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A twitter refugee - and the handle means "Quite good thank you" Actually it doesn't. I was looking for a short handle and that was the only 4 letter one I could find. Tend to post random quips, as reality is just too bleak
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Quite Good, Thank You @qgty.bsky.social · 4h
Colmans powder mixed and left for about 30 min beats Colmans jar IMO (but a close run thing). Own brands tend to be a bit watery but OK

Stokes used to do great sticky pickle but the recipe changed a year or two ago and it is amorphous glop now, so not a fan of the brand as much now.
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Quite Good, Thank You @qgty.bsky.social · 11h
And here is the legendary minute-by-minute commentary (the focus starts at about 4:30 pm)

www.theguardian.com/sport/2010/j...
Wimbledon 2010 live blog: 23 June | Xan Brooks
Join Xan Brooks for news, results, gossip and much more from SW19
www.theguardian.com
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Quite Good, Thank You @qgty.bsky.social · 1d
Turns out, in space people can hear you scream
Obi Wan Kenobi picture with caption "I feel a great disturbance in the force..."
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Quite Good, Thank You @qgty.bsky.social · 1d
They are proposing a Nobel Prize for plagarism?
Quite Good, Thank You @qgty.bsky.social · 1d
That is a seriously great idea

Satan himself turns up at the good guy's funeral, realsies the mistake and forces the soul of the good one to help him find the bad one, or go to hell instead

Meanwhile the failed guardian angel of the evil one realises they both have one last chance at redemption...
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Quite Good, Thank You @qgty.bsky.social · 2d
Nah - not on the visa, but the salary must reflect that fact that the skills are so rare: 200% of the standard salary.
Quite Good, Thank You @qgty.bsky.social · 2d
Gallium and Zinc are not rare earth elements.

Bit like mentioning the Eiffel Tower, illustrated with a picture of the Blackpool Tower.
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Quite Good, Thank You @qgty.bsky.social · 3d
You never boo at a wake.
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Quite Good, Thank You @qgty.bsky.social · 5d
He is the political equivalent of the "blind spot" in your eye - you sort of know he is there somewhere, but your brain just edits him out so you are unaware of his existence under normal circumstances.
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Quite Good, Thank You @qgty.bsky.social · 6d
Booth 50 will easily be the most popular for the party
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Quite Good, Thank You @qgty.bsky.social · 6d
Tidy the garage - if I can bear the excitement
Quite Good, Thank You @qgty.bsky.social · 6d
It set me up one even though I had one - seems it trawls Companies House and creates shadow accounts for directors.

This time it munged me and a namesake into one chimera.

Took ages to get it deleted - "ICO", and "Identity Theft" are the magic words.
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Quite Good, Thank You @qgty.bsky.social · 6d
And a prude to boot.

Swears and drugs: you surely cannot be talking about those bad things, you mean "heroine" and not "heroin" you stupid aunt.
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Quite Good, Thank You @qgty.bsky.social · 7d
Possibly because a lot of stuff which is factually wrong is used in jokes etc in the show and is then edited out (as it is wrong) before the episode is completed (along with the less funny bits, fluffs by the presenter)

Why it wasn't removed in production is the problem.
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Quite Good, Thank You @qgty.bsky.social · 8d
My sister is married to a medial doctor

They were frequently introduced/written to as "Dr and Mrs John Smith"

Until she pointed out that she was also a doctor.

Occasionally some would object that "Dr and Dr John Smith" didn't make sense.

So close to enlightenment, and yet somehow so very far.
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Quite Good, Thank You @qgty.bsky.social · 10d
The faked CE mark must (surely) be criminal fraud of some kind (gaining money by misrepresentation)

I'd hope this (or something) is followed up as otherwise it is going to be intense galling
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Quite Good, Thank You @qgty.bsky.social · 10d
Zhukoz was notably lardy, but needed to be for all those medals
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Quite Good, Thank You @qgty.bsky.social · 12d
Never in doubt

/arggghfuckmethatwasclose
Quite Good, Thank You @qgty.bsky.social · 13d
Oh, be fair, it wasn't fans telling Rory to fuck off - it was PGA officials

www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/s...
PGA silent after Ryder Cup MC leads foul-mouthed chants abusing Rory McIlroy
The Ryder Cup host organisation did not respond beyond boosting security and posting requests asking for decorum that were booed
www.theguardian.com
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Quite Good, Thank You @qgty.bsky.social · 13d
Kubrick was right!
Quite Good, Thank You @qgty.bsky.social · 13d
/hope this doesn't come back to haunt me tomorrow
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Quite Good, Thank You @qgty.bsky.social · 13d
Gorge Washington

Abraham Lincoln

Bob Hope

Jack Nicholas

Shirley Temple

Donald Trump

Are you listening Donald Trump

Are you listening?

We're giving your boys a hell of a beating
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Quite Good, Thank You @qgty.bsky.social · 16d
I've heard it from some people - the finest people - that she is a werewolf

She has never denied it, which is very suspicious and furthermore she has never accounted for her movements on any night with a full moon!

Compelling
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Quite Good, Thank You @qgty.bsky.social · 18d
I reckon the post-appeal washup will have a notable absence of tea and biscuits, and a modicum of shoutiness
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Quite Good, Thank You @qgty.bsky.social · 18d
He is actually coming next week on the "bus replacement rapture service"

The All-powerful one apologises for any delay in ultimate annihilation
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