radbshow.bsky.social
@radbshow.bsky.social
My ex used to complain that we ate too much pizza, now I eat pizza every god damned day.

#Fat
#Fate
#Free
October 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
My costume is gonna slap the shit out of yours this year

#WakaWaka
#Bustin
#Cost-Tume
October 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Do you guys feel cool all having weddings on the same day?

#HappyAnniversaryEveryone
#4Ever
#WeldingSeason
October 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The thing I'll miss the most about summer is peein out the leg hole.

#FeelsLikeSummer
#Memories
#UrineNation
September 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
September 19, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Killing is bad AMIRITE?
September 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
September 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
"How old are you?“

"Well I just coughed And threw my back out."
September 8, 2025 at 3:21 AM
YAAAAS, Go off Queef!
August 30, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Today I gave someone the bird 🦚
August 5, 2025 at 8:26 AM
How do you guys fight the urge to overthink every interaction you have every single day, and also the urge to apologize for being weird in said interactions.

#MentalHealth
August 2, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Uses fem emojis 🤷‍♀️
July 22, 2025 at 3:53 AM
What the fuck Facebook

#Feed
#Bowels
#Anusbook
July 21, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I just saw a robot lawnmower mowing the lawn by itself in the middle of the night

#NightShift
#Mowbot
#FUUuuTUUUReee
July 19, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Last night I saw a spider that lives on the charging station. They had a web built over the screen. Bugs were flying towards the light and getting caught in the web, then quickly wrapped up by the spider. Tonight there are 2 spiders.

#Spoidahs
#Coupling
#ElectricSpideBoogieWoogieWoogie
July 8, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Me: "There's nothing more American than Superman."

Them: "What about Captain America?"

Me: "...Alright smart ass."

#4thofJuly
#July4th
#Independent
July 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
June 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Talking to you is like tearing toilet paper that isn't perforated.

#TrashTalk
June 3, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Is it ironic to forget it's Memorial Day?

#Holidaze
#MemorialLoss
May 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
How many Whopper Jrs does it take to make a Whopper Sr?
May 25, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Did u know Brad Pitt has face blindness? Like imagine being Angelina Jolie and he's just like "WHERES YOUR FACE!?"

#FaceBlindness
#Brangelina
#ThePitts
May 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Need a GF that works at Target 🎯

#Khakis
#Haulathon
#TargetSugarMomma
May 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I'd say I have golden retriever energy, but I'm more like one of those old hound dogs that just wants to sleep on the porch.

#GoldenRetrieverEnergy #MYDAWG
#HuckleberryHound
May 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
If autism is a spectrum aren't we all technically on it?

#autism #showerthoughts
May 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Who\'s the best Iron Man

🅰️ Robert Downey Jr.
🅱️ Robert Downey Jr.

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April 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM