Lagertha Lothbrok (Parody)
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Queen of Kattegat, skjaldmær. MDNI/NO DM RP'S 25+/MS) My love @idecksteel.bsky.social Penned by #Winter @charactersofwinter.bsky.social
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* Lagertha Lothbrok
* Queen of Kattegat
* Shield Maiden
* Mother of Bjørn and Gyda
* Ships with heavy Chemistry
* Not new to Fandom or character
* Detailed and Literate
* 25 +
* Mature Content
* MDNI
* No one liners
* Like and RT
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georgetakei.bsky.social
The great actress Diane Keaton has left us at the age of 79. Too soon to say good-bye to the woman who made us smile at the quirky Annie Hall, and who broke our hearts in Reds. Your charm and talent will be sorely missed.
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queenofkattegat.bsky.social
I will always belong to you as you belong to me. Wehave beautiful children and will have many more sons.
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therubberman1.bsky.social
🚨Extreme Trigger Warning🚨
If you are triggered by suicide or murder please unfollow or do not interact with this account

Non Lewd Account,
21+
Pansexual
Based on American horror anthology television series
Detailed, Literate Para Role-Player
Mirrored response
No One Liners
Please 👍 & 🔁 🙏
psycho killer ft tate langdon (#edit)
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theyarentkooks.bsky.social
- Judy Warren
- Daughter of Ed and Lorraine
- Not New to Character or Fandom
- 4 + years as Judy Warren
- Looking for Det SL’s & banter
- 25 + MDNI
- Ships w/heavy chem
- NO DM RP or one liners
- RT & Like
a woman with a bandage on her forehead is asking what scares you
ALT: a woman with a bandage on her forehead is asking what scares you
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queenofkattegat.bsky.social
~ to us? No! Take him away! They moved in to take the man away.*
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~ God of Thunder, The All-Father, Loki, Freya and the other Gods live in Valhalla where we will one day go when we die to feast and celebrate with them. You are an imposter. *She stood and motioned for her shield maidens to take him into custody.* We allowed you to feast at our table only to lie ~
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*Had they gotten their Gods all wrong then? Their Gods lived in Valhalla. After their deaths they met them in Valhalla and ate in the great hall of Odin with their ancestors to drink, eat and tell their stories.* Glancing about to everyone in their bewilderment.* Then you can not be Thor. The God ~
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~ will be, Mother. *It caused a roar of laughter from the crowd gathered for the news. She turned.* Bjørn! Come here. We have news for you. *The young man of 12 sauntered up. "What is it, Lagertha?" Lagertha smiled and took him by his cheeks.* I am with child.
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~ raids with his father. She would train Gyda as a shield maidens. Even if she did not go on raids, their daughter would protect and rule Kattegat in their stead whilst they were gone.* You were always your father's favorite, my daughter. *She smiled. Gyda looked at her then to Ish.* And I always ~
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*Lagertha smiled watching the pair. Gyda was such a beautiful young girl. And their son Bjørn was becoming a man soon. He would soon get his arm ring. He had been talking about it non stop as of late with Lagertha. She was her boy. She did not wish him to grow up. Soon enough he would and go on ~
queenofkattegat.bsky.social
// Thank you. It is hard. But with support it's better. And Oh another quote from an old song. Lol Marilyn Manson. "I wasn't born with enough middle fingers." My husband uses that quote to this day. 😆 🤣 😂 We I use the offended one more than he does. But he uses that too.
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// Trust me I know. My daughter listened to our music too. She fell in love with it. I loved sitting in the car with her. I still listen to our favorite song 🎵 even after all this time. I miss her.
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~ As they left quickly and quietly, she motioned for him to be seated.* So please tell me, Thor, what is it in Valhalla that you find so overwhelming that you wish to get away from?
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*She took his hand and rose before the Mighty God Thor. He came in such a handsome form.* I am sure you have much more important places to be than here in Kattegat. We certainly are not worthy of your presence. *She snapped her fingers and the slaves began carving up and serving the food and ale.* ~
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// I listened to them as a teenager. A long time ago now. 😆 It was so awesome then. I still love a lot of the stuff from the 80's. But that is showing my ago.
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~ please forgive us for not making you feel welcome here in Kattegat. Everything I have is yours. Have you come for another reason?
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*She felt the thunder shake through Kattegat. Many ran about stating the great God Thor was coming. She ordered her shield maidens to aid in calming the men and women of Kattegat. When they left, she saw his eyes close, then open with a bright blue and Mjolnir.* She fell to her knees.* My God Thor,~
queenofkattegat.bsky.social
//If you listen to Suicidal Tendencies "You Can't Bring Me Down." One of the lines.

And if I offended you, oh, I'm sorry, but maybe you need to be offended
But here's my apology, and one more thing
Fuck you!
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buffytvssummers.bsky.social
#Friday Feeling after perusing *that* other site..
If I offend you:
1. I'm really sorry. 2. I will tone it down.3. 1&2 are lies. 4. I don't care.
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*He was more than polite. He entered with respect. Kneeled before her. This was a true viking.* What is your name and what brought you to Kattegat? You are welcome. How long will you remain here? *All these questions barraged him so quickly; yet Lagertha was one to be cautious.*