Joe Slowik
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Joe Slowik
@pylos.co
Threat Intel / CTI / OT / ICS / Critical Infra stuff along with other things. I genuinely care, and wish others did too.

Website: pylos.co
Training/Consulting: paralus.co
Good morning. I woke up in a weird mood, don't judge.
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Sum 41 - Fatlip
YouTube video by Sum41VEVO
www.youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Lots of people looking at this report (siepr.stanford.edu/publications...) and saying "lol stupid UK" - while the US is basically doing the same/similar at a much larger scale RIGHT NOW.
The Economic Impact of Brexit
Other
siepr.stanford.edu
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The Jester's Dance
YouTube video by In Flames - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Genesis Mission? Really??
two men looking at each other with one wearing a red shirt with the letter t on the front
ALT: two men looking at each other with one wearing a red shirt with the letter t on the front
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I'm offering a rare public Applied #CTI training course for cyber threat intelligence in evening North America/morning Australia/Asia in January - register your interest soon if you would like to attend mission-focused #ThreatIntel training!
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Paralus LLC: Applied Threat Intelligence
Hello and thank you for your interest in a workshop focusing on Applied Threat Intelligence! Scheduling: 12-16 January 2026 (Five Days) 1700-1900 US Eastern/2200-0000 Central European/0900-1100 Austr...
forms.gle
November 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
This is basically the way to get all sorts of decent office furniture, bonus if you live somewhere like Northern California or Greater DC that have lots of office turnover periodically...
November 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Oh someone wrote a dumb NYT op-ed?
November 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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"Each of my parking spots is precisely three inches longer and two inches narrower than the average parking spot. The designers say it is to save money and be economically friendly, but I know the truth: my only goal is to fuck you up."
I Am a Trader Joe’s Parking Lot and I Am Here to Destroy You
My game begins at once: a team of crack architects and city planners conspire to bring me to your city. People rejoice, and so do I, for the game i...
buff.ly
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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In honor of Chicago's dumbest tradition, Shawnimals and I made THE MUST HAVE gift of the year- the Dibs Chair inaction figure- a toy which can double as a holiday ornament! Get em while you can- available as singles, 5 packs and 10 packs!
November 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Nice to see a collection of countries with a population less than Florida have a stiffer spine than the US.

Both good and embarrassing at once.
November 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Audioslave - Cochise (Official Video)
YouTube video by AudioslaveVEVO
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Dialogue with the Stars
YouTube video by In Flames - Topic
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Cl0p popping Bechtel is almost kinda brave
November 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Here's my unpopular take:

Hot pot is an unsanitary cesspool of disease and misery and should be avoided at all cost.
November 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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i'm still laughing that that lady had a FaceTime affair with a diseased rock monster with a brain worm

fellas there is no reason not to have hope
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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We have a job opening in our Community Defense Program (CDP) which gives small utilities free access to the Dragos Platform. This opening is a chance to do some truly meaningful work for the community.

Job Description: job-boards.greenhous...

CDP Description:
www.dragos.com/commu...
Associate Project Manager
Hanover, MD
job-boards.greenhouse.io
November 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Project what??
November 17, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I watched Inherent Vice on a flight the other day and one scene in particular has stuck with me since
November 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Neon Genesis Evangelion
Episode 7
The Works of Man
A Human Work
November 15, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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#PIVOTcon26 registration is now OPEN 🤟📷 #ThreatResearch #ThreatIntel 📷https://pivotcon.org
Please read carefully the whole 🧵 for the rules about invite -> registration (1/6)🌐
a man says where do i register in front of a woman
ALT: a man says where do i register in front of a woman
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
“What do influential women carry in their bag”

In tech? Bear spray maybe?
November 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Yeah IU won but still (Berman voice circa 1998): THATS WHY THEY PLAY THE GAMES
November 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
W.A.S.P. - Wild Child
YouTube video by Heskil
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November 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM