Paul Frank
@pwgfrank.bsky.social
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Blue Jays fan. Cupholder enthusiast.
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I did try to warn them.
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Start spreading the news.

We're gonna fuck you up.
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GET IN THERE, BUCK

TARPS OFF
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Yeah but obviously I'd have follow-up questions.
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If we lock it down tonight, do we titty fuck Marlins Man?

These are the questions.
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WHO JUST STRUCK OUT AARON JUDGE IN A POSTSEASON GAME AT YANKEE STADIUM?

BRAYDON FUCKING FISHER DID
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That would explain a lot.
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"Yes, question for Tony Randazzo.

Respectfully, how does Aaron Judge's asshole taste?

Who me?

I'm Paul Frank.

A famous sports reporter!"
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VLADDY, DON'T EVER CHANGE, SWEETIE 😘
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Yeah, that's a big nope from me.
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I don't know quite how to put this but if IKF starts one more playoff game for us, I am going to eat my own dick.
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Boone, no offense but you are fucking fired, bro.
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VLADDY TOUCHES HOME WITH HIS

GREAAAAAAAT

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😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
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I noticed they're not booing IKF.
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"Mr Boone, I'm afraid you've tested positive for Vladimir Guerrero Jr.

There is no cure and your dick will probably fall off.

I'm a doctor.

Thank you."
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Boo him again. I fucking dare you.
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I just sorta think it would be neat if the Yankees never won a World Series again.
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Dear future grandchildren.

I was there the time Trey Yesavage struck out 10 New York Yankees in four playoff innings.
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Oh go lose a ball in the lights.

You pointless fucking giant.
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THE SHITTY GUY DID A THING
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This land is your land. This land is Varland.
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Absolutely. Once the Yankees are in his Rearviewmirror.
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Can't find a better man.
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You know something? I am having fun!