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Rachel @rachelg81.bsky.social · 2d

Had to send an email about my daily routine and department tasks assigned to me….

I finished off my email with “Every day, I try my best….”

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Rachel @rachelg81.bsky.social · 8d

Managing Attorney: File this thing you’ve never done before.
Me: Please review.
Managing attorney: I shouldn’t have to review this. This is standard stuff.
Me: 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

Like, bro, standard to you—I don’t have a law degree!

Rachel @rachelg81.bsky.social · 12d

Saw this cookie at my local bakery….

It was too pretty to eat….

💚💙

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Rachel @rachelg81.bsky.social · 16d

Spooky season means cute coffee mugs for tea at work!!!

🎃🎃🎃

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Rachel @rachelg81.bsky.social · 21d

So I made this sign BEFORE I knew that I would have the opportunity to have 10/3 off just as a warning to my coworkers that nothing was wrong, I just get emotional listening to T-Swizzle….
Anyway, here’s my sign and my bunny Beatrice, who definitely is giving “The Life of a Showgirl” vibes!!!
🧡🧡

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Rachel @rachelg81.bsky.social · 22d

I feel like I’ve worked half a day…nope 2 1/2 hours….

Working from home DRAGS….

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Rachel @rachelg81.bsky.social · 22d

85% of my review calls with my managing attorney are me waiting while he says “Hold On”…..

So I just sit there like…

a man in a trench coat says i 'll just while standing on a street

ALT: a man in a trench coat says i 'll just while standing on a street

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Rachel @rachelg81.bsky.social · 22d

So fun fact for me today, found out my managing attorney has seen Supernatural.
How did I find this out?
Apparently when I called him back this afternoon, my Apple ID card pulled up and I completely forgot it was this op:

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Rachel @rachelg81.bsky.social · 25d

I completely forgot my gay pumpkin (it’s blue and green so that’s why it’s the gay pumpkin) lights up because I found the battery instructions still in it…

But the real question, does it come to work with me….?

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Rachel @rachelg81.bsky.social · 26d

Crafting….Can you tell what it’s about to be?
🧡🧡

Rachel @rachelg81.bsky.social · 27d

He’s a character for sure!!!☺️

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Rachel @rachelg81.bsky.social · 27d

“Mama, I like sausage rolls….”
(A la “Do You Want to Build a Snowman”) “Okay, bye….”
#dogmomlife #marleythepup

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Rachel @rachelg81.bsky.social · Sep 24

I take the office doggo birthday very seriously!!!

Rachel @rachelg81.bsky.social · Sep 22

Same, Dean, Same….

Rachel @rachelg81.bsky.social · Sep 22

On today’s episode of ‘Why I Should Not Have Access to Adult Money’—Meet Darwin…He swings from my rearview mirror with reckless abandon…

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Rachel @rachelg81.bsky.social · Sep 21

I should not be allowed adult monies….

Rachel @rachelg81.bsky.social · Sep 8

I will be as functional as my job requires….No extra effort today.

Rachel @rachelg81.bsky.social · Sep 5

For the record, I did not pee on myself….

My soda decided to spew on me….

I have an hour and a half left for work….

Rachel @rachelg81.bsky.social · Sep 4

If we’re keeping tabs, said managing attorney hasn’t spoken to me all day except for 1 condescending email and then the second communication came via his wife, who is also one of his 4 assistants….

Rachel @rachelg81.bsky.social · Sep 3

As always, no accountability and it’s now my fault somehow—even though I was never told this….

Rachel @rachelg81.bsky.social · Sep 3

Managing Attorney: Why wasn’t this done?

Me, who did not go to law school and has been trained by ‘trial by fire mentality’: I was never taught to do this for this specific case….

Should be interesting to see how much I get fucking yelled at…..When he has 4 assistance and can’t manage his anything

Rachel @rachelg81.bsky.social · Sep 3

As always, no accountability and it’s now my fault somehow—even though I was never told this….

Rachel @rachelg81.bsky.social · Sep 3

Managing Attorney: Why wasn’t this done?

Me, who did not go to law school and has been trained by ‘trial by fire mentality’: I was never taught to do this for this specific case….

Should be interesting to see how much I get fucking yelled at…..When he has 4 assistance and can’t manage his anything

Rachel @rachelg81.bsky.social · Sep 3

Managing Attorney: Why wasn’t this done?

Me, who did not go to law school and has been trained by ‘trial by fire mentality’: I was never taught to do this for this specific case….

Should be interesting to see how much I get fucking yelled at…..When he has 4 assistance and can’t manage his anything

Rachel @rachelg81.bsky.social · Sep 1

Doggo inspecting all the Spooky season goodies!!!

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Rachel @rachelg81.bsky.social · Aug 31

I didn’t need these notebooks….But I cannot escape the blue & green of it all….

💚💙

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Rachel @rachelg81.bsky.social · Aug 30

Watching college football and a player’s name is O’mega…..

I had to do a double take, cause…huh?

(To be fair, I’ve been reading a lot of Omegaverse fics, so, it might be on the brain…)

Either way, WPS!

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Rachel @rachelg81.bsky.social · Aug 27

How did I KNOW that my managing attorney would wait until the last 15 minutes of the day to call me when he said he would call me when he got in first thing this morning?!

a man in a suit and tie is holding his head in his hands

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding his head in his hands

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