Rachel Kolar
@rachelkolar.bsky.social
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Author of Mother Ghost: Nursery Rhymes for Little Monsters, co-host of the Wonderful World of Darklords podcast. Halloween, writing, and a surprising amount of TTRPGs. She/her
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I was already kind of iffy on this book. Then they started praying the Luminous Mysteries of the rosary.

It's set in 1765.
rachelkolar.bsky.social
It is so dangerous for me to go to Spirit Halloween with the kids.

"Mom, we should get this!"

"...we should, shouldn't we?"
rachelkolar.bsky.social
I need a Green Bone Saga RPG, and I need it NOW.
rachelkolar.bsky.social
If you have a sudden need to read a fantasy novel about a Black girl kicking all the butt, I'm about 2/3 through A Blade So Black by L.L. McKinney and it 100% fits the bill.

(I picked it up for Alice in Wonderland, but it feels more "10% Alice, 45% Buffy, 45% Sailor Moon." Which is JUST FINE.)
Cover of A Blade So Black by L.L. McKinney
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karenattiah.bsky.social
For the record.

My posts were not even about Kirk directly, but about America's apathy towards political violence, and the coddling of white male shooters and hate peddlers.

I was fired because I mentioned race: white men and violence-- that was my "gross misconduct."
rachelkolar.bsky.social
He looks so trustworthy!
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sillysyntax.bsky.social
Me yelling to someone about art just now:

I don't care if they think it's cringe. I do not care. I have limited time on this earth and I made this.

Go take your nonchalant selves elsewhere, you're liable to melt in my presence.
rachelkolar.bsky.social
Finally watching Wicked with the kids.

🎵What is this feeling so sudden and new
I felt the moment I laid eyes on you?🎵

12yo: Love.

🎵My pulse is rushing
My head is reeling
My face is flushing
What is this feeling?🎵

12yo: Love.

🎵Fervent as a flame
Does it have a name?🎵

12yo: JUST KISS ALREADY!
rachelkolar.bsky.social
Oh, this is cool! I love how Utena adjacent the third one is. Given how complex Utena is on gender, that feels perfect.
"I've seen a lot of folks looking for ideas to cover their Deathly Hallows tattoos so I put some ideas down. Feel free to use!" Five different designs ensue.
rachelkolar.bsky.social
Well. Crap. This is appalling.

Takeaways:

1) If you're a podcaster and you accept ad revenue, find out if your host does this.

2) If you're a listener and a podcast you like has uncharacteristically awful ads, contact the host; they might not even know.

Suddenly very glad not to have ads.
smartbitches.bsky.social
I'm supremely mad and I'm going to rant about it.

I have a podcast. It's hosted by ACast. They do dynamic insertion ads prior to the show, which I've enabled. These are basically the commercials you might hear before the show starts.
rachelkolar.bsky.social
Me: okay, the kids are all at school, time to do some podcast stuff

Coraline: I'M NOT AT SCHOOL MOM

MOM, LET ME RUB MY FACE ALL OVER THE POP FILTER

MOM, I'M GOING TO WALK ON CRINKLY PAPER RIGHT NEXT TO YOU, IS THAT OKAY?

MOM, YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH MY CLAWS NEED SHARPENING
rachelkolar.bsky.social
I had a dream that we had the votes to get him out of office. The process hadn't started yet, but we had the votes.

Then my alarm went off.

Sigh.
rachelkolar.bsky.social
I walked into the food pantry and had the sudden urge to announce my presence with "I'm here, I'm queer, I'm a volunteer" and now that urge will never leave me
rachelkolar.bsky.social
My 12yo: I like animals better than people. That means that when I grow up, I'm either going to solve climate change or become a supervillain.

Y'know, she knows herself.
rachelkolar.bsky.social
Daughter is getting a haircut & telling stylist about her Warrior Cats fanfic. Stylist has never heard of Warrior Cats & now knows about how daughter's OC mated with Tigerstar in the Dark Forest & their kits have superpowers because they were conceived in hell. Anyway she's getting a very big tip.
rachelkolar.bsky.social
So, just to be clear, the federal government is pardoning an ACTUAL felon who was here illegally in order to pursue their vendetta against an innocent man who was here legally, just so they don't have to admit they made a mistake.

Despicable. wapo.st/40i4Ttt
Star witness against Kilmar Abrego García was due to be deported. Now he’s being freed.
Jose Ramon Hernandez Reyes is a three-time felon released early from federal prison to a halfway house in exchange for testifying against Kilmar Abrego García.
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rachelkolar.bsky.social
As a cis woman who finally realized it wasn't just about pink and skirts when someone explained to me that cis people have dysphoria too: I cannot imagine the miserable, soul-crushing experience of having the way I feel about my big feet be the way I feel about my entire existence. Much love.
rachelkolar.bsky.social
We have tickets to see Les Miz on with our older kids Saturday and are watching the PBS concert version to familiarize them with it.

14yo: "I simultaneously lost my mind laughing at the Thenardiers and hope they burn in hell forever."
rachelkolar.bsky.social
Update: it's now dead certain that wizards fast spells. I guess the "vast" incident convinced it that I never mean "cast."
rachelkolar.bsky.social
Android users: is it just me, or has autocorrect gotten WAY more aggressive about rewriting real words to be what it thinks you mean? I just had to change "cast majority" bc I guess not enough people say "vast" for Android to think I mean it. (Also I had to change "cast" to "vast" in THIS VERY POST)
rachelkolar.bsky.social
Please take a break from doomscrolling to admire this glorious potato butt
It's a potato shaped like a butt. Not much else to say.
rachelkolar.bsky.social
Oh dang, I'm excited. Whalefall made me cry.
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Our pod grows!
🐳🐳🐳🐳
A deadline article about casting of well fall, which includes a Elizabeth Shue, John Ortiz, Jane Levy, and Emily Rudd