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Kaylie Woomer

@quirkofart.bsky.social

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Nerdom aficionado, amateur autist, mathematically hilarious [email protected]

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Kaylie Woomer @quirkofart.bsky.social · Oct 18

I am going to share a name from my list of potential drag queens every time I remember as a thread here:

To start- Nuancé (pronounced like Beyoncé)

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Kaylie Woomer @quirkofart.bsky.social · 1h

Idk why but I get really strong second hand embarrassment when men start waxing poetic about the gold standard.

Like L Frank Baum lost that argument 125 years ago, give it up!

Kaylie Woomer @quirkofart.bsky.social · 7d

For those that didn’t know, the Trump social media manager revealed himself by telling Paul Tassi what a huge fan he was so Paul decided the trump socials guy must actually be cool and gene chimed in to tell everyone they’re mutuals like that makes him cool and not scum.

Kaylie Woomer @quirkofart.bsky.social · 7d

And yeah the games journalist who works for Forbes is a pathetically weak willed cowtower to fascism too but he worked for Forbes so we already knew that.

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Kaylie Woomer @quirkofart.bsky.social · 7d

Making me mad cancer lost is a wild accomplishment. Not as wild as choosing 2025 as the year to “but my Trump friends are MY friends so they’re cool” in public.

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Kaylie Woomer @quirkofart.bsky.social · 7d

Every time Gene Park opens his bitch mouth I want to say things that I know would be frowned upon outside of the context he’s a little pussy bitch hanging out with Trumpers “but they’re my moots!” like it’s 2008 and that doesn’t make you a jackass eating at the Nazi table.

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Kaylie Woomer @quirkofart.bsky.social · 9d

Gonna start a Limp bizkit cover band called Limp Bizquik

Kaylie Woomer @quirkofart.bsky.social · 12d

Prepping @kylegaddo.bsky.social for Shelby Oaks tomorrow and I still can’t decide if I should show him the ReignBot or NightMind ARG summary video 😭😭😭

Kaylie Woomer @quirkofart.bsky.social · 14d

Tequila Mockingbird

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Kaylie Woomer @quirkofart.bsky.social · 15d

Heists being back is a recession indicator

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Kaylie Woomer @quirkofart.bsky.social · 15d

Same. I know he’s still with us but I also know we’ll never get another performance from him and it leaves a hole in media yet to be filled :(

Kaylie Woomer @quirkofart.bsky.social · 16d

I miss Tim Curry

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Kaylie Woomer @quirkofart.bsky.social · 18d

My boyfriend: I made a post that’s not not about you

The post:

Kyle Gaddo @kylegaddo.bsky.social · 18d

neurodivergent desks:

I Think You Should Leave screenshot of the "Prank Show" sketch. Karl Havoc stands alone in the middle of a mall. The subtitle reads "There's too much fucking shit on me."

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Kaylie Woomer @quirkofart.bsky.social · 18d

I should call him

Sliced red bell pepper rings but the “rings” look like penises

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Kaylie Woomer @quirkofart.bsky.social · 25d

2020 could have gone differently if we literally flew GOP voters to Seattle and asked them to point out the “destruction”

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Kaylie Woomer @quirkofart.bsky.social · 26d

Everyone needs to move out of their hometowns at some point. How else would I learn double dough is apparently a Chicago-exclusive pizza type?!?!

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Kaylie Woomer @quirkofart.bsky.social · 27d

He had no idea about the sellout dog, I couldn’t believe it

Kaylie Woomer @quirkofart.bsky.social · 27d

Had to teach my boyfriend about Roll That Beautiful Bean Footage today smh

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Kaylie Woomer @quirkofart.bsky.social · Sep 27

Frozen fruit is gross!

Kaylie Woomer @quirkofart.bsky.social · Sep 27

From L - R, Top - Bottom

Row 1: Shepherd’s Pie, Roasted Red Pepper Tomato Soup, Green Thai Curry Soup,
Row 2: Shepherd’s Pie Meat, Zuppa Toscana
Row 3: Gumbo, Corn Chowder, Chicken Broth
Row 4: Shredded Fajita Chicken
Row 5: Shakshouka, Mashed Potatoes, Meatballs
Row 6: Mac n Cheese
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Kaylie Woomer @quirkofart.bsky.social · Sep 27

Still got a couple things to go, but this weeks cooking frenzy has born delicious fruits

Frozen cubes of food in gallon ziplock bags each labeled with the date 9/25/25 and the list of foods in the subsequent tweet

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Kaylie Woomer @quirkofart.bsky.social · Sep 26

Also, 3 hours at 225F

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Kaylie Woomer @quirkofart.bsky.social · Sep 26

It turned out so perfect I legit became the 🥹 emoji

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Kaylie Woomer @quirkofart.bsky.social · Sep 26

About to attempt my first garlic confit 🤤

Small blue rectangular baking dish full of garlic cloves topped with olive oil

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Kaylie Woomer @quirkofart.bsky.social · Sep 22

Yessss amazing taste!

My issue is there’s only two of us and I eat so slow so freezing them in the 1 cup cubes means I never reheat more than I can eat! And also means I can make as much soup as I want at once because it’s literally impossible to make too much 😈

Two aqua blue trays similar to ice cube trays but there are only four large ice cube sections with the name Souper Cube embossed on the side

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Kaylie Woomer @quirkofart.bsky.social · Sep 22

I try to only use Bsky when I can tweet like it’s 2015 still but I’m trying to get back into it 😭