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Joe Slowik
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Threat Intel / CTI / OT / ICS / Critical Infra stuff along with other things. I genuinely care, and wish others did too.

Website: pylos.co
Training/Consulting: paralus.co
Me today, minus the coke
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Goodfellas (1990)(Harry Nilsson - Jump Into The Fire)
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January 12, 2026 at 9:45 PM
I’m at a Starbucks right now and I can get “protein infused foam” for my coffee. Pretty sure we Americans have PLENTY of exposure to protein…
January 12, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Looks majestic. Sorry for the loss of your friend.
January 10, 2026 at 4:27 AM
He’s making his grocery list for tomorrow
January 10, 2026 at 2:12 AM
This is getting out of hand
January 10, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Reposted by Joe Slowik
HAPPY FRIDAY!!! Our Agenda is now live! Check it out!
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January 9, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Hey, at least it wasn't SCI/TK this time around 😅
Holy cow: TRUMP LEAKED THIS MORNING'S PAYROLL NUMBERS.

At 8:20pm last night he posted a photo of a briefing he received from his CEA. It reveals market-moving numbers that were officially released at 8:30am this morning.

(Note: CEA receives the data—confidentially—on Thursday evening.)
January 9, 2026 at 4:09 PM
If you're not up for the risk of putting others before self, then the designation of "hero" simply doesn't belong to you. And its time we recoginize that most embracing this title are mere functionaries collecting a paycheck. Anyway, all I got. Good night. 4/4
January 8, 2026 at 11:46 PM
That seems to defy any notion of heroism - if you're just taking care of no. 1, then why the fuck should anyone look up to you as being something or someone better? The world where looking at a police officer "wrong" results in an immediate death sentence is not one of heroes but of villains. 3/4
January 8, 2026 at 11:46 PM
What's infuriating about hero worship in US right now is that it hinges on simply wearing the uniform as opposed to what you do inside it. Because we've seen a dramatic push, particularly in police and military ciricles, where ANYTHING is justified to save self at the expnse of others. 2/4
January 8, 2026 at 11:46 PM
My dad (RIP pop, miss you) was a Chicago police officer for over 30 years. We got into a LOT of arguments over time. One of the things was about what being a "hero" means, but we actually came to agreement on that one - that if you really want to be a "hero," that means putting others over self. 1/4
January 8, 2026 at 11:46 PM
King Leopold's Ghost is solid (if also incredibly sad)
January 8, 2026 at 11:38 PM
We're close but not quite 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒃𝒂𝒅 just yet.

But very close.
January 8, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Also, "Starting at approximately 2am" is useless info on its own - timezone plz since people don't standardize on UTC like they should
January 8, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Happy 2026!
January 8, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Might follow with the both more insane but now slightly more on the mark story

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Little Bird
Director/screenwriter DARCY VAN POELGEEST boasts a long list of awards and accolades for his storytelling prowess and brings the same writing finesse to IAN BERTRAM's breathtakingly detailed artwork i...
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January 8, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Might reread this tonight

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January 8, 2026 at 3:09 AM
I fucking quit
January 8, 2026 at 12:26 AM
I hate this timeline
January 8, 2026 at 12:25 AM
There are laws and shit about this but oh well.

Also glosses over that the murder victim was given simultaneous, contradictory orders immediately prior to their execution.
January 8, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Speaking of just making shit up...
January 7, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Firing up S1E11 of Andor this afternoon
January 7, 2026 at 7:48 PM
The victim was white, and a US Citizen. And this matters… how? Extrajudicial killing is an issue irrespective of the nature, status, and similar of the victim. I worry we’re slow walking into spaces where these actions are “ok” with the right victim biography….
January 7, 2026 at 7:39 PM