I'm so glad you're all out here also getting water all over your sleeves and the counter and the floor when you wash your face because honestly I really thought it was just me who couldn't handle my shit.

Ok but the pony play lady demonstrated the gaits and was cantering on THE WRONG LEAD

This has made me more upset than any of the mattress eating.

Watching My Strange Addiction.

New saying just dropped:

"I was bumfounded"

Alex Pretti was just executed in the street.

We are not ok. We have never been ok.

OH YOU KNOW WE DID THAT SHIT

(I chant inside my own mind as I check off "took vitamins" from my to-do list)

Just realized the bullfrog insect repellent is probably named that because FROGS EAT BUGS

20 years later, my mind is blown.

If you say "HOTTTT" while your mouth is full of too hot food it scientifically gets cooler

I turned the TV on to watch obnoxious YouTube things, but when my ADHD took over and I walked away for several minutes the TV said: "how about I play some generic smooth jazz tunes instead during this trying time?"

Am I so stressed I need screen saver music to soothe my soul? Maybe. It ain't bad.

"I'm sure I'll be fine."

I say as I dissociate like it's 1999 ✌️

All I want for Christmas is a wet food my 20 year old cat will eat more than once.

Can't get over this wallpaper. Might need it full-time in my house just for glamour shots in my pimp coat 💅

All I can think about is how soon Fallout Season 2 releases and WHY AM I DOING ANYTHING THAT ISN'T WATCHING SEASON 1 AGAIN!! 💛☢️😻

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