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the man in me will hide sometimes to keep from being seen
why are snaked labeled as duplicitous. there are very few other creatures on the planet with dedicated "im going to bite you now" notifications on them
January 31, 2026 at 3:51 PM
why are snaked labeled as duplicitous. there are very few other creatures on the planet with dedicated "im going to bite you now" notifications on them
i was in the er and they had to use an ultrasound to find my veins since i was so dehydrated. when the nurse put the gel on and started to scan i said "is it a boy"? he laughed and said he had never heard that one. sometimes i think the cycle of samsara is more akin to a 1 lane highway than we think
January 26, 2026 at 11:51 AM
i was in the er and they had to use an ultrasound to find my veins since i was so dehydrated. when the nurse put the gel on and started to scan i said "is it a boy"? he laughed and said he had never heard that one. sometimes i think the cycle of samsara is more akin to a 1 lane highway than we think
this Josh got me listening to sage the gemini and playing cryptworlds
January 26, 2026 at 10:37 AM
this Josh got me listening to sage the gemini and playing cryptworlds
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i dont know why they call religion 'the opium of the masses'. if they just gave me opium every day id have a job and be happy to go to it
December 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
i dont know why they call religion 'the opium of the masses'. if they just gave me opium every day id have a job and be happy to go to it
this is the funniest tweet of all time to me. what level of hating do u have to be on 2 dreg up every dogwhistle you've ever heard in your life
December 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
this is the funniest tweet of all time to me. what level of hating do u have to be on 2 dreg up every dogwhistle you've ever heard in your life
if you are asked the question "who would you go back in time and fuck" and you don't choose Bill Withers you're an insane person and ill kill you with a hammer
December 14, 2025 at 1:56 PM
if you are asked the question "who would you go back in time and fuck" and you don't choose Bill Withers you're an insane person and ill kill you with a hammer
prog would be such a heat genre if they didnt play in circles literally every time
November 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
prog would be such a heat genre if they didnt play in circles literally every time
i hope so soooo bad the last paragraph of my wikipedia article says "died by a friendly fire incident"
November 29, 2025 at 11:40 AM
i hope so soooo bad the last paragraph of my wikipedia article says "died by a friendly fire incident"
I know, I know. We've all heard at least 4 mambos at this point. But you have GOT to check this new one out
November 26, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I know, I know. We've all heard at least 4 mambos at this point. But you have GOT to check this new one out
woke up and hit my vape so hard i fell over and broke my toe
November 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
woke up and hit my vape so hard i fell over and broke my toe
clash is soooo bad tho (conceptually)
November 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
clash is soooo bad tho (conceptually)
ive come up with thousands of plans in my life, and ill come up with thousands more. i reckon only one of them will get me gunned down in the streets
November 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
ive come up with thousands of plans in my life, and ill come up with thousands more. i reckon only one of them will get me gunned down in the streets
instantly started my 6th instant of the fitgirl ac6 torrent. i think im going to die face down in a ditch
November 6, 2025 at 11:47 AM
instantly started my 6th instant of the fitgirl ac6 torrent. i think im going to die face down in a ditch
went to delete my utorrent dead seeds and it said "are you sure you want to delete 283 objects?". man i have GOT to get a job
November 6, 2025 at 11:46 AM
went to delete my utorrent dead seeds and it said "are you sure you want to delete 283 objects?". man i have GOT to get a job
i know I've said this before but jonathan ferguson could hit me really really hard on the head and id say thank you sir
November 1, 2025 at 4:23 PM
i know I've said this before but jonathan ferguson could hit me really really hard on the head and id say thank you sir
slurs spouted through GFWL are forever lost, like tears in the rain
October 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM
slurs spouted through GFWL are forever lost, like tears in the rain
this liquor got me wanting to make a jonathan ferguson fancam
October 25, 2025 at 10:40 AM
this liquor got me wanting to make a jonathan ferguson fancam
featuring the hit single "eather fumez"
October 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
featuring the hit single "eather fumez"
man i can't get over project silverfish. i don't think I've played a game before where essentially each and every piece of lore is tangible, and not just another piece of background worldbuilding. its just so damn tantalizing. god i wish the strange shopkeeper would explode me with their brain
October 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
man i can't get over project silverfish. i don't think I've played a game before where essentially each and every piece of lore is tangible, and not just another piece of background worldbuilding. its just so damn tantalizing. god i wish the strange shopkeeper would explode me with their brain
i can't learn it if it ain't on xbox
September 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
i can't learn it if it ain't on xbox
