Queer sci-fi pup in the SF Bay Area (San Jose).
Tie me up, hypnotize me, give me skritches & tell me I’m a good boy. (Then let the trouble begin)
Married/boy to @afterdork.bsky.social
Sometimes lassoed & blissfully tormented by @bucking.orc.rodeo
(The dyes are actually fluorescent. It makes them brighter in daylight and amazing in blacklight)
(The dyes are actually fluorescent. It makes them brighter in daylight and amazing in blacklight)
Barkbarkbark wagwagwagwagwag
Barkbarkbark wagwagwagwagwag
Again one dog (out of 6) to play @jockout.bsky.social’s Barko Polo with.
And a #fridayflex for @hyphyphurray.bsky.social !
Again one dog (out of 6) to play @jockout.bsky.social’s Barko Polo with.
And a #fridayflex for @hyphyphurray.bsky.social !
Now the waiting begins…
Wagwagwagwagwag
Now the waiting begins…
Wagwagwagwagwag
40°F/4°C for today’s 5km run.
One dog to play Barko Polo with, @jockout.bsky.social
And a chilly musclepup flex for @hyphyphurray.bsky.social !
40°F/4°C for today’s 5km run.
One dog to play Barko Polo with, @jockout.bsky.social
And a chilly musclepup flex for @hyphyphurray.bsky.social !
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#hypno #gooner #bator
I’ll have to see if I can do it again. Or IRL 😈
I’ll have to see if I can do it again. Or IRL 😈
(And I got my rainbow hair redone for the trip)
(And I got my rainbow hair redone for the trip)
Lots of well-behaved dogs on walks, so I only played @jockout.bsky.social ‘s Barko Polo in my head.
And a somewhat derpy grin and flex for @hyphyphurray.bsky.social !
Lots of well-behaved dogs on walks, so I only played @jockout.bsky.social ‘s Barko Polo in my head.
And a somewhat derpy grin and flex for @hyphyphurray.bsky.social !
And first flex of the year for @hyphyphurray.bsky.social
(It’s hard to see but those are polychromatic fern fronds on my leggings)
And first flex of the year for @hyphyphurray.bsky.social
(It’s hard to see but those are polychromatic fern fronds on my leggings)
(And yes, those are human-safe chew toys!)
(And yes, those are human-safe chew toys!)
And my tail has a squeaker!
Happy New Year!
And my tail has a squeaker!
Happy New Year!
And of course a flex for @hyphyphurray.bsky.social
(Alas, all the dogs on my route were too polite, so only in-my-head Barko Polo, @jockout.bsky.social )
And of course a flex for @hyphyphurray.bsky.social
(Alas, all the dogs on my route were too polite, so only in-my-head Barko Polo, @jockout.bsky.social )
You just put your hand under their chin and they go 🌀😵💫YES SIR🌀😵💫
You just put your hand under their chin and they go 🌀😵💫YES SIR🌀😵💫
Puppy got a pony. 😈
(The Bad Dragon kind)
My tail is wagging for the first time said tail gets to play with it.
Thanks and smooches to @afterdork.bsky.social for putting up with me looking at every single thing in the shop until I picked it out?
Puppy got a pony. 😈
(The Bad Dragon kind)
My tail is wagging for the first time said tail gets to play with it.
Thanks and smooches to @afterdork.bsky.social for putting up with me looking at every single thing in the shop until I picked it out?
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Two post-run #Fridayflex shots for @hyphyphurray.bsky.social, one with bonus flamingo.
Two post-run #Fridayflex shots for @hyphyphurray.bsky.social, one with bonus flamingo.
And a predawn flex and grin for @hyphyphurray.bsky.social !
Bark bark bark
And a predawn flex and grin for @hyphyphurray.bsky.social !
Bark bark bark
(Plus proof that I’m still mad enough to do shirtless pix in 41°F weather. )
Bonuses today: 1 dog to bark at for @jockout.bsky.social and 1 very cute electrician outside the IBEW hall #flexfriday
(Plus proof that I’m still mad enough to do shirtless pix in 41°F weather. )
Bonuses today: 1 dog to bark at for @jockout.bsky.social and 1 very cute electrician outside the IBEW hall #flexfriday
🎄*Make sure to affix a bow to your collar before you hit play 😈 🐶
🎄*Make sure to affix a bow to your collar before you hit play 😈 🐶