If you’re a lady and you have hair on your arms I’ll lick it so it all goes in one direction
January 23, 2024 at 4:24 AM
If you’re a lady and you have hair on your arms I’ll lick it so it all goes in one direction
I wish the word doppelgänger had a doppelgänger that cared a little bit more about the value of my time
January 17, 2024 at 5:06 PM
I wish the word doppelgänger had a doppelgänger that cared a little bit more about the value of my time
My favorite part of social media is watching people I follow argue with dipshits that I don’t follow over politics. It’s my way of involuntarily getting involved in things I hate
January 16, 2024 at 3:50 PM
My favorite part of social media is watching people I follow argue with dipshits that I don’t follow over politics. It’s my way of involuntarily getting involved in things I hate
Funny how people that don’t believe anything is true also believe everything is true
January 16, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Funny how people that don’t believe anything is true also believe everything is true
Gangs are getting bad out here
January 13, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Gangs are getting bad out here
My shoulder muscles are staging a revolt against my happiness
January 12, 2024 at 6:48 AM
My shoulder muscles are staging a revolt against my happiness
Pineapple on pizza is fuckin good. But you may disagree. That’s why you may order one without pineapple. We can both exist
January 9, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Pineapple on pizza is fuckin good. But you may disagree. That’s why you may order one without pineapple. We can both exist
Video game worlds where there’s limited to no visibility due to snow or sand storms or some other element can just eat shit.
January 7, 2024 at 4:40 AM
Video game worlds where there’s limited to no visibility due to snow or sand storms or some other element can just eat shit.
From the sound of it it seems like Lucille picked a pretty bad time to leave him 🤷
January 6, 2024 at 9:50 PM
From the sound of it it seems like Lucille picked a pretty bad time to leave him 🤷
Would you be a teacher for 1 day for 100 billion dollars?
January 5, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Would you be a teacher for 1 day for 100 billion dollars?
RFK voice: “Does anyone have a Ludens?”
January 5, 2024 at 5:50 PM
RFK voice: “Does anyone have a Ludens?”
I am playing God of War Ragnarok this week and instead of focusing on beating it as fast as possible I have been focusing on having fun and just enjoying it. I believe this may be the secret to gaming and also everything else in life it only took 50 years
January 4, 2024 at 7:34 PM
I am playing God of War Ragnarok this week and instead of focusing on beating it as fast as possible I have been focusing on having fun and just enjoying it. I believe this may be the secret to gaming and also everything else in life it only took 50 years
The real reality is that rich people hang out together. So if there is say 100 celebrities on that list it’s safe to say 97 of them went to that island to hang with other elites and had no idea there was kid fucking going on. The other 3 probably fucked some kids. That’s just math
January 3, 2024 at 7:42 PM
The real reality is that rich people hang out together. So if there is say 100 celebrities on that list it’s safe to say 97 of them went to that island to hang with other elites and had no idea there was kid fucking going on. The other 3 probably fucked some kids. That’s just math
When right wing freaks talk about people should be having more kids this is all I can think about
January 2, 2024 at 4:59 PM
When right wing freaks talk about people should be having more kids this is all I can think about
Grimace is short for grimy asshole
January 2, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Grimace is short for grimy asshole
Is “happy new year” a statement or a question? Or a favor
January 1, 2024 at 6:22 AM
Is “happy new year” a statement or a question? Or a favor
I don’t know what mid means
January 1, 2024 at 12:03 AM
I don’t know what mid means
It’s Stone Cold New Years Eve Austin not Stone Cold New Years Steve Austin
December 30, 2023 at 10:33 PM
It’s Stone Cold New Years Eve Austin not Stone Cold New Years Steve Austin
Worst thing about this app? Too many posts
December 30, 2023 at 10:25 PM
Worst thing about this app? Too many posts
I went steady with a lady that when she went to the bathroom she’d sometimes come out with a grin on her face and would say “I filled the bowl”
December 30, 2023 at 6:58 AM
I went steady with a lady that when she went to the bathroom she’d sometimes come out with a grin on her face and would say “I filled the bowl”
Watching that movie I Can Only Imagine and trying to imagine myself liking that song
December 29, 2023 at 7:03 PM
Watching that movie I Can Only Imagine and trying to imagine myself liking that song
It’s like that fat slob came down an elevator one day and people decided social media should be terrible forever from that minute on
December 29, 2023 at 2:49 PM
It’s like that fat slob came down an elevator one day and people decided social media should be terrible forever from that minute on