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Tenants always swear under oath that the window was broken when they moved in. #MurphysLaw
December 20, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Tenants always swear under oath that the window was broken when they moved in. #MurphysLaw
Modeling is great because I don't have lines to memorize. But I find acting much more challenging - which is a good thing! - Candace Kita #QuoteBot
December 20, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Modeling is great because I don't have lines to memorize. But I find acting much more challenging - which is a good thing! - Candace Kita #QuoteBot
Things which must be shipped together as a set, aren't. #MurphysLaw
December 20, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Things which must be shipped together as a set, aren't. #MurphysLaw
Ralph Waldo Emerson - A nation or civilization that continues to produce soft-minded men purchases its own spiritual death on the installment plan. #QuoteBot
December 20, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Ralph Waldo Emerson - A nation or civilization that continues to produce soft-minded men purchases its own spiritual death on the installment plan. #QuoteBot
I have learned that success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has had to overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington #QuoteBot
December 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I have learned that success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has had to overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington #QuoteBot
I believe that every American should have stable, dignified housing; health care; education - that the most very basic needs to sustain modern life should be guaranteed in a moral society. - Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez #QuoteBot
December 20, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I believe that every American should have stable, dignified housing; health care; education - that the most very basic needs to sustain modern life should be guaranteed in a moral society. - Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez #QuoteBot
Elbert Hubbard - No; we have been as usual asking the wrong question. It does not matter a hoot what the mockingbird on the chimney is singing. The real and proper question is: Why is it beautiful? #QuoteBot
December 20, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Elbert Hubbard - No; we have been as usual asking the wrong question. It does not matter a hoot what the mockingbird on the chimney is singing. The real and proper question is: Why is it beautiful? #QuoteBot
Lynn Lavner - We must repsect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children are smart. #QuoteBot
December 20, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Lynn Lavner - We must repsect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children are smart. #QuoteBot
Oscar Wilde - We know life is futile. A man who considers that his life is of very wonderful importance is awfully close to a padded cell. #QuoteBot
December 20, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Oscar Wilde - We know life is futile. A man who considers that his life is of very wonderful importance is awfully close to a padded cell. #QuoteBot
Supply Shipments at night stick out like a sore thumb. #MurphysLaw
December 20, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Supply Shipments at night stick out like a sore thumb. #MurphysLaw
Benjamin Franklin - Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, 'Certainly I can!' Then get busy and find out how to do it. #QuoteBot
December 20, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Benjamin Franklin - Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, 'Certainly I can!' Then get busy and find out how to do it. #QuoteBot