You guys hear they started making little cheese slices without the mousetrap now? Might give em a try
December 14, 2024 at 6:16 PM
You guys hear they started making little cheese slices without the mousetrap now? Might give em a try
Shutting down the "Gucci store" (the bathroom at my psychiatrist's office)
December 9, 2024 at 1:12 PM
Shutting down the "Gucci store" (the bathroom at my psychiatrist's office)
Gonna learn how to cry on command so I can win zoom meeting arguments at work
December 2, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Gonna learn how to cry on command so I can win zoom meeting arguments at work
New followers is a great way for me to pretend I'm not just talking to myself on here
November 28, 2024 at 12:34 PM
New followers is a great way for me to pretend I'm not just talking to myself on here
It should be socially acceptable to get into the urinal next to a guy and compliment the strength of his piss stream.
November 27, 2024 at 5:12 PM
It should be socially acceptable to get into the urinal next to a guy and compliment the strength of his piss stream.
Why only Chicken Soup for the Soul? I've got a schnasty Italian Wedding that should fix your head too
November 27, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Why only Chicken Soup for the Soul? I've got a schnasty Italian Wedding that should fix your head too
How it's Made episode about how I am scraped out of bed by big muscular orderlies every morning
November 26, 2024 at 7:29 PM
How it's Made episode about how I am scraped out of bed by big muscular orderlies every morning
Abandoning my wife at the rest stop because she doesn't understand the importance of not letting that beige sedan getting ahead of me again
November 26, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Abandoning my wife at the rest stop because she doesn't understand the importance of not letting that beige sedan getting ahead of me again
Trump supporters don't understand that I was looking for a good reason to remove them from my life anyway
November 26, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Trump supporters don't understand that I was looking for a good reason to remove them from my life anyway
Bout to go be odd in some League of Legends ARAM text channels if anyone wants to meet up
November 24, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Bout to go be odd in some League of Legends ARAM text channels if anyone wants to meet up
I daydream about spending time with my friends until I actually do then I am mostly thinking about leaving
November 21, 2024 at 3:10 AM
I daydream about spending time with my friends until I actually do then I am mostly thinking about leaving
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if I was alive during vietnam it wouldn’t have gone down like that
November 21, 2024 at 12:56 AM
if I was alive during vietnam it wouldn’t have gone down like that
I'm so tired and sleep just doesn't help
November 21, 2024 at 3:00 AM
I'm so tired and sleep just doesn't help
Worked for 3 hours to create a spreadsheet to track Pokemon TCG Pocket progress. It is my Magnum Opus (I did it wrong)
November 20, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Worked for 3 hours to create a spreadsheet to track Pokemon TCG Pocket progress. It is my Magnum Opus (I did it wrong)
Tossing a 140 lb complaint stone tablet into the vestibule of a BestBuy bc the HDMI I bought last week already broke
November 20, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Tossing a 140 lb complaint stone tablet into the vestibule of a BestBuy bc the HDMI I bought last week already broke
Contemplating stealing posts, if anyone knows someone weak and vulnerable
November 20, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Contemplating stealing posts, if anyone knows someone weak and vulnerable
Currently at work avoiding all the work parts tho
November 20, 2024 at 2:41 PM
Currently at work avoiding all the work parts tho
I think we probably need to bring back human sacrifice. It's gotta be someone we like too, or it won't work
November 20, 2024 at 2:32 PM
I think we probably need to bring back human sacrifice. It's gotta be someone we like too, or it won't work
"where my hug at" Slavov Žižek or thot daughter
November 20, 2024 at 2:12 PM
"where my hug at" Slavov Žižek or thot daughter
I'm at the point where if I drop something that's conceivably edible, I will wait a day to see if the dog gets it before I have to clean it up
November 20, 2024 at 2:07 PM
I'm at the point where if I drop something that's conceivably edible, I will wait a day to see if the dog gets it before I have to clean it up
Oh wow I had a productive morning, that means I deserve to have an absolutely disastrous afternoon and a braindead evening, guilt-free!
November 20, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Oh wow I had a productive morning, that means I deserve to have an absolutely disastrous afternoon and a braindead evening, guilt-free!
Anyone have good stoner recipes?
November 19, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Anyone have good stoner recipes?
If I was a billionaire I would use my wealth for good by paying Alan Cumming to stand behind me ready to do "Wilkommen" at a moments notice
November 19, 2024 at 4:58 AM
If I was a billionaire I would use my wealth for good by paying Alan Cumming to stand behind me ready to do "Wilkommen" at a moments notice
Getting an email at work and quietly whispering "awgh fyuck" like that country fucker on tiktok
November 19, 2024 at 4:52 AM
Getting an email at work and quietly whispering "awgh fyuck" like that country fucker on tiktok