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Qloworm
@qloworm.bsky.social
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Non-binary idiot.
Just beat the Fire Giant in Elden Ring on NG+2 without taking damage. Fuck yeah.
February 16, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Went to watch the newest Blackishhh video, only to see that his channel's been taken down. Aw man...
February 15, 2026 at 6:57 PM
I just killed Promised Consort Radahn, and I'm genuinely so fucking happy right now. But I'm also slightly pissed, because Ansbach carried me through the fight, and he just dies at the end of his questline. RIP to the GOAT.
February 14, 2026 at 11:39 PM
I want to write a story about firefighter-exorcist hybrids who hunt down fire demons with firetrucks filled with holy water.
February 11, 2026 at 1:18 AM
I think it'd be funny if some Cyberpunk 2077 fan made a post where they abbreviated Cyberpunk as CP, and then said something like "I love CP so much, it's so entertaining!"
February 10, 2026 at 12:32 AM
February 7, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Can we please acknowledge how Nermal from Garfield & Friends is just straight up a femboy? If you don't believe me, listen to a clip of his voice.
February 5, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I just watched a video essay about Elden Ring that basically claimed that if you think the Hornsent deserved to die, you're anti-Palestine. Seriously, what the fuck? Comparing Palestinians to the Hornsent isn't the progressive look you think it is.
February 4, 2026 at 7:37 PM
My copy of Dark Souls II: Scholar of the First Sin just arrived in the mail, and I can't want to play Peak Souls 2.
January 30, 2026 at 8:16 PM
"Age of compassion" my ass, this Motherfucker's boyfriend rocked my shit like 20 times.
January 30, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Slayer of Demons: Hey, do you guys know Patches?
Chosen Undead: Yeah, he kicked me off a cliff.
Ashen One: Yeah, me too.
Hunter: Me three.
Tarnished: Same.
Bearer of the Curse: Who the fuck is Patches?
January 23, 2026 at 1:14 AM
If a bug lands in my drink, I just take it out and keep drinking it, IDGAF.
January 17, 2026 at 6:47 PM
The Soulsborne games have so many flames like the First Flame, the Chaos Flame, the Frenzied Flame, and Messmer's Flame, but what I wanna know is where's the goddamn fire department?
January 16, 2026 at 1:37 AM
I hate how remasters of old games always strip away the original's color. Like the Oblivion and Wind Waker remakes.
January 12, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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January 9, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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genuinely WHY does this ALWAYS happen to fandoms?
January 11, 2026 at 3:29 AM
69 will always be funnier than 67.
January 5, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Got Elden Ring on Christmas, and beat it on December 31st. Now I just need to get the DLC.
January 1, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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The sexual tension between me and the person standing in front of the thing I want in the supermarket
December 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I love how ancient Greece was basically just a bunch of closeted homosexual men pretending to be straight while coming up with bullshit excuses to do gay shit. 10/10 societal structure.
December 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
After 3 months of having bangs again, I slowly but surely remembered why I've only had them once before: they're fucking obnoxious to maintain. Screw it, I'm letting them grow out.
I gave myself blunt bangs today and they look really good. It's crazy how something so simple can make you look more feminine.
December 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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just a heads up i got my shit drilled heavy af they just went to town on me like i experienced a live orchestra rendition of the SH1 soundtrack directly in my mouth and now im high on pain meds fr dont trust them toothmancers theyll fuck you up kids are right to be scared of them
December 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM