my outfit lowkey giving Christmas with the red and the green 🤔
Moose knuckler fuckler
January 30, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Moose knuckler fuckler
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me when my soap is too soft
need to lie more
January 30, 2026 at 8:55 PM
me when my soap is too soft
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purplewooper one minute after creating their bluesky account:
I think I might just start saying crazy shit if I don’t get more attention
January 30, 2026 at 8:46 PM
purplewooper one minute after creating their bluesky account:
What the caged bird with Stockholm Syndrome be singing about:
But I like my cage 🤭😘
January 30, 2026 at 8:24 PM
What the caged bird with Stockholm Syndrome be singing about:
Dot’s homestyle pretzels could fuck this pussy raw btw
January 30, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Dot’s homestyle pretzels could fuck this pussy raw btw
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Me when I also went up that hill with Jack and Jill, but I was cursed by a witch to turn into a horse that is constantly throwing up, so I galloped into town to tell the villagers that Jack fell down a
January 20, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Me when I also went up that hill with Jack and Jill, but I was cursed by a witch to turn into a horse that is constantly throwing up, so I galloped into town to tell the villagers that Jack fell down a
Baby how about you touchdown your balls in my end zone while you’re plunging that cock deep inside my muntgina
January 30, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Baby how about you touchdown your balls in my end zone while you’re plunging that cock deep inside my muntgina
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Only gay sex will make me feel better
January 30, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Only gay sex will make me feel better
Can we talk about how both queens in ukvtw3 ep1 ate that lip sync but gawdland was so emotive and raw and effortless and stunning and should’ve won the lip sync and actually ru could’ve called the whole season there and named gawdland the winner
January 30, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Can we talk about how both queens in ukvtw3 ep1 ate that lip sync but gawdland was so emotive and raw and effortless and stunning and should’ve won the lip sync and actually ru could’ve called the whole season there and named gawdland the winner
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i don’t know england i only know gawdland
January 30, 2026 at 5:25 PM
i don’t know england i only know gawdland
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Happy fcfriday 😻 let’s get me bred 😋
January 30, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Happy fcfriday 😻 let’s get me bred 😋
Purplewooper tighter than most 🙂↕️
January 30, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Purplewooper tighter than most 🙂↕️
Bad thoughts sticking to me like tar
Sometimes I forget I’m a purplewooper star
Sometimes I forget I’m a purplewooper star
January 30, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Bad thoughts sticking to me like tar
Sometimes I forget I’m a purplewooper star
Sometimes I forget I’m a purplewooper star
I think I might just start saying crazy shit if I don’t get more attention
January 30, 2026 at 5:03 PM
I think I might just start saying crazy shit if I don’t get more attention
Oomf doesn’t know it yet but they’re nonbinary asf
January 30, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Oomf doesn’t know it yet but they’re nonbinary asf
I need your stinky stinky pits to be my medication
January 30, 2026 at 4:16 PM
I need your stinky stinky pits to be my medication
Imagine smoking a bowl with purplewooper and you have to hear me say shit like buttbortion and muntgina irl
January 30, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Imagine smoking a bowl with purplewooper and you have to hear me say shit like buttbortion and muntgina irl
Baby that’s lowkey my muntgina
January 30, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Baby that’s lowkey my muntgina
The second CUMMING of Jesus will be a butt baby NYASS
January 30, 2026 at 3:58 PM
The second CUMMING of Jesus will be a butt baby NYASS
If you like Brady’s quote post but not my original post I will shoot you with a gun.
January 30, 2026 at 3:54 PM
If you like Brady’s quote post but not my original post I will shoot you with a gun.
Baby don’t you know that’s I’ve got that power
Raining down on you like a golden shower
Pissin in your mouth, keep it sweet and sour
Burning in my tip, an eternal flower
Raining down on you like a golden shower
Pissin in your mouth, keep it sweet and sour
Burning in my tip, an eternal flower
January 30, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Baby don’t you know that’s I’ve got that power
Raining down on you like a golden shower
Pissin in your mouth, keep it sweet and sour
Burning in my tip, an eternal flower
Raining down on you like a golden shower
Pissin in your mouth, keep it sweet and sour
Burning in my tip, an eternal flower
FMYFCFB
Feed Me Your Fat Cock Friday, Bro
Feed Me Your Fat Cock Friday, Bro
January 30, 2026 at 3:40 PM
FMYFCFB
Feed Me Your Fat Cock Friday, Bro
Feed Me Your Fat Cock Friday, Bro
Puss puss so wet under these bed sheets (cause I accidentally peed in my sleep 😔)
January 30, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Puss puss so wet under these bed sheets (cause I accidentally peed in my sleep 😔)
If bestie can’t secure packs from the new pokemon tcg series today she will have to be dealt with 🔪🔫🩸
January 30, 2026 at 3:27 PM
If bestie can’t secure packs from the new pokemon tcg series today she will have to be dealt with 🔪🔫🩸