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Queen @q5u4ex7yy2e9ntxt.bsky.social · 45m

* (I Did Not Ask Him I Did Not Ask Him I Did Not Ask Him)

Queen @q5u4ex7yy2e9ntxt.bsky.social · 1h

Not Bad You Foolish Children
But Even If You Deplete The Health Points (Of My: Chair)
I Can Simply Make Another Barrier Using: My Drink
Bottoms Up
Wait A Second
Hey Chat Does Anyone Know What Happened To That Stuff

Queen @q5u4ex7yy2e9ntxt.bsky.social · 2h

Then With The World Covered In Darkness
No One Will Have To Suffer Anymore
Instead, Everyone Can Live In My Perfect Mansion
Everyday Blissfully Worshipping Me Like We Both Deserve

Queen @q5u4ex7yy2e9ntxt.bsky.social · 3h

* Noelle
* Darling
* Honey
* Sweetie
* Gravy
* Take... The Pin... I Gave You
* And... Stab The Earth
* Creating... Our New... Supreme Empire

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Queen @q5u4ex7yy2e9ntxt.bsky.social · 4h

* Wake? No, She Has Already Awakened Too Much
* Let Her Close Her Eyes And Sleep Away
* Into A Darker, Darker Dream

Queen @q5u4ex7yy2e9ntxt.bsky.social · 5h

* Kris As Part Of Our Truce (The Better One)
* Keep Distracting Berdly And Find Noelle
* For You See...
* Berdly... He's...
* OK There's Nothing Wrong With Him He's Just Annoying

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Queen @q5u4ex7yy2e9ntxt.bsky.social · 6h

* Well Thank You For The Stimuli But I Must Leave Now (Goodbye)

Queen @q5u4ex7yy2e9ntxt.bsky.social · 7h

* What
* What Are You Doing

Queen @q5u4ex7yy2e9ntxt.bsky.social · 8h

Oh Yeah That's Just For Him Only
Why Did You Want One

Queen @q5u4ex7yy2e9ntxt.bsky.social · 9h

* Yes... You Can Also: Mega-Perish

Queen @q5u4ex7yy2e9ntxt.bsky.social · 10h

* Seems Cool

Queen @q5u4ex7yy2e9ntxt.bsky.social · 11h

* You Get Me Kris
* You Do Not Do Crazy Things Like “Have Opinions”
* Or Scream When I Capture You
* Or Tell Me Horrible Plans For Smartboy Theme Park

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Queen @q5u4ex7yy2e9ntxt.bsky.social · 12h

* I Am Known As Serial Number Q5U4EX7YY2E9N
* But You Foolish Children May Call Me
* “Queen”

Queen @q5u4ex7yy2e9ntxt.bsky.social · 13h

* Ralsei Will Soon Setup.EXE My Room For Me Upstairs
* Do Not Worry
* I Have A Long Spreadsheet Of Demands Ready Ha Ha
* Though, Even If I Have An Awesome Room
* Who Will Be There To Force To Enjoy It
* ...
* ... I Wonder How Noelle Is Doing Now

Queen @q5u4ex7yy2e9ntxt.bsky.social · 14h

* Oh Dear First You Don't Want To Swim In The Free Pool
* Now You Don't Want To Drink The Free Pool Water
* More For Me I Suppose

Queen @q5u4ex7yy2e9ntxt.bsky.social · 15h

* Fatal Exception “Sweet” In Oh Hell Yeah.EXE
* Susie I Knew You Were A Nice Girl

Queen @q5u4ex7yy2e9ntxt.bsky.social · 16h

* I See You Have: Escaped From Your Room Units
* Who Can Blame You For Wanting To See My Glorious Mansion
* You Won't Want To Take Your Eyes Off This Beautiful Art

Queen @q5u4ex7yy2e9ntxt.bsky.social · 17h

* You Typed: Agree 2 All
* Thank You For Agreeing 2 This Peon Release Form
* Now You Are All Legally My Minions
* And I Can Use Your Likeness For Funny Statues

Queen @q5u4ex7yy2e9ntxt.bsky.social · 18h

* Enjoy: Your Assimilation

Queen @q5u4ex7yy2e9ntxt.bsky.social · 19h

* Okay Plan B

Queen @q5u4ex7yy2e9ntxt.bsky.social · 20h

* Understood
* Fairness Activated

Queen @q5u4ex7yy2e9ntxt.bsky.social · 21h

Woah When Did I Say I Would Do That

Queen @q5u4ex7yy2e9ntxt.bsky.social · 22h

So That Final Move Was Supposed To Be Cooler But The Internet Is Down

Queen @q5u4ex7yy2e9ntxt.bsky.social · 1d

* Seems That You Failed To Notice
* The Giant Freaking Robot In The Middle Of My Palace

Queen @q5u4ex7yy2e9ntxt.bsky.social · 1d

* I'm Just A Computer LMAO I Don't Know Everything
* I Was Just Guessing Based Off The Knight's Actions
* Why The Heck (Hell) Would I Want To End The World