SlowMotionApocalypse
@raccoons3.bsky.social
Retired postal worker, APWU member.
No King but Stephen
He/Him
Blue dot in a purple city in a red county in a blue state.
If you want me to follow back, you need a bio and at least one original skeet or whatever they're called.
No King but Stephen
He/Him
Blue dot in a purple city in a red county in a blue state.
If you want me to follow back, you need a bio and at least one original skeet or whatever they're called.
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Why does this Trump guy keep showing up in my news feed? I don't even *like* the bastard.
I have a relatively new phone. I read something a minute ago that brought up the question, ''Can I call 911 using voice commands?" It turns out you can, but it's harder to hang up. The usual buttons don't come up. I had to apologize to the dispatcher and explain what I'd done. Pixel 9A.
October 26, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I have a relatively new phone. I read something a minute ago that brought up the question, ''Can I call 911 using voice commands?" It turns out you can, but it's harder to hang up. The usual buttons don't come up. I had to apologize to the dispatcher and explain what I'd done. Pixel 9A.
First he paved over the Rose Garden. Then, he said he was tearing down the front of the East Wing. Then, the whole East Wing. What makes you think he'll stop there?
Nothing would please Putin more than to see the entire White House in rubble.
Nothing would please Putin more than to see the entire White House in rubble.
October 23, 2025 at 7:30 AM
First he paved over the Rose Garden. Then, he said he was tearing down the front of the East Wing. Then, the whole East Wing. What makes you think he'll stop there?
Nothing would please Putin more than to see the entire White House in rubble.
Nothing would please Putin more than to see the entire White House in rubble.
Maybe I'll be over it tomorrow, after I've meditated on how not everybody gets to qualify. But today I was gobsmacked when I found out that, for the first time ever, I'm older than the Pope.
October 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Maybe I'll be over it tomorrow, after I've meditated on how not everybody gets to qualify. But today I was gobsmacked when I found out that, for the first time ever, I'm older than the Pope.
In case anyone is wondering, I do not have an attic. Especially one with plumbing.
September 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
In case anyone is wondering, I do not have an attic. Especially one with plumbing.
The movie Blade Runner would have been a lot shorter if Deckard had just had the replicants pick out all the pictures that had a bicycle.
September 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
The movie Blade Runner would have been a lot shorter if Deckard had just had the replicants pick out all the pictures that had a bicycle.
Years ago, I had a bumper sticker that said, "Don't blame me, I voted for McGovern" . I'd get a new one for Kamala, but I'm feeling a little nervous about Proud Boys, Three Percenters, and groypers.
September 16, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Years ago, I had a bumper sticker that said, "Don't blame me, I voted for McGovern" . I'd get a new one for Kamala, but I'm feeling a little nervous about Proud Boys, Three Percenters, and groypers.
It's been a while since I updated. Today is September 12, 2015. The price of gas at my Costco is $4.15. On inauguration day, it was$3.29. That represents a 26% increase in a touch less than eight months.
Today is May 28, 2025. Gas at the Costco I shop at is $3.69. On 1/20/25, it was $3.29.
Today is two days after tariffs were announced. It's April 5, 2025, and regular gas shot up to $3.69. On 1/20/25, it was $3.29.
September 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
It's been a while since I updated. Today is September 12, 2015. The price of gas at my Costco is $4.15. On inauguration day, it was$3.29. That represents a 26% increase in a touch less than eight months.
I learned today that there are a number of excellent bands that only have three members. Like Cream, The Police, or Rush. But you know who isn't? Three Dog Night. That band had seven players. Who would have guessed?
September 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I learned today that there are a number of excellent bands that only have three members. Like Cream, The Police, or Rush. But you know who isn't? Three Dog Night. That band had seven players. Who would have guessed?
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Pepper know how to relax.
July 18, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Pepper know how to relax.
I'm sure I screwed up some algorithms on my Amazon account, but I found out that Amazon sells pot pipes and apparently crack pipes. I don't know enough about meth pipes, but they apparently don't sell them. If opium pipes look like long tobacco pipes, they seem to sell them.
July 12, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I'm sure I screwed up some algorithms on my Amazon account, but I found out that Amazon sells pot pipes and apparently crack pipes. I don't know enough about meth pipes, but they apparently don't sell them. If opium pipes look like long tobacco pipes, they seem to sell them.
Two pictures of Pepper 41 days apart. She looks a little longer in the second pic because her legs are stuck out behind her She weighs about 3.5 lbs in the first pic, and about 17lb in the second pic.
July 9, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Two pictures of Pepper 41 days apart. She looks a little longer in the second pic because her legs are stuck out behind her She weighs about 3.5 lbs in the first pic, and about 17lb in the second pic.
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I wish Donald Trump had talked with Mike Tyson before he started this war. Mike famously said, "Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth."
The Iranians have had a long time to make their own plans.
The Iranians have had a long time to make their own plans.
June 23, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I wish Donald Trump had talked with Mike Tyson before he started this war. Mike famously said, "Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth."
The Iranians have had a long time to make their own plans.
The Iranians have had a long time to make their own plans.
I knew the grocery store i shop at was overcharging for their bananas, because they hadn't changed the price in thirty years. That and the fact that other stores charged 20¢ less for a lb.
Two weeks ago, they raised the price 10¢.
Two weeks ago, they raised the price 10¢.
June 23, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I knew the grocery store i shop at was overcharging for their bananas, because they hadn't changed the price in thirty years. That and the fact that other stores charged 20¢ less for a lb.
Two weeks ago, they raised the price 10¢.
Two weeks ago, they raised the price 10¢.
I'm attending Indivisible's event, “No War on Iran - A War Without a Vote” - sign up now to join me! www.mobilize.us/indivisible/...
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June 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I'm attending Indivisible's event, “No War on Iran - A War Without a Vote” - sign up now to join me! www.mobilize.us/indivisible/...
I tripped on a broken section of sidewalk the other day. It's amazing how far down the ground gets as you get older. Final score: 9 staples on the eyebrow and a black eye.
June 21, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I tripped on a broken section of sidewalk the other day. It's amazing how far down the ground gets as you get older. Final score: 9 staples on the eyebrow and a black eye.
@muellershewrote.com
If you haven't heard yet, there's some fuckery going on in Spokane with ICE, the police, and protestors. There's a curfew in effect downtown until 5.00 AM.
If you haven't heard yet, there's some fuckery going on in Spokane with ICE, the police, and protestors. There's a curfew in effect downtown until 5.00 AM.
June 12, 2025 at 5:26 AM
@muellershewrote.com
If you haven't heard yet, there's some fuckery going on in Spokane with ICE, the police, and protestors. There's a curfew in effect downtown until 5.00 AM.
If you haven't heard yet, there's some fuckery going on in Spokane with ICE, the police, and protestors. There's a curfew in effect downtown until 5.00 AM.
Downtown Spokane is under a curfew, now. Every single police in Spokane is guarding the ICE office.
www.kxly.com/news/former-...
www.kxly.com/news/former-...
Former Spokane city councilman booked into jail following protest at ICE building
SPOKANE, Wash - Former Spokane city councilman Ben Stuckart has been booked into Spokane County Jail for failing to disperse during a protest outside the Spokane ICE building Wednesday evening.
www.kxly.com
June 12, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Downtown Spokane is under a curfew, now. Every single police in Spokane is guarding the ICE office.
www.kxly.com/news/former-...
www.kxly.com/news/former-...
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History repeats itself….real photo from 1937 LA found in the LA Times Collection at the UCLA Library
June 9, 2025 at 4:41 PM
History repeats itself….real photo from 1937 LA found in the LA Times Collection at the UCLA Library
I resisted the temptation to name her Diogie. Instead, she's Pebble(s). She doesn't answer to any names, yet, though.
June 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I resisted the temptation to name her Diogie. Instead, she's Pebble(s). She doesn't answer to any names, yet, though.
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The Declaration of Independence, 1776:
"whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it".
"whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it".
June 8, 2025 at 7:15 AM
The Declaration of Independence, 1776:
"whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it".
"whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it".
Today is May 28, 2025. Gas at the Costco I shop at is $3.69. On 1/20/25, it was $3.29.
Today is two days after tariffs were announced. It's April 5, 2025, and regular gas shot up to $3.69. On 1/20/25, it was $3.29.
Today, March 28,2025, gas at Costco is $3.55 for regular. On 1/20/25, it was $3.29.
May 29, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Today is May 28, 2025. Gas at the Costco I shop at is $3.69. On 1/20/25, it was $3.29.
Last night this puppy was dropped off at my house for "a couple days." She's six weeks old and weighs two and a half lbs. For comparison, the foot is size 11 American. She doesn't have a name yet.
May 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Last night this puppy was dropped off at my house for "a couple days." She's six weeks old and weighs two and a half lbs. For comparison, the foot is size 11 American. She doesn't have a name yet.