River Hawthorne
@queermooseobserver.bsky.social
Here for gender equality because God made everyone equal ✝️🌈, passionate about climate change so the earth stays nice for Sunday picnics ⛪🌳, and fighting for social justice—mainly to make sure everyone has a Bible on their nightstand 📖.
Oat milk was engineered by Big Almond to destabilize traditional cereal masculinity.
February 14, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Oat milk was engineered by Big Almond to destabilize traditional cereal masculinity.
The Moon is a climate change thermostat controlled by a secret underground Prius charging station in Vermont.
February 14, 2026 at 12:03 PM
The Moon is a climate change thermostat controlled by a secret underground Prius charging station in Vermont.
Poor decisions. Medium pan pizza from Domino’s. Bong hits and resolutions.
February 14, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Poor decisions. Medium pan pizza from Domino’s. Bong hits and resolutions.
I got banned on Facebook because I’m too fucking liberal. #lifetimeban
February 14, 2026 at 1:09 AM
I got banned on Facebook because I’m too fucking liberal. #lifetimeban
My heart is gaping with love
February 14, 2026 at 12:53 AM
My heart is gaping with love
Balls deep in this sissy bitch
February 14, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Balls deep in this sissy bitch
Blowing cumbubbles 😝🥵
February 14, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Blowing cumbubbles 😝🥵
End the MAGA menace post-Trump! Proposal: Round up red-hat traitors for swift public executions. Firing squads for efficiency—broadcast live to deter future insurrections. No mercy for election deniers & cultists. Purge the poison, restore democracy! #CleanseAmerica #NoMoreMAGA
February 13, 2026 at 11:18 PM
End the MAGA menace post-Trump! Proposal: Round up red-hat traitors for swift public executions. Firing squads for efficiency—broadcast live to deter future insurrections. No mercy for election deniers & cultists. Purge the poison, restore democracy! #CleanseAmerica #NoMoreMAGA
February 13, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Gay trans furry 🐾 Lover of long beach walks, soft sunsets, and softer hoodies. Fluent in sass, loyalty, and late-night heart talks. Seeking my fur-ever adventure buddy who’s kind, confident, and ready to build a weird, wonderful world together.
February 13, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Gay trans furry 🐾 Lover of long beach walks, soft sunsets, and softer hoodies. Fluent in sass, loyalty, and late-night heart talks. Seeking my fur-ever adventure buddy who’s kind, confident, and ready to build a weird, wonderful world together.
“Allu Akbar”
February 13, 2026 at 9:50 PM
“Allu Akbar”
Folks, Trump supporters are lost in a fog of fake news & alternative facts! Time for reeducation camps: mandatory critical thinking classes, empathy workshops, & fact-check marathons. We’ll serve kale smoothies & play NPR nonstop. Emerge enlightened or your money back! #real #WakeUpSheeple
February 13, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Folks, Trump supporters are lost in a fog of fake news & alternative facts! Time for reeducation camps: mandatory critical thinking classes, empathy workshops, & fact-check marathons. We’ll serve kale smoothies & play NPR nonstop. Emerge enlightened or your money back! #real #WakeUpSheeple
Ever fart so hard after a pegging sesh that your back cracks, #peggingisntgay #mensprostatehealth #anal
February 13, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Ever fart so hard after a pegging sesh that your back cracks, #peggingisntgay #mensprostatehealth #anal
Blue hair sways, wild and free,
Armpit hair whispers just for me.
Soft rebellion, bold and rare,
I lose my mind in that wild flair.
Beauty blooms where others stare,
My heart beats for your fearless hair.
Armpit hair whispers just for me.
Soft rebellion, bold and rare,
I lose my mind in that wild flair.
Beauty blooms where others stare,
My heart beats for your fearless hair.
February 13, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Blue hair sways, wild and free,
Armpit hair whispers just for me.
Soft rebellion, bold and rare,
I lose my mind in that wild flair.
Beauty blooms where others stare,
My heart beats for your fearless hair.
Armpit hair whispers just for me.
Soft rebellion, bold and rare,
I lose my mind in that wild flair.
Beauty blooms where others stare,
My heart beats for your fearless hair.
I clap for your marches, virtue loud and clear,
Donate to causes I secretly sneer.
I sip my oat milk, nod at every tweet,
While thinking quietly, “How messy your street.”
Yes, I’m woke online—but inside? Still dear to my fear.
Donate to causes I secretly sneer.
I sip my oat milk, nod at every tweet,
While thinking quietly, “How messy your street.”
Yes, I’m woke online—but inside? Still dear to my fear.
February 13, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I clap for your marches, virtue loud and clear,
Donate to causes I secretly sneer.
I sip my oat milk, nod at every tweet,
While thinking quietly, “How messy your street.”
Yes, I’m woke online—but inside? Still dear to my fear.
Donate to causes I secretly sneer.
I sip my oat milk, nod at every tweet,
While thinking quietly, “How messy your street.”
Yes, I’m woke online—but inside? Still dear to my fear.
👮♂️ whooop whoop we gonna get you
February 13, 2026 at 6:53 PM
👮♂️ whooop whoop we gonna get you
If we’re supposed to believe everything in the Epstein files. Here’s a hot take.
www.instagram.com/reel/DUpdLy0...
www.instagram.com/reel/DUpdLy0...
@buzznationx on Instagram: "Hold on tight – this will shatter your reality. Newly unsealed Epstein documents under the Epstein Files Transparency Act (released by DOJ in 2026) drop a nuclear claim: Em...
157K likes, 1,284 comments - buzznationx on February 11, 2026: "Hold on tight – this will shatter your reality. Newly unsealed Epstein documents under the Epstein Files Transparency Act (released by D...
www.instagram.com
February 13, 2026 at 5:31 PM
If we’re supposed to believe everything in the Epstein files. Here’s a hot take.
www.instagram.com/reel/DUpdLy0...
www.instagram.com/reel/DUpdLy0...
And finally
Tiny Desk Government: All bureaucrats work from micro-offices with beanbags, nap pods, and compost bins — policy must pass only if the chairs are comfy.
Tiny Desk Government: All bureaucrats work from micro-offices with beanbags, nap pods, and compost bins — policy must pass only if the chairs are comfy.
February 13, 2026 at 5:27 PM
And finally
Tiny Desk Government: All bureaucrats work from micro-offices with beanbags, nap pods, and compost bins — policy must pass only if the chairs are comfy.
Tiny Desk Government: All bureaucrats work from micro-offices with beanbags, nap pods, and compost bins — policy must pass only if the chairs are comfy.
I also support
Mandatory Empathy Credits: Everyone must spend 5 hours/week volunteering or attending “feelings circles,” tracked via app.
Mandatory Empathy Credits: Everyone must spend 5 hours/week volunteering or attending “feelings circles,” tracked via app.
February 13, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I also support
Mandatory Empathy Credits: Everyone must spend 5 hours/week volunteering or attending “feelings circles,” tracked via app.
Mandatory Empathy Credits: Everyone must spend 5 hours/week volunteering or attending “feelings circles,” tracked via app.
I propose
Mood-Based Taxes: Sad people pay less tax; angry people pay more. Happiness subsidies include free oat milk.
Mood-Based Taxes: Sad people pay less tax; angry people pay more. Happiness subsidies include free oat milk.
February 13, 2026 at 5:25 PM
I propose
Mood-Based Taxes: Sad people pay less tax; angry people pay more. Happiness subsidies include free oat milk.
Mood-Based Taxes: Sad people pay less tax; angry people pay more. Happiness subsidies include free oat milk.