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host of quantifiably bitchy: a hannibal podcast baltimore. she/her. indulging in my fandoms while the world burns. 🫦🔪 Quantifiably Bitchy Episode 6 https://youtu.be/nVedzxVKq9E?si=MWDOWRtSLyJYd6h8 Linktree: https://linktr.ee/quantifiablybtchy

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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · Apr 25

EVERYONE! Please enjoy episode 1 of Quantifiably Bitchy: a #Hannibal podcast!

I’ve never made anything like this before but it was so much fun. Like, comment, subscribe. Love it, hate it, I am just happy to be making things again.

I plan to drop monthly. I LOVE YOU ALL

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Quantifiably B*tchy: A Hannibal Fan Podcast! Episode 1

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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 2h

Still thinking about it #hannibal

CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · Sep 17

Me? Oh nothing just thinking about the shape of Chiltons suit in Yakimono #hannibal

A shot of Raul Esparza as Dr Frederick Chilton in NBC’s Hannibal. Episode title Yakimono. Dr Chiltons back is facing the camera in his white barren apartment. His suit is grey plaid and has really pointy shoulder pads and a super tiny waist

CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 2h

Me this week

A.D.🍀🦩 @adwills.bsky.social · 2h

Yes, writing brings me infinite joy and creative fulfillment.

and yes, I sometimes look like this when writing:

an image of a cat, looking up to the ceiling and dramatically screaming, while sitting in front of an open laptop, working and writing.

CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 19h

Y'all being a person lately is HARD. I beg you to persist in spite of it all. Don't let the fascists get you down.

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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 1d

I totally forgot that Amy Sedaris was in Jennifer's Body. Fuck, she's so cool.

CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 2d

Watching Amy/Mariska on Good Hang and one it’s amazing two she better make her rank the ADAs.

CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 3d

Having a Purge marathon bc I love Halloween so damn much. On Purge 2 rn and Michael K Williams has never had a bad role in his life. HES SO FUCKING TALENTED. He literally has an ep in CSI that is excellent.

CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 5d

I loved Pearl and MaXXXine but X was fine. Agreee about Mia Goth!! Love her bad. But I do think they could market Sydney better as a horror girl then whatever tf shes doing now.

CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 5d

Mia Goth's monologue in Pearl is insane. I love her so fucking muchhhhh. Like she is exactly who she thinks she is.

CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 7d

Merkins have been around forever. The real gag is she convinced everyone to remove their hair for years only to sell it back to them later.

CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 8d

#wednesday100 writing a little fun tropey silly #svu body swap fic.

Rafael winced, “How do you wear a bra every single day” he tugged at the underwire.

“Well, I don’t always wear one.” she smirked, “But also you should be lucky I didn’t make you wear heels.”

“A small blessing.”

“Rafael, I am literally in a three piece suit right now. This is basically a designer iron maiden. I would take my clothes any day of the week” she said as she tugged at her collar.

“Well we can certainly arrange that by switching back.”

“You act like I’m preventing it from happening.”

“We should have never gone to that stupid party. I was right.”

“Hardly. Potentially getting cursed is not a normal reason to avoid going out, by the way.”

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dr. eerie katherine @actualkatherine.bsky.social · 8d

I'll be out of town on Saturday, but if you want to get one of these before Saturday (& don't already have one), let me know

Full Story Baltimore @fullstorybaltimore.tours · Jun 19

"Revolution in Baltimore Town" tour hand fans are here!! Every tour guest on the Revolution in Baltimore Town tour will receive a complimentary hand fan with their tour ticket.

Revolution tours on June 21, June 28, and more (as weather allows). Book tix: fullstorybaltimore.tours/our-tours/#r...

Photo of five circular hand fans, pale blue and orange, that have an illustrated design and the words "Baltimore says NO KINGS!" on them.

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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 8d

Kim K bringing back the merkin is annoying as fuck (I know Margiela technically brought it back but she’s monetizing it for the masses) bc she promoted pedo levels of hairlessness over the years. Jokes on u babe I don’t need a merkin.

CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 9d

Double caked up on a Tuesday afternoon

CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 9d

I love this scene bc not only is it beautiful but it’s also gay as helllllllll #achilles #patroclus #thegreeksarethegayest

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Sihaya 💖💖💖 @sihaya74.bsky.social · 9d

I haven't mentioned my fics in awhile. So, here is some shameless self promotion of my #Hannibal fics. 🧵

On AO3, I go by MadhouseMuse...
My longest fic (as yet unfinished) is my S4 Post-Fall fic, Hannibal's Garden.

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Hannibal's Garden - MadhouseMuse - Hannibal (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 9d

Creative use of free will tho ngl

CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 10d

As a fellow Italian American if you are hype about Columbus Day you are weird.

CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 11d

Hell yes Sihaya!!!!!! You rock.

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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 11d

GOOD. Unfortunately I am a huge treat enabler

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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 11d

I say get the little treat anyway bc we all deserve a little treat in these trying times. AND remember you’re made of strong stuff and the only way out is through but also GIVE URSELF GRACE ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 11d

I just love Baltimore bc wdym there’s a cat truck driving around

CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 12d

I’ve been wanting to do a #Hannibal fic for awhile but I have no current interest in being in the heads of 2 men (sorry but true) but Freddie? Freddie I can do.

CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 12d

Watching the Scream movies and did I just start a Gale Weathers/Freddie Lounds sapphic crossover fic? Bitch you bet I did #hannibal

CH00CHLiNG. @quantifiablybtchy.bsky.social · 13d

My fave thing about Taylor Swift is she’s built a brand on being like “I’m not a cool girl!!!” and we are like yup and then she’s like 😡