Alaska brandishing an AK right out the gate

The Planets gets tons of play in the US. Everyone knows Pomp & Circumstance but I don't see too many Elgar-centric concerts.

So like does Trump think we should be killing the guys driving trucks full of cigarettes or...?

Dicks v. Kuntz, with Judge Randy presiding

A veto-proof majority is a much higher bar than a simple majority. And I can't imagine Trump willingly ceding any power granted to him.

Five em dashes and "it's not just X — it's Y". This AI slop conveys his laziness more than anything else.

Every day we inch closer to "please drink verification can"

Seriously. It's fortunate that his petty malevolence is matched only by his stupidity. As if we needed any more evidence that his IEEPA invocation is pretextual.

I'm guessing they just showed the jury the power of attorney doc where she claims the home will be used as her primary residence without showing the emails with the broker or the loan application that both state the contrary

I can only assume that missing 2nd hour is spent violently emptying their bowels after chugging coffee for 58 minutes straight.

Claude Plays Pokemon currently has 3 badges. It's been running since March 4th.

I appreciate the honesty of putting scare quotes around "Fair and Just"